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review
9 years ago
it is what it is
This is a tiny club with the feel of being in someone's basement. There is no VIp room for dances so all lap dances happen in open plain sight. The place has put up...
Kenadams11
Michigan
review
9 years ago
Friday night
I was in the area so I came here to see some naked ladies. It's been a while since I've been here, so there were a lot of new girls I've never seen...
pmds8275
Michigan
review
9 years ago
dancer review
I've been here more than 100 times. Decent place, decent girls, I'm always coming back. This review is not so much about the club, but about my experience with a dancer there. So after...
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miggycab24
Michigan
review
9 years ago
value club
This is best described as a value club. Nothing flashy, but a good time nonetheless. It's a little run down, both inside and out, but that doesn't stop me from going over and over...
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MrTibbs57
miggycab24
Michigan
review
9 years ago
Nice time
Satt down for a while and checked out the scenery. Couldn't really find what I was looking for or I should say most of the girls I would have gotten a dance...
t954x4
review
9 years ago
Christmas Party Dec 23
Decided to stop by the Traffic Light after the foot doctor Wednesday afternoon about 4pm. Never seen the parking lot as crowded as it was that day walked in they had a huge buffet...
MrTibbs57
review
9 years ago
Nice friendly laid back bar
I have been coming to this place ever since it became a strip club back in the 80's. Being in Macomb County, they have stricter rules than the Detroit clubs but they are a...
runnoft
Michigan
review
9 years ago
Decent
Had some time to kill around 5PM so I stopped in Traffic Lights. Wasn't to hard to find though the exterior gives the impression the club is closed. Parked and enter. Club wasn't flashy...
Comments: 2
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9 years ago
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runnoft
MarsMars23
review
9 years ago
noticeable improvement
I started coming to the Light almost 20 years ago. It was the closest club to my home, and the place I felt the most comfortable with. I started going quite often btwn 2007-2013,...
miggycab24
Michigan
review
9 years ago
I like this club because the...
I like this club because the girls are sexy and young, but the layout and environment is lame. Lighting is terrible. It's too dark inside. Drinks aren't too expensive. The...
pmds8275
Michigan
review
10 years ago
I stopped by this club at...
I stopped by this club at 3 on a Saturday afternoon for a beer and to check it out. The outside really needs a new paint job, it looks very rundown. An...
Comments: 1
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9 years ago
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runnoft
ther4zor
review
10 years ago
Got there on a Tuesday right...
Got there on a Tuesday right after the doors opened. Problem there is that the girls are not into dancing yet and haven't warmed up to there shift. Only 5 dancers there and as...
Comments: 5
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9 years ago
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runnoft
mjpollak300
Michigan
review
10 years ago
Great club, the dancers were super...
Great club, the dancers were super friendly and not pushy. For the first time in a while a strip club was just fun with no up sell or pushy dancers asking for lady drinks....
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runnoft
egdar
review
10 years ago
Interesting visit. Went to the...
Interesting visit. Went to the bar after work because I needed beer and food. Not ready to go home, so I decided to head out here. Easy 10 inure drive from...
CalB12
Michigan
review
10 years ago
Went here Monday afternoon for lunch...
Went here Monday afternoon for lunch with 2 male co -workers and 1 female. Decent neighborhood. I felt like my car was safe. We got a table and ordered food. It took about 45...
Kari69
Michigan
review
10 years ago
Traffic Light had their Xmas party...
Traffic Light had their Xmas party yesterday. I was unaware and wondered why so many cars were in the lot at 6pm when I arrived. I was happy to see they had...
pmds8275
Michigan
review
10 years ago
This club is the closest club...
This club is the closest club from my workplace, so I come here a lot. Also, these days, I need to look for bargains and the dances here are still only $15. Of...
runnoft
Michigan
review
10 years ago
I stopped in on Tuesday Dec...
I stopped in on Tuesday Dec 16 just after noon. I ordered burger and fries for lunch and set back to enjoy the show. Initially there were 3 dancers and 2 more showed up...
whiffenpoof
Florida
review
10 years ago
Other aspects of club has been...
Other aspects of club has been covered many times here. So, I will skip that. This is just my last experience visiting this club. I was in the area and have sometime to kill. So,...
itsalljust4fun
Michigan
review
10 years ago
Like previous posters state, no nickle...
Like previous posters state, no nickle and dime you to death here. Most of the dancers were young and spinners. Some could actually even dance well on stage, hanging by their feet...
seekerseeker
Ontario
review
10 years ago
This is a throwback club to...
This is a throwback club to simpler times. No extras, no VIP rooms. Interior is threadbare. On the good side: no valet, no coat check, no parking fee, no DJ, no guy...
What9
review
10 years ago
Been going to this club regularly...
Been going to this club regularly the past week. The bar isn't posh, and needs a lot of work. Dark inside except for tv's and stage lights. I usually come here...
pmds8275
Michigan
review
10 years ago
Went as a couple. $15 single...
Went as a couple. $15 single $20 couple dances. Disappointed by lack of girls only 3 but given time and day not that surprised. Lunch of chicken wings was greasy and over priced. As...
wnezziebird
review
10 years ago
Keep hoping that it will change...
Keep hoping that it will change but I think the club will remain "PG" entertainment. Still no private booths, no VIP section. All dances remain in the open on the couches or...
kmakevin
review
10 years ago
Again in Mt. Clemens on a...
Again in Mt. Clemens on a Saturday afternoon and found my way back to the Traffic Light. Hadn't been in a while and to no surprise, nothing about the physical building changed at all....
TonyC21
Toronto, Ontario