Divas Men's Club Reviews

Was not expecting this club to be as good as it was ! Full nude and byob which was great.. At the time I was there ppl were just starting to come in , I'm pretty sure it was packed after I left. Great dances, VIP room and I definitely...

I decided to check out this club on a recent wednesday night after hitting up downtown for a while. I wanted to check out the $5 dance night, so figured I'd see what's up. When I got to the club it was after midnight and the parking lot was...

Sapphire, Yamalay, Pocahontas, Asha and Kiki will please you. And Baily too.

Hot Bodies is a nude BYOB club off 290 Hwy in an industrial area. Parking is safe. It's free until 7 PM after that it's $5. You can also park on the street.

Entry is $15 and additional $10 for...

Looking to kill some time and found this place near my hotel. It was convenient so why not give it a try. Lucky for me it was Wednesday night which equals $5 dances all night long. The place could use an update but Im not here to move in so...

First time here a fee weeks ago. 10 cover just after noon. Walked in and was approached by a hot black girl. Asked ifi wanted a $10 dance. Sat me down and told me this is the best club i have e ver been to and started rubbing and grabbing....

Had heard about the $5 dance day on Wednesdays and like nude clubs so went and checked it out after picking up some beer (byob). Got there around 6 pm, found free parking (it's $5 after 7 pm. $15 cover and $10 for vip. The club is...

Decided to check this place on one of my business trips to Austin. It was my first time there in several years, and much of the club was the same. Mostly Black and Mexican dancers. Quality ranges from 4-6, there are always a few sexy women available. Dances are nude....

Decided to check this place on one of my business trips to Austin. It was my first time there in several years, and much of the club was the same. Mostly Black and Mexican dancers. Quality ranges from 4-6, there are always a few sexy women available. Dances are nude....

I stopped by this club about 10 days ago. It was my first time there in several years, and much of the club was the same. In addition to their regular VIP room, they now have another VIP room that is even more private, but I didn't check it out....

Stopped by this place at noon a year ago on my way out of town after NCAA tourney and was absolutely captivated by the charms of "Foxy" one of two girls on duty at the time. Best $10 I ever spent...beautiful body, charming girl. Can't vouch for current talent but...

Dropped by early evening (6:00pm) on Tuesday and waited until 8:30 for some dancers to start the night shift. A few girls showed up, went into the dressing room and never reappeared. I finally got disgusted and left. That's after paying $5 to park, $10 for the cover and $10...

I stopped in this last Wednesday to have a few beers and check out the nudity. Not bad day. Paid 10 extra for VIP its always worth it. Checked out the talent and picked a chubby black girl for a few dances. It was annoying because...

Went in for their Wednesday night $5 dances and had lots of fun. You can either park on the street or the side of building for free, or you can pay $5 and park upfront. I opted to park on the side for free, it was safe and well lit....

This was another visit to Hot Bodies in Austin. I am usually one to say that high mileage comes by getting to know several dancers over time and while I still believe that, last Wednesday, 12/18/13, none of my usual dancers were there. No matter though. A...

I visited a few weeks back. The outside of this place looks like a trailer park very easy to miss. Sketchy looking place when you walk in. The carpet is old and dirty and it felt very empty.

One nice looking girl but she was busy the whole...

I showed up around 9:30 pm on a Friday night. Had to pay $5 to park, so that was a downer. The cover was $15, and another $10 for access to the VIP areas. The girl at the front recommended I pay the extra for the VIP...

This visit got 35 dances total from 6 dancers.

I remember because each dance was enjoyable wanting me more.
Kinda like a 6 course french dinner - one course light and fruity, another rich and decadent and yet another spicy and tangy.
Stopped when I ran outta money.

WallyW - the previous...

I've been to this club many times over the years, and it's usually either hit or miss. The inside is not as nice as some of the other clubs in Austin, but I've always enjoyed the laid back atmosphere.

Dancers at some other clubs are more attractive but a lot...

My visit was a while back, admittedly. But from a couple more recent reviews it seems little has changed. First of all it's very out of the way; unless you know the area south of Austin, you could get lost trying to find the place. Also, there is no mandatory...

I DID NOT have to use valet parking.

This is a fully nude club with no alcohol. The bar girl was very cute, though.

When I entered, no other customers were present, and no dancers were on stage or the floor. The doorman went to get them. ...

Free parking before 6 and $5 after that.
$15 cover (plus $10 for a VIP band)
BYOB.

Inside is huge, clean and dark with lots of private spots. All three stages had nude dancers.

There were 15 customers and about 15-20 dancers.
Dancer quality today was 3-5.
Just 3 who were 6 (one black, one...

I'm not from Austin - maybe I caught this club on a bad night. I'm torn because after a few minutes of flat out amazement at overwhelming majority of fat naked bodies on stage or walking around, I was able to ignore all the others and score private dances from...

These reviews were misleading at best. This is a TERRIBLE place! I am going to try to give the benefit of the doubt but this was absolutely the worst SC I have ever been to. It was a tuesday evening around 8 so I know that is a bit early...

I dance at Hot Bodies occasionally. The problem is, the owners are greedy as well as cheap, management sucks, and the djs have absolutely no clue what's new in music. They hire just about anyone so I'm sure there is a variety of shapes and sizes to choose from.
The...

Just made it back to Austin from Indiana on friday so I was of course wanting my friends to take me out. They suggested hot bodies so we went. Was raining hard that day so had to rush in so could not really rate the outside appearance but the location...