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7 years ago
Return visit for lunch
After having lunch here on a Friday I went back on Monday to see what the day shift was like early in the week. Very slow but at least they did have some dancers...
MrTibbs57
review
7 years ago
Friday afternoon lunch
Had not been here in a few weeks decided to stop in for lunch and some fun. I arrived after 1pm and found out they now serve food until 3pm which makes more sense...
MrTibbs57
review
7 years ago
Ok time...
So I got off work early Monday and decided to visit TL as it was near my work. Place is a little on the dark side inside and outside doesn't look a that safe,...
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7 years ago
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syn7
Michigan
review
7 years ago
not many changes
I took a few months off, but ended up back at my go to place. Decent crowd and selection of girls for a Friday night. Most of the girls, I've seen here before. I...
miggycab24
Michigan
review
7 years ago
A so so place...
I visited the place for the first time last Thursday after reading all the reviews (good and bad) and suffice to say, you get what you paid for. Drinks were reasonable at $5.00 and...
syn7
Michigan
review
7 years ago
Better than I expected!
Went to Traffic Light around 9 on Friday night. It wasn't very crowded for a Friday night. $5 cover. Bought Rum and Coke for $6 plus tip. As far as I could...
joeblow44
Michigan
review
7 years ago
New Barstools
Been a while since I stopped by my local strip club the only one in Macomb county. 3 trips total during the month of May first was on a Friday evening after coming back...
MrTibbs57
review
8 years ago
Monday night surprise !
Seven hot girls on a Monday ? Well six hot girls and an ''extra''. I like this club.It needs some TLC......ok,a lot of TLC,But the staff is friendly,dances are only $15.00 and I don't...
traimwreck56
review
8 years ago
Fun but tame
Was there for a buddy's stag night. We didn't let them know so I can't say what they normally do for bachelors. Anyway we had about 10 guys and seating was easy. Not very...
jlaven
Michigan
review
8 years ago
Nice lowkey place
Found a place that wasn't in Detroit. Their hours are great for people that work the night shift. Lap dances cost $15 and there's no VIP room but it's dark enough to where it's...
Lilboat313
review
8 years ago
The Light Revisited.
This bar has a ton of potential,too bad the owner shows absolutely no interest in improving it past some new bar stools. With the cost of drinks and the fact that the dancers have to...
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8 years ago
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DR99
traimwreck56
review
8 years ago
Syn7
So I decided to go back after I said this place was a dump, but money was was short and I was high and looking for a cheap thrill. Suffice to say, I...
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8 years ago
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traimwreck56
syn7
Michigan
review
8 years ago
If you're used to Detroit clubs, this one will be an odd visit.
Stopped by on a Saturday evening around 5:00 and was surprised by the what I saw inside. Not that it was a bad club, it wasn't, didn't reek of smoke, decent lighting, and...
captredman
Michigan
review
8 years ago
losing steam
went twice in the past 2 weeks. 1st was a Monday night. Only 2 dancers all night. they were hustling, but had 2 songs onstage, 4 off, then back on for 2. Rotation went...
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8 years ago
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traimwreck56
miggycab24
Michigan
review
8 years ago
Quick trip to the new Traffic Light
While out running errands and dodging rain drops decided to check out the day shift on a Wednesday. I gave this place a break for a few months because the dayshift had gotten...
MrTibbs57
review
8 years ago
Went in on a Thursday night
Trailer trash girls (not necessarily a bad thing) and big open space. Not any privacy for the 15 dollar dances, basically a full song table dance. Paid 5 dollar cover and 6 dollars for...
Heyzeus
review
8 years ago
Unpolished gem...has it's moments !
Man this place could be a great spot ! In fact it once was a great spot with a lot of industry and Selfridge ANG base right up the road,this place used to pack em...
traimwreck56
review
8 years ago
Next on the list
FYI: this review is from a visit 2 years ago but I’m just getting around to posting it now. After spending the late afternoon at the Criket and the evening with family I hadn’t seen...
Eric_Murphy
California
review
8 years ago
Ok I guess..
Ok so I went to the Traffic Light last Friday round 11ish looking for a cheap thrill. I didn't have but 60 to spend but I was trying to make it go a long...
syn7
Michigan
review
8 years ago
Return to traffic light
It's been a few years since I've been here. My friends and I used to get the booth that's right next to the stage and squeeze a few girls in with us. ...
Rawguy1
Michigan
review
8 years ago
Great Club
I'm at this club at least 3-4 times a month it's very chill. The drinks are reasonable. The food is amazing for lunch. The night shift girls are amazing especially any of the girls...
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8 years ago
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miggycab24
BryanGrimlock88
review
8 years ago
Club Hits Rock Bottom!
I dropped in after a few years away to see how my old haunt, the Traffic Light, was looking and to chill a while with some fine looking girl-next-door types. Well, what I...
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8 years ago
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runnoft
8before7
review
8 years ago
Lame
First time here since I was in the Mount Clemens area. Usually I like to go to the strip clubs in metro Detroit, as they are some of the very best in the whole...
ballerman
review
9 years ago
Great Value, Don't go for the interior design.
Love this club. Been too long since I have been there, but nothing has changed in years. New girls, average to hot as hell. I usually go during the afternoon or lunch-ish time. Even...
macomb8519
review
9 years ago
Overpriced private dances
I visited the Traffic Light recently, for the first time in nearly 25 years. This club has been around a long time. I used to go there regularly when I was in my early...
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8 years ago
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DR99
JAprufrock
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