Reviews

Stopped by this place at noon a year ago on my way out of town after NCAA tourney and was absolutely captivated by the charms of "Foxy" one of two girls on duty at the…

Dropped by early evening (6:00pm) on Tuesday and waited until 8:30 for some dancers to start the night shift. A few girls showed up, went into the dressing room and never reappeared. I finally got…

I stopped in this last Wednesday to have a few beers and check out the nudity. Not bad day. Paid 10 extra for VIP its always worth it. Checked out the talent…

Went in for their Wednesday night $5 dances and had lots of fun. You can either park on the street or the side of building for free, or you can pay $5 and park upfront.…

This was another visit to Hot Bodies in Austin. I am usually one to say that high mileage comes by getting to know several dancers over time and while I still believe that, last…

I visited a few weeks back. The outside of this place looks like a trailer park very easy to miss. Sketchy looking place when you walk in. The carpet is old and…

I showed up around 9:30 pm on a Friday night. Had to pay $5 to park, so that was a downer. The cover was $15, and another $10 for access to the VIP…

This visit got 35 dances total from 6 dancers. I remember because each dance was enjoyable wanting me more. Kinda like a 6 course french dinner - one course light and fruity, another rich and decadent and…

I've been to this club many times over the years, and it's usually either hit or miss. The inside is not as nice as some of the other clubs in Austin, but I've always enjoyed…

My visit was a while back, admittedly. But from a couple more recent reviews it seems little has changed. First of all it's very out of the way; unless you know the area south of…

I DID NOT have to use valet parking. This is a fully nude club with no alcohol. The bar girl was very cute, though. When I entered, no other customers were present, and no…

Free parking before 6 and $5 after that. $15 cover (plus $10 for a VIP band) BYOB. Inside is huge, clean and dark with lots of private spots. All three stages had nude dancers. There were 15 customers and…

I'm not from Austin - maybe I caught this club on a bad night. I'm torn because after a few minutes of flat out amazement at overwhelming majority of fat naked bodies on stage or…

These reviews were misleading at best. This is a TERRIBLE place! I am going to try to give the benefit of the doubt but this was absolutely the worst SC I have ever been to.…

I dance at Hot Bodies occasionally. The problem is, the owners are greedy as well as cheap, management sucks, and the djs have absolutely no clue what's new in music. They hire just about anyone…

Just made it back to Austin from Indiana on friday so I was of course wanting my friends to take me out. They suggested hot bodies so we went. Was raining hard that day so…

I'm a regular here (pl see my previous review for basics) I was expecting to see Carmen at the reception desk. No Carmen. Bummer. But the charming lady asked me if I wanted VIP access for $10…

Decided to check this place on one of my business trips to Austin. Hot bodies is in an industrial area surrounded by nothing. There is a taco/burger truck outside..didn’t eat there though. The VIP access…

All I have to say is wow thought u would try something different and try hot bodies in Austin, I should have just went to my favorite club. First I paid $15 cover for fully…

Location: South Austin, industrial area. entry/exit is discreet. Parking: Limited parking (25 cars). Free before 7 PM. Safety: Quite safe in parking area. Reception: Met a beautiful receptionist (Carmen). She greeted with a smile. I gotta a massive…

I stopped by the club this past wednesday afternoon. I love this club and I don't know why more guys don't take advantage of the $5 dances here every wednesday! It is $10…

This was my first ime at this club and I was certainly disappointed !!! This was probably the worst looking group of girls I have ever seen at a club !! The club itself was…

Paid a visit to my Hot Bodies, my home club last Wednesday. Had the day off so I went around 2pm and stayed till 6pm or so. Always a good time. Very…

So I had really low expectations going to Hot Bodies. Basically, we're used to going to Expose, but I like fully nude (if its passable) and Hot Bodies is really close to our apartment.…

Visited this club for the first time. $10 cover is worth it. Dark club with worn out seats and booths, but when you get your first $5 dance, who cares anymore?? Good…