Divas Men's Club Reviews

I'm a regular here (pl see my previous review for basics)
I was expecting to see Carmen at the reception desk.
No Carmen. Bummer.
But the charming lady asked me if I wanted VIP access for $10 more ($10 to get in).
I said no thanks. I asked her if Star, Jennifer and...

Decided to check this place on one of my business trips to Austin. Hot bodies is in an industrial area surrounded by nothing. There is a taco/burger truck outside..didn’t eat there though. The VIP access is 30$ and is BYOB. Some of the girls are big, some are ugly...

All I have to say is wow thought u would try something different and try hot bodies in Austin, I should have just went to my favorite club. First I paid $15 cover for fully nude and another $5 to valet who did absolutely nothing but watch me park my...

Location: South Austin, industrial area. entry/exit is discreet.

Parking: Limited parking (25 cars). Free before 7 PM.

Safety: Quite safe in parking area.

Reception: Met a beautiful receptionist (Carmen). She greeted with a smile. I gotta a massive hug when I tipped her !

Entry fee: $15 (I was in before 6PM) after that...

I stopped by the club this past wednesday afternoon. I love this club and I don't know why more guys don't take advantage of the $5 dances here every wednesday! It is $10 to get in and you can buy the vip for $10 at the door. ...

This was my first ime at this club and I was certainly disappointed !!! This was probably the worst looking group of girls I have ever seen at a club !! The club itself was set up nice. The decor and stage and tables and chairs seemed fine and I...

Paid a visit to my Hot Bodies, my home club last Wednesday. Had the day off so I went around 2pm and stayed till 6pm or so. Always a good time. Very high mileage. Several things to say about this visit. First is to acknowledge...

So I had really low expectations going to Hot Bodies. Basically, we're used to going to Expose, but I like fully nude (if its passable) and Hot Bodies is really close to our apartment. So, we took the leap and figured we would experiment with it to see...

Visited this club for the first time. $10 cover is worth it. Dark club with worn out seats and booths, but when you get your first $5 dance, who cares anymore?? Good contact and dancers are friendly. You have to approach the girls, it seems they...

Nice place, fully nude. Usually very few dancers. Mostly Black and Mexican. Quality ranges from 4-8, there are always a few sexy women available. Dances are nude, and can be on the couches on the main floor, or in the roped off "VIP" section around the...

I don't know what everyone expects of this club, but I have a good time there. Women are friendly but you do have some stuck up dancers there. I tried to tip this chick and she ignored me. At least she apologized about it later. That...

I stopped by on Wednesday's $5 dance night and had a good time again. It does seem like the length of time of dances is getting much shorter than it used to be, but it still gives the chance to try a number of different women.

Some dancers are better looking...

Maybe it's just that I'm from LA and used to higher caliber dances but this place was horrible. I walked in and immediately a woman at least 60 years old with no teeth came up and started bouncing on my lap. Ugh. I sent her away and stayed a little...

Stopped by on Wednesday night and had a good time. The cover is $20, but dances are only 5$ for nude dances. The DJ shortens the length of the songs, but it's still a great deal.

Some of the women are not as attractive, but a lot are still really hot...

I was hoping the selection would be much better being on the weekend, but I was dead wrong. This was about two months ago, but it underexceeded expectactions from a visit a year previous. There was only one or two lookers of the dozen or so dancers but nothing really...

I wouldn't ever admit going to this club, but for the sake of journalism, here goes. First of all, pay the VIP cover ($35 extra, I think). The VIP room is much more comfortable than the main room. Second of all, it seemed that pretty much anything...

Have stopped in here two or three times recently. It's quite the place. Girls are in-you-face naked and friendly. I mean friendly. These girls aren't particularly pretty but they aren't all fat either. The price is steep for what you get, but the BYOB is...

Overall, not a bad place to have a relaxing last day of the weekend. Went there with my buddies last Sunday and had a cheap ($10 cover and $10 dances) couple hours of fun. It is a nude club, and most girls do dance nude. The...

Large... and I'm not talking about the building. The club has gone in a new direction where size matters. When i say size, i'm talking two bills. That's right, two hundo. Now I must admit it is pretty impressive what these girls are capable of doing at their girth....

I was in Austin for the thanks giving weekend and decided to visit this club and boy I was disappointed. I reached the club around at 11:30p.m. and paid the $20 cover and went in and as soon as I was in I saw old latino women dancing as strippers....

The club has changed now so that it is $10 for dances on the main floor and $20 in vip section every night. They've also added some extra stages, which I don't really like. Women aren't always dancing on those stages, but it makes the place a little more crowded...

Went on a tuesday to get the $5 special on dance. Paid for the VIP and it was well worth it. Some decent corners in the room to add some privacy. Dancers were mainly black and some hispanic. The hispanic dancers were a rip-off while the other were very friendly....

I have a good time every time I come here. Dancer quality ranges from 6-9, and there are usually 2 or 3 8's in the room. Dances are done right out in the open, but with plenty of two-way contact. There doesn't seem to be any way...

I'm not sure if I went to the same club that these other reviewers went to. I arrived after 10pm to a motley crew of dancers. None approached me for at least 90 minutes which was mostly OK for me since they were by and large unexciting. The...