Reviews

Dropped in after lunch on a Thursday. Have been to every other Austin club so decided to try this one. Here are my impressions. Out in the middle of nowhere in an industrial-ish…

As someone remarked recently in a discussion post, Austin always seems to have about 11 strip clubs, unusually few for a youthful and rapidly growing city of 900,000+, and can't seem to support a 12th…

Nicole, Caos, Tanya, Honey, Kutty, Daniela, Capri, Tiffany, Lupita & Jaguar were the sexy dancers on this shift. Went on Wednesday - famous as the sampler day cuz you can get intimate lap dances from every…

Never been to Austin, and I was curious, so I stopped by to visit on my way into town late one thursday. Definitely not my scene. My impression is that…

Visiting Austin on business, but no love for the skinny girls - so had to find out where the thick girls dance. Hot Bodies is definitely where the thick girls dance. $5 parking…

Great club. BYOB. Non-smoking. Fully nude. Wednesdays are best with $5 dances all day. Wed. cover was $10 and VIP $15 when you first enter -- VIP was $30 if you purchase after entry…

Went in middle of the afternoon on $5 Wed. All dances $5 day and night. The club is located in an industrial area not far from the airport - closer…

I took my bottle of Captain Morgan, the club provided the setup for $10. Entry was $15 and VIP access is now $20 extra (previously $10). VIP is still worth it because it is sofa…

Went back to Hot Bodies after a long time. Hoping to see some old faves. I got there at 6 PM - so free parking. After 7 it's $5 or you can park on the street. Cover…

Went by on a Thursday afternoon, arriving around 1 pm. Cover charge was $10 ($20 for VIP). When I said I was surprised there was a cover charge in the day, I consistently got the…

The dancers were gross, they were all kind of fat. You can tell the mileage is good. $10 nude. It's not old and raggy, but it's also no where near upscale.…

Run away! Run far...run fast! If you're into fat and ugly girls with stretch marks, rashes, and pimples all over their asses, this is your place. I've been to many strip clubs…

Was not expecting this club to be as good as it was ! Full nude and byob which was great.. At the time I was there ppl were just starting to come in , I'm…

I decided to check out this club on a recent wednesday night after hitting up downtown for a while. I wanted to check out the $5 dance night, so figured I'd see what's up.…

Sapphire, Yamalay, Pocahontas, Asha and Kiki will please you. And Baily too. Hot Bodies is a nude BYOB club off 290 Hwy in an industrial area. Parking is safe. It's free until 7 PM after that…

Looking to kill some time and found this place near my hotel. It was convenient so why not give it a try. Lucky for me it was Wednesday night which equals $5 dances all night…

First time here a fee weeks ago. 10 cover just after noon. Walked in and was approached by a hot black girl. Asked ifi wanted a $10 dance. Sat me down and told me this…

Had heard about the $5 dance day on Wednesdays and like nude clubs so went and checked it out after picking up some beer (byob). Got there around 6 pm, found free parking (it's…

Decided to check this place on one of my business trips to Austin. It was my first time there in several years, and much of the club was the same. Mostly Black and Mexican dancers.…

Decided to check this place on one of my business trips to Austin. It was my first time there in several years, and much of the club was the same. Mostly Black and Mexican dancers.…

I stopped by this club about 10 days ago. It was my first time there in several years, and much of the club was the same. In addition to their regular VIP room, they now…

Stopped by this place at noon a year ago on my way out of town after NCAA tourney and was absolutely captivated by the charms of "Foxy" one of two girls on duty at the…

Dropped by early evening (6:00pm) on Tuesday and waited until 8:30 for some dancers to start the night shift. A few girls showed up, went into the dressing room and never reappeared. I finally got…

I stopped in this last Wednesday to have a few beers and check out the nudity. Not bad day. Paid 10 extra for VIP its always worth it. Checked out the talent…

Went in for their Wednesday night $5 dances and had lots of fun. You can either park on the street or the side of building for free, or you can pay $5 and park upfront.…