ALL NUDE? Not really!

I decided to skip my usual club (XTC) to try my luck down south at Divas. I have a thing for Latinas so I like the sleazy type clubs. The cover was $12 during the day and dances were $10 as advertised on this day. You have to pay $5 for parking upfront. I stopped at the gas station down the street and picked up a 40oz and withdrew $100 just to kill some time. This is a BYOB and "All-Nude" club.

I get there and head towards a table by stage 2. The "VIP" section is in the outer perimeter of the main floor and "celebrity VIP" is between the entrance alley and men's bathroom. I was told on this day that regular VIP was $20 and celebrity VIP was $80. I sit down and observe the talent next.

I see mostly Latinas and a few white girls. This is my 2nd time at this club and probably my last time. I notice most of the girls are congregated towards "stage 3 (towards the entrance) and their phone. I know girls do this but they were on the phone the entire time I was there. They didn't bother to at least smile. I counted 15 girls during the 3 pm-5 pm period. My biggest gripe was: this is supposed to be an ALL NUDE club. Apparently it's optional here. I only saw one girl remove her bottoms on stage. WTF! I couldn't see couchie or Mr. Brown Eye.