Reviews

I heard about this club as a good chill spot. I was in Austin and so decided to hit up the spot. First and foremost the club is in the middle of a warehouse area.…

Went by on a early Thursday afternoon specifically to see Capri. I only get to Austin occasionally, but it is nice to know that I can count on having a good time when I know…

Wednesday's are $5 dance days, and are generally worth the effort. This club is making renovations. Moved the DJ booth away from the stage, has put in a service bar, remodeled the bathroom, etc. The…

I have been to this club once before and came away with nearly the same impression. It was fun only because there happened to be one dancer I particularly clicked with. If not for her…

Visited Wednesday towards end of month and enjoyed it. In particular - these dancers: + Lily 5'4", 26 Cubana, Curvy. Nice and slow paced dances. + Esmaralda 5'3", 24 Cubana. Darker, Petite. Not a good hustler for…

I stopped by on the way to the airport on a Wednesday afternoon. The club had about 8 girls working when i arrived and around 12-15 when I left. It's not much to look at,…

I decided to finally give this club a try due to the dancer rating (on par with Foxy's Cabaret), and was shocked to discover how inaccurate these ratings can be. Foxy's Cabaret has girls who…

I was in Austin for a business trip and had an empty night with some time to burn so I decided to go see what an all-nude club was like in Texas (I'm accustomed to…

Not much going on here. Didn't make a good impression on the outside. Won't say too many things bad about the club, it just wasn't that great when I was there. Was approached by a…

This club is very hit or miss as far as dancers go, there were only 5 dancers who were among 6s and barely 7s. As far as the club itself, drinks are expensive, it is…

Fun dancers from 3 visits last month: + Alexa: 5'7" blonde, 22; nice curves; cute dimples when she smiles. Dances are good. + Baily: 5'3" spanish speaking latina, 24; a bit thick. She gives me very nice…

This club is okay. I have no major complaints nor complements, but overall it was just boring. I visited while in town on business and found that Hot Bodies was one of only two full…

So on a recent trip to Austin decided to hit up a couple of clubs. Saw where this place was a kind of a dive, ladies were not top shelf but could be lots of…

Perhaps this is my first ever visit to a club in Austin. I have been to some in California and Florida. I cannot compare this one with CA and FL clubs. They are different class…

I had some time to kill on a Sunday afternoon. I had gone to Expose for lunch, but after I was done eating I left since there was only one dancer working at the…

Hot Bodies was easily my favorite Full nude club in Austin. They offered free parking, BYOB, and full contact nude dances - essentially a place where more of your money could be remain in your…

I showed up last Wednesday with a six pack of beer. paid my $20 for vip and sat down. was barely in my seat when a hottie named sarah walked by and sat…

Club features latinas, african americans, and some white entertainers, all have the stereotypical pawg pornstar body and an attitude to match. The club is located close to the airport in a business district yet…

Got out of work early, showed up around 1pm on a Wednesday, $5 dances. Got Vip and went straight to the back. The club was in decent shape. Pretty much what you would expect.…

Went here after the XTC drama. Cover $10 and $20 for VIP... went ahead and did the combo and shouldn't have. The VIP was lame. 4 dancers. 1 big girl was all over me…

Wednesday is a great day to visit this club - for lap dance lovers. $5 dances. On top of that it's close to end of the month. Rent's due. And 4th July weekend. Need money for the…

Dropped in after lunch on a Thursday. Have been to every other Austin club so decided to try this one. Here are my impressions. Out in the middle of nowhere in an industrial-ish…

As someone remarked recently in a discussion post, Austin always seems to have about 11 strip clubs, unusually few for a youthful and rapidly growing city of 900,000+, and can't seem to support a 12th…

Nicole, Caos, Tanya, Honey, Kutty, Daniela, Capri, Tiffany, Lupita & Jaguar were the sexy dancers on this shift. Went on Wednesday - famous as the sampler day cuz you can get intimate lap dances from every…

Never been to Austin, and I was curious, so I stopped by to visit on my way into town late one thursday. Definitely not my scene. My impression is that…