Reviews

Was in town for the holiday season with the wife and decided to try out the St. James (A.K.A "The Church") on the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving. We've been to a few clubs together but…

On a Thursday evening around 8:07pm, I made the rare drive up to St. James since I had no early work calls the next day. The parking lot was moderately occupied—neither empty nor packed—with plenty…

My close friend, “Spanky,” rarely has much to say. But when he talks, I listen! Yesterday, it being Hump Day, Spanky said he desperately wanted to be desplooginated, preferably by a gorgeous young woman he’s never…

Yes Sundays are usually a no go for clubs, however I needed a release and gave it a try. After stopping in at Houston Dolls and them having no women there at time but one…

Location: This club is located North part of Houston, close to the airport. It's a bit far from downtown. I drove over 30 mins to reach there. Large parking with a security car, and great lighting,…

This review is for a Thursday evening + Friday afternoon in late July. The Thursday visit was simply amazing. I've visited St. James no less than 50 times over the years, but this night…

I've been going to the church off an on for over a decade - seen some highs and lows. Today was pretty low in my opinion. Got there at 6:00 PM on Sunday evening and paid…

I had never been to “Church” before but was in Houston on a Saturday night and decided to try it out. I arrived at around 10pm and parked in the large fenced and well lighted…

My friend and I stopped by “The Church” on Thursday night about 9:00. It was $20 each for cover, and then $19 plus tip for two beers. Supposedly…

My last two visits to The St. James (a.k.a. “The Church”) were both a total waste of time. Although I had long said that the Church featured the best looking dancers in metro Houston, my…

Wife and I were in town so picked this club based on reviews, it's been around forever and "couple friendly". Arrived around 11pm. Pro's - Great looking venue! Con's - The girls were ok, nothing amazing…

Stopped by about two weeks ago around 3 on a Tuesday. I was stuck in traffic up north and decided I would drop by. Haven’t been since right after Covid but I have been here…

Was in Houston for a night after arriving from New Orleans following the Super Bowl. Searched TUSCL for the best clubs in Houston and The St. James was #1 and rated one of the…

This was my second time coming to “the church” while passing through Houston. Overall- this is a very comfortable club with what seems like plenty of seating. Both times I’ve come on a Thursday evening,…

So I travel to Houston for work once every quarter. I always stay near the bush airport and St. James has always been my go to club whenever I’m in town. This review is from…

Arrived around 9:30, $20 entrance fee – quite busy with a constant stream of girls on stage. $20 cover bt drinks were cheap – only $8 for a highball & a soda. Hadn't been here for…

In town for work again and after my last experience, I knew I had to come back to St. James. As with last time, I took a 10-15 min Uber from my stay and arrive…

Once again, I awoke with a burning desire to be desplooginated by a woman of questionable morals whom I had never met before. I am unsure why I so often awake with this strange fixation…

I had some time up north before a flight out of town and it had been a while since my last visit. There are a lot of smaller clubs needing some recon but…

I travel to Houston two or three times a year and always stop by the St. James for dinner and sightseeing. On this Monday evening, the beer was cold ($9/bottle) and dinner was superb.…

I have reviewed St. James (AKA “the Church”) so many times, it seems rather absurd to go through the details yet again, but here we go (just to keep those mongers out there who are…

In this final stretch of the 2024 spooky month, I found myself with a rare weekend to myself and I decided to take full advantage with a multi-club scouting mission to visit some clubs on…

Back in town for work and I finally had the opportunity to try this place out. It was about a 10-15 min Uber from my hotel near Bush Airport. Vallet options when you get there…

Honestly, kind of disappointed I went here. Cover was $20, the time between dances seemed like 30 minutes, I specifically kept getting ones for change to tip, but there was 3 or 4 dance during my…

Club layout hasn't changed since recent reviews. Plenty of well-lit, non-valet parking. Cover $10 before 7PM. Beer $9. Chicken Marsala $24. Female servers working but was personally only served by male staff. Very few patrons throughout the entire night,…