The St. James Reviews

I got into “one of those moods” last Sunday. You know what I mean … one of those moods when I absolutely, positively had to be desplooginated by a good looking woman I’ve never met before.

We’ve all been there!

When such a mood strikes, there are only a few places...

I went to the church on Sunday afternoon at around 5:50 pm only to find out it opens at 6 pm. Their hours on google said that they open at 11 am so I was a little confused. Anyway, I waited 10 minutes and then went in.

The cover was $10,...

Swung by on a lark one Saturday afternoon after 9 holes with a friend in mid May.

How the mighty have fallen, to say this place is dead on a Saturday at ~5pm is an understatement.

One thing that doesn't change is the constant stale cigar smoke smell that seems to have...

Went on memorial day weekend on a Sunday. Thought it would be more active but was surprisingly dead, with only the main dance floor being active. Parking is safe and well lit. You pay 10 bucks after 7 to enter. They have a metal detector. In general, club feels quite...

Saturday afternoon and just got home from a trip at IAH. Had some Tim so decided to visit. Arrived around 2 pm. Maybe about 20 cars in the parking lot.

Went inside and paid a cover of $10, went thru a metal detector and proceeded inside. ...

I wasn't expecting much on a Monday evening but was pleasantly surprised. I was at the St. James from about 6 to 10 pm. At 6, it was still slow but activity gradually picked up and still seemed to be on the upswing as I was leaving. ...

It’s been a while since I went to St. James so figured it needed a visit. The club has ample parking so even if the front side is full, you can park in the back, not to mention you can use valet parking.

I paid $15 entry on a Saturday evening...

Girl1: D****, mid 20s, white, dark hair, tight body 9 face 9, medium boobs 10/10 ass, great eye contact

Girl2: J****, early 20s, light Hispanic, dark hair, classy&articulate, long body 8 face 7 decent bubble butt, ‘very’ erect gumdrop nips small areos

11:30pm. Spent about 60 on 2 and then 1...

This excursion was my first visit to TSJ in a couple of months. $12 Lunch Special which this monday (4/17/23) was cooked to order catfish, pork chops, with the option of a $25 8oz Filet Mignon, all of which were served with one side and a soup or salad. ...

It’s been a while since I have been on the north side. Decided to stop by and see how it is currently. Parking lot was kind of full, it was Friday around 7 pm. The cover was 20 bucks, this is higher then what I...

Have not been here in a few years. Place has not changed at all, this is not a bad thing as it was always a nice place. This is def one of the better clubs in Houston if not the best as far as just overall niceness. On a Thursday...

I visit Houston once or twice a year and make it a point to drop in at the Church for a few hours each time. If one word was required to describe St. James it would be "consistency". The policies and procedures have been largely unchanged over the...

It’s been several years since I’ve visited H-town, but I remember St. James being a bit better than this visit. Club is relatively the same, I arrived around 8PM, paid my $20 dollar cover, bought my first $9 mandatory beer of the night and settled in. All 3 stages were...

TL;DR: 70% white, 20% hispanic, 10% Asian, 10% AA dancers, 6 to 10, mostly 7-9s. $10 cover, $10 whiskey cocktail, $20 lap dances, VIP area $1000 lifetime membership

I played hooky from work and I enjoyed a relaxing Thursday afternoon including a nice fish lunch several Manhattans and four lap dances....

I hadn't been to the Church for a while so I thought I'd give it a try. Arrived around 8: $15 entrance fee & hiballs were $8. There were a good number of chicks there (more than 20) which I thought was pretty good for that time on a Tuesday.

The...

This review is from a couple weeks ago. I decided to go early on a Saturday night due to another engagement later in the evening. I arrived around 5:30. Parking lot same as in the past. $5.00 cover which I guess was because I arrived so early...

Was in town for work and had a meeting near the airport. A buddy told me about this place and I checked it out late on a Thursday afternoon.

The club layout has been detailed in previous reviews (lots of them on this website referring to The Church), but the...

I went here twice last week (Tuesday and Thursday), both times unremarkable at best, otherwise terrible. The club layout is the same as this is a heavily reviewed club and hasn't changed since I was last here in 2017-ish (sucked then, too). I will add a couple things...

The Saint James (often referred to as “The Church” by its faithful acolytes) has been the site of many a hallelujah moments. I am happy to be able to report a few.

If you have not been to the St. James, it is located on Houston’s north side, not too...

I look forward to a slow Friday afternoon at work, because it's the perfect opportunity to sneak way to church for a few hours after a long week. My work has me bouncing around town and sometimes I'm lucky enough to be a few miles from St. James on a...

Arrived on Thursday evening around 8 pm for my first visit to The St. James. $15 cover at that time.

After entering the main room I did a quick survey of the club. It's one of the more attractive ones that I've visited recently. Main room is 2 steps down from...

i went there on monday afternoon and had couple of drinkks, very prices drinks some were $17 ad some were $20 so be careful and only 5-6 dancers ut of that only 2 were good lloking and ohter once was like in there 35 plus and not so good.

i like...

My favorite club in Houston. I have been there countless times and have been a vip member for several years. (Vip is 1000$ one time, and good for life. Sanctuary is cool but not necessary)

Almost every time I have gone they have all types of girls (size, height,natural, fake, ethnicities)

Most...

I am a sicko. At least I can admit it.

I see every day is a new opportunity to try out an innovative new depravity.

Over the last week I have managed to do some depraved medical experiments IN THE CHURCH no less!

I must confess that I had not...

Got here at about 6pm on a sat, so right before the 7 oclock shift change. I want to say entrance fee was $5 (cheaper before 7). Went through the metal detector. Parking lot has security and is well lit, no issues there. Drinks were about $5 before 7, and...