I seem to be the only...

I seem to be the only one that can grasp the concept of Woody's. Is it a typical SC, yes, up till the live music. I've been about 6 times in the last couple of years. Yes, it is the only game in town on the Keys outside Key West. Yes, a few dancers can be on the 3-4 side, and most in the middle, but I have always seen a couple far up the food chain. Hard to find??? It is on US1, the ONLY way to go on the Keys between the mainland and Key West. If you can't find it, you must be blind, very drunk, or perhaps dead. The cover is $8, but I've only had to pay once. A bit high, but when you are the only game in town, well! The place is nice, with a large bar and two LD areas. They are not private, rather just a bit out of the main club. One in the front, the other in back. Most all contact is one way. I have seen LE come in a few times, but they leave everyone alone. They seem to have a pretty good relationship with the club management. Leaving the club, well there is only one way, US1 and they do watch it at later hours. Just a typical club, but nothing exceptional.

Now, on to the live show. Big Dick And The Extenders play Thursday, Friday, and Saturday evenings starting at 11 PM. The show starts with a few insults and if you happen to make yourself a target, YOU will be the main target. Rude and crude, but this IS a SC. He makes it very well know it is a SHOW, nothing more. If someone takes what he says seriously, then they have a problem. He then introduces the dancer, and sometimes tells a little about them. From that point on it is back to a regular SC, except with some good live music, sometimes broken up by a few comments and banter.

For us old guys, brings back the old burlesque show memories of years past. Is it the best club in South Florida, no. The best in the Keys, no. Is it a 1-2 club, no. I've been to many clubs in many states, and there are plenty that are worse, well MUCH worse. So, it ends up being an average club with a twist that revives some burlesque of old.