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Woody's
81908 Overseas Hwy Islamorada, FL 33036

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  • review
    a year ago
    Better than I thought it'd be..
    I was in town for my semi annual South Florida fishing trip and was captivated by the sign outside that read something like "Burgers, Wings, Beer, and Adult Entertainment!". It looked like a hole...
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    SirenStu
  • review
    a year ago
    Hot Little Sports Car!
    Upon walking in place is very dated and could use a good cleaning. $10 cover, good parking, definitely going for a Tiki Bar feel but falling short... Drinks were about what you would...
  • review
    a year ago
    If you're in the area grab a beer and watch the pretty girls
    Visiting the Keys and it was nearby. It comes across more as a locals dive bar with nude dancers than a strip club. $10 cover charge at the door. Lap dance area is...
    BobTheBob
    Massachusetts
  • review
    5 years ago
    Happy hour not that happy
    So I have been working in Marathon for the past month and a half and since I did not expect to go back soon I decided to visit Woody's, finally. Now, I understand that...
  • review
    6 years ago
    Still Open and Worth Your Time
    Not really much new to comment on but it has been over a year and this place does not get many reviews so I will update a bit. I visited a couple times...
    elstebo
    Virginia
  • review
    7 years ago
    Ghost town
    Stopped in on a Thursday evening with a buddy and our wives. There were about 10 people in the club including staff. They all seemed surprised to see customers come in. That being said...
    Teq
    Florida
  • review
    7 years ago
    Paradise Themed Dive
    When making the long drive from Miami to Key West, it seems natural to feel a need to stop and see some pussy around Mile Marker 82. There was no charge to park my...
    mikeym
    Mostly in Florida
  • review
    7 years ago
    Finally Stopped at Woodies
    Driven by a number of times on drive to Key West. Even when I was looking for it, just to spot it, never noticed on the way. Never heard anything about it except negatives...
    elstebo
    Virginia
  • review
    9 years ago
    pleasant break to my journey
    Visited early on a Friday evening 6.00 pm ish. As has been said before Woody's is about halfway between Key West and Miami so it makes a pleasant place to break your...
  • review
    9 years ago
    fun!
    Woody's isn't the classiest, most upscale place, but it was probably the most fun I've had a strip club. The size/atmosphere of the club is like a local dive-bar, but this small setting...
  • review
    10 years ago
    Woth stopping by if you are...
    Woth stopping by if you are in the area, but nothing special. As others have mentioned, the lap dance area is out in the open and while the girls give a good grind,...
    rl2471
    Massachusetts
  • review
    11 years ago
    Has been sometime since I wrote...
    Has been sometime since I wrote a review since nothing has changed, but this one is REQUIRED since I got ripped off! No cover when I got the, a bit before 7 I think...
    Clubber
    Florida
  • review
    11 years ago
    This club has no champagne rooms...
    This club has no champagne rooms and you're not allowed to make contact with the dancers during a lap dance. The lap dance room are just couches in the back of the club and...
  • review
    11 years ago
    This place wasn't great, but not...
    This place wasn't great, but not that bad either. I had low expectations so maybe it made everything seem ok. The girls were friendly on the Thursday night I went. It...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Well I looked at the review...
    Well I looked at the review before I went I was expecting to go in and turn right around. I was happy suprised the girls were all good looking the bartender was a little...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Don't waste your time or your...
    Don't waste your time or your $10 cover charge. I have been to many different clubs and this one was the worst. For a Friday night it's usually recommended to have more...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    13 years ago
    This place was a turnoff from...
    This place was a turnoff from the word go!.. As others have said, I shoulda kept going. Door chg was way too steep, the 1st girl dancin was the fattest girl i've ever...
    avious1
    Illinois
  • review
    13 years ago
    I stopped by...
    I stopped by just as they opened around 4. There were three girls working, and none of them looked great, and they seemed disinterested. They said it gets much...
  • review
    13 years ago
    $10 cover. Girl working the door...
    $10 cover. Girl working the door was also 1 of the dancers. Main stage is straight back. Couch dances are immediately to the right when you walk in. The bar is the first thing...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
  • review
    13 years ago
    Stopped in at Woody's on my...
    Stopped in at Woody's on my way through Islamorada. Turns out they have happy hour every day from 4-8 (Monday through Saturday),so they're open earlier than indicated on the club description on TUSCL....
    rob0411
    North Carolina
  • review
    14 years ago
    Not sure why I stopped, but...
    Not sure why I stopped, but I did. Club is the same as mentioned by others. I was a bit shocked by the complete lack of dancers (average, at best) on a Friday evening....
    Clubber
    Florida
  • review
    15 years ago
    Wow. Ok I admit that my...
    Wow. Ok I admit that my strip club experience is not extensive. We stopped in here for some food and fun, and I guess all I can say is I have not been to...
  • review
    16 years ago
    Just a average review since is...
    Just a average review since is more a note. I was going to stop in this last weekend after a Poker Run weekend in Key West. But after seeing close to zero cars in...
    Clubber
    Florida
  • review
    16 years ago
    Went to Woody's because I was...
    Went to Woody's because I was staying nearby and had nothing to do. First off, the cover was a bit steep IMO for a Tuesday night - $10, and private dances were $25....
  • review
    16 years ago
    I seem to be the only...
    I seem to be the only one that can grasp the concept of Woody's. Is it a typical SC, yes, up till the live music. I've been about 6 times in the last couple...
    Clubber
    Florida
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