Reviews

Visiting Austin on business, but no love for the skinny girls - so had to find out where the thick girls dance. Hot Bodies is definitely where the thick girls dance. $5 parking…

Great club. BYOB. Non-smoking. Fully nude. Wednesdays are best with $5 dances all day. Wed. cover was $10 and VIP $15 when you first enter -- VIP was $30 if you purchase after entry…

Went in middle of the afternoon on $5 Wed. All dances $5 day and night. The club is located in an industrial area not far from the airport - closer…

I took my bottle of Captain Morgan, the club provided the setup for $10. Entry was $15 and VIP access is now $20 extra (previously $10). VIP is still worth it because it is sofa…

Went back to Hot Bodies after a long time. Hoping to see some old faves. I got there at 6 PM - so free parking. After 7 it's $5 or you can park on the street. Cover…

Went by on a Thursday afternoon, arriving around 1 pm. Cover charge was $10 ($20 for VIP). When I said I was surprised there was a cover charge in the day, I consistently got the…

The dancers were gross, they were all kind of fat. You can tell the mileage is good. $10 nude. It's not old and raggy, but it's also no where near upscale.…

Run away! Run far...run fast! If you're into fat and ugly girls with stretch marks, rashes, and pimples all over their asses, this is your place. I've been to many strip clubs…

Was not expecting this club to be as good as it was ! Full nude and byob which was great.. At the time I was there ppl were just starting to come in , I'm…

I decided to check out this club on a recent wednesday night after hitting up downtown for a while. I wanted to check out the $5 dance night, so figured I'd see what's up.…

Sapphire, Yamalay, Pocahontas, Asha and Kiki will please you. And Baily too. Hot Bodies is a nude BYOB club off 290 Hwy in an industrial area. Parking is safe. It's free until 7 PM after that…

Looking to kill some time and found this place near my hotel. It was convenient so why not give it a try. Lucky for me it was Wednesday night which equals $5 dances all night…

First time here a fee weeks ago. 10 cover just after noon. Walked in and was approached by a hot black girl. Asked ifi wanted a $10 dance. Sat me down and told me this…

Had heard about the $5 dance day on Wednesdays and like nude clubs so went and checked it out after picking up some beer (byob). Got there around 6 pm, found free parking (it's…

Decided to check this place on one of my business trips to Austin. It was my first time there in several years, and much of the club was the same. Mostly Black and Mexican dancers.…

Decided to check this place on one of my business trips to Austin. It was my first time there in several years, and much of the club was the same. Mostly Black and Mexican dancers.…

I stopped by this club about 10 days ago. It was my first time there in several years, and much of the club was the same. In addition to their regular VIP room, they now…

Stopped by this place at noon a year ago on my way out of town after NCAA tourney and was absolutely captivated by the charms of "Foxy" one of two girls on duty at the…

Dropped by early evening (6:00pm) on Tuesday and waited until 8:30 for some dancers to start the night shift. A few girls showed up, went into the dressing room and never reappeared. I finally got…

I stopped in this last Wednesday to have a few beers and check out the nudity. Not bad day. Paid 10 extra for VIP its always worth it. Checked out the talent…

Went in for their Wednesday night $5 dances and had lots of fun. You can either park on the street or the side of building for free, or you can pay $5 and park upfront.…

This was another visit to Hot Bodies in Austin. I am usually one to say that high mileage comes by getting to know several dancers over time and while I still believe that, last…

I visited a few weeks back. The outside of this place looks like a trailer park very easy to miss. Sketchy looking place when you walk in. The carpet is old and…

I showed up around 9:30 pm on a Friday night. Had to pay $5 to park, so that was a downer. The cover was $15, and another $10 for access to the VIP…

This visit got 35 dances total from 6 dancers. I remember because each dance was enjoyable wanting me more. Kinda like a 6 course french dinner - one course light and fruity, another rich and decadent and…