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review
3 years ago
Value for money if you don't mind getting public dances
After being off the strip club game for a year, decided to go here to try a new club (the Ypsi and Toledo clubs began to get boring). Cover was $5 since I had...
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3 years ago
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BubbleYum
Tom92
review
5 years ago
Just A Regular Tuesday Evening Quick Stop At The Light
I have been to the Light a few times before and it was a good couple months since I last visited so decided to stop by on a Tuesday evening of last week to...
BeastBoy371
review
5 years ago
TL friday night
Traffic Light is somewhere I like to go for a change of pace sometimes. This is a little bit of a dive but they've made some improvements with new tables and chairs. ...
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5 years ago
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JAprufrock
pmds8275
Michigan
review
5 years ago
My local srtipclub
Another visit my last time here was 4 months ago, I see they have a billboard up on Groesbeck. So today I had some time to kill and it was Friday around 3pm. Free...
MrTibbs57
review
5 years ago
Afternoon visit to Traffic Light
Decided to stop here on my way home from the foot doctor. It has been a while a few cars in the parking lot it was just after 3pm. They have new furniture and...
MrTibbs57
review
6 years ago
Still Going
I've reviewed this place before and not much has changed. It's a no frills place that suits its purpose. If you're looking for a wild party club, keep driving. If you...
simmsjj
review
6 years ago
Afternoon visit
Looking to kill some time this afternoon, I stopped by the Traffic Light to hopefully get some dances. I figured with the holiday, maybe there would be a good turnout of dancers. ...
pmds8275
Michigan
review
6 years ago
No frills dayshift
Stopped in on a Wednesday around 4pm. From what I saw, there were 5 ladies working and all five were working hard while I was there. As previously described, this club has...
simmsjj
review
6 years ago
Lunch time at the Light
Haven't been here in many years, but remember back in the day they had good lunch specials. Being in the area decided to check it out. Not much has changed. Very dark when you first...
Zman6
Michigan
review
6 years ago
Comfortable Club
Stopped in around 6pm on a Friday. The club has been around for years and I finally gave it a try. Older bldg and interior design - but not the reason I go to...
simmsjj
review
6 years ago
Updated
I haven't been here in months and decided to see if anything has changed. Arrived at 7 pm and paid $5 cover. The club is the same layout. Big stage in the back and...
pmds8275
Michigan
review
6 years ago
Not Bad for the Location
Met a friend for a relaxing lunch and went to the TL in mt Clemens. Been there a few times in the past and the dances are average but the bang for the buck...
mjpollak300
Michigan
review
6 years ago
Not a bad place
I have been here a few times, the most recent being a few Tuesday's ago. It's a very laid back place, that I feel really comfortable going into. The crowd is never too rowdy...
Jfoster456
Michigan
review
6 years ago
It’s the Traffic Light lol
Ok, if you haven’t been here, it’s nothing special. But it’s the local neighborhood Titty bar and the only one in town lol. As mentioned before, no VIP area, there are booth seats along...
mcraigslist
Michigan
review
6 years ago
Ok for a Tuesday...
So I went back to my favorite joint here in Macomb County. I never really go on a weekday other than Friday but this time I decided to go on a Tuesday because I...
syn7
Michigan
review
6 years ago
Always a great time at TL
The Traffic Light is the best (and only) strip club in Macomb County. If you like dive bars, you'll love TL. It's a hole in the wall off the beaten path with boobs and...
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6 years ago
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sqrlman
sqrlman
Texas
review
6 years ago
Here's to curvaceous women and cold beer on a Friday night
My taste in women has evolved over the years, particularly the past 10-12 years. As a teenager and well into my adult years I preferred slim women. Any girl with even a few extra pounds,...
JAprufrock
Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
review
6 years ago
At least the food was good
I was in town for work and had a couple hours to spare in the afternoon. I always like being able to park my car myself and avoid valet fees. I took a seat...
hwydrvr
Michigan
review
7 years ago
Social Visit
So I went to this place cuz I heard they were doing a promotion and Ron Jeremy was appearing. I've been going here for 25 years, and this is the 1st time I've seen...
miggycab24
Michigan
review
7 years ago
Same Old Same Old
Well there isn’t much to be said that hasn’t been said about this place. It’s a place to go if you live by just to have a night out with friends. There isn’t a...
mcraigslist
Michigan
review
7 years ago
OMG!!!
I been to this place one time before and wasn't all to impressed with the dancers on duty nor the average lap dance I got. But being that it's the ONLY stripclub in Macomb...
syn7
Michigan
review
7 years ago
Saturday afternoon
The afternoon is a boring time to go to this club. When I was there only 3-4 dancers were there so rotation was short and the same girl would be on stage soon....
pmds8275
Michigan
review
7 years ago
Long time visiter
I have been going to this club ever since it opened. It started out as a Blues bar but they could not make that work so they soon went topless. This has always...
runnoft
Michigan
review
7 years ago
Favorite Laid-Back Place to Hang Out
This place has been consistent for many years. Not the best interior (outdated and worn) but the dancers (if you are lucky to catch their attention) will give you a great time for...
Comments: 2
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7 years ago
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praceptor2017
praceptor2017
review
7 years ago
great experience fun girls
well this was my first time going to a strip club. I had a real good time! All the dancers were friendly and the bouncer was not pushy at all. I would spend 2...
talljamal9213
detroit