Reviews

My visit was a while back, admittedly. But from a couple more recent reviews it seems little has changed. First of all it's very out of the way; unless you know the area south of…

I DID NOT have to use valet parking. This is a fully nude club with no alcohol. The bar girl was very cute, though. When I entered, no other customers were present, and no…

Free parking before 6 and $5 after that. $15 cover (plus $10 for a VIP band) BYOB. Inside is huge, clean and dark with lots of private spots. All three stages had nude dancers. There were 15 customers and…

I'm not from Austin - maybe I caught this club on a bad night. I'm torn because after a few minutes of flat out amazement at overwhelming majority of fat naked bodies on stage or…

These reviews were misleading at best. This is a TERRIBLE place! I am going to try to give the benefit of the doubt but this was absolutely the worst SC I have ever been to.…

I dance at Hot Bodies occasionally. The problem is, the owners are greedy as well as cheap, management sucks, and the djs have absolutely no clue what's new in music. They hire just about anyone…

Just made it back to Austin from Indiana on friday so I was of course wanting my friends to take me out. They suggested hot bodies so we went. Was raining hard that day so…

I'm a regular here (pl see my previous review for basics) I was expecting to see Carmen at the reception desk. No Carmen. Bummer. But the charming lady asked me if I wanted VIP access for $10…

Decided to check this place on one of my business trips to Austin. Hot bodies is in an industrial area surrounded by nothing. There is a taco/burger truck outside..didn’t eat there though. The VIP access…

All I have to say is wow thought u would try something different and try hot bodies in Austin, I should have just went to my favorite club. First I paid $15 cover for fully…

Location: South Austin, industrial area. entry/exit is discreet. Parking: Limited parking (25 cars). Free before 7 PM. Safety: Quite safe in parking area. Reception: Met a beautiful receptionist (Carmen). She greeted with a smile. I gotta a massive…

I stopped by the club this past wednesday afternoon. I love this club and I don't know why more guys don't take advantage of the $5 dances here every wednesday! It is $10…

This was my first ime at this club and I was certainly disappointed !!! This was probably the worst looking group of girls I have ever seen at a club !! The club itself was…

Paid a visit to my Hot Bodies, my home club last Wednesday. Had the day off so I went around 2pm and stayed till 6pm or so. Always a good time. Very…

So I had really low expectations going to Hot Bodies. Basically, we're used to going to Expose, but I like fully nude (if its passable) and Hot Bodies is really close to our apartment.…

Visited this club for the first time. $10 cover is worth it. Dark club with worn out seats and booths, but when you get your first $5 dance, who cares anymore?? Good…

Nice place, fully nude. Usually very few dancers. Mostly Black and Mexican. Quality ranges from 4-8, there are always a few sexy women available. Dances are nude, and can be on…

I don't know what everyone expects of this club, but I have a good time there. Women are friendly but you do have some stuck up dancers there. I tried to tip this…

I stopped by on Wednesday's $5 dance night and had a good time again. It does seem like the length of time of dances is getting much shorter than it used to be, but it…

Maybe it's just that I'm from LA and used to higher caliber dances but this place was horrible. I walked in and immediately a woman at least 60 years old with no teeth came up…

Stopped by on Wednesday night and had a good time. The cover is $20, but dances are only 5$ for nude dances. The DJ shortens the length of the songs, but it's still a great…

I was hoping the selection would be much better being on the weekend, but I was dead wrong. This was about two months ago, but it underexceeded expectactions from a visit a year previous. There…

I wouldn't ever admit going to this club, but for the sake of journalism, here goes. First of all, pay the VIP cover ($35 extra, I think). The VIP room is much more…

Have stopped in here two or three times recently. It's quite the place. Girls are in-you-face naked and friendly. I mean friendly. These girls aren't particularly pretty but they aren't all…

Overall, not a bad place to have a relaxing last day of the weekend. Went there with my buddies last Sunday and had a cheap ($10 cover and $10 dances) couple hours of fun.…