The St. James

Houston, Texas

The St. James Reviews

• review

  16 days ago
  Happy Halloween from North H-Town (2/3) - A Glamorous Midnight Mass

  In this final stretch of the 2024 spooky month, I found myself with a rare weekend to myself and I decided to take full advantage with a multi-club scouting mission to visit some clubs...
  MajoraCream
• review

  17 days ago
  St.James....My First but Definitely Not My Last

  Back in town for work and I finally had the opportunity to try this place out. It was about a 10-15 min Uber from my hotel near Bush Airport. Vallet options when you get...
  Crawdid71
• review

  20 days ago
  A disappoinment.

  Honestly, kind of disappointed I went here. Cover was $20, the time between dances seemed like 30 minutes, I specifically kept getting ones for change to tip, but there was 3 or 4 dance during...
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  19 days ago

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  Big guy 25
  cbhazard
• review

  23 days ago
  Dead Night, Very Live Cuban

  Club layout hasn't changed since recent reviews. Plenty of well-lit, non-valet parking. Cover $10 before 7PM. Beer $9. Chicken Marsala $24. Female servers working but was personally only served by male staff. Very few patrons throughout the entire...
  RizzlessHomeschooledFreak

  Texas
• review

  a month ago
  Classy but stale.

  The first thing I noticed was The Saint James looks out of place. The place is across the street from nothing on a semi-busy road not far off I-45 north. The street has several...
  Comments: 1

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  a month ago

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  Array
  Big guy 25
• review

  2 months ago
  St James. Will visit again

  I am new to Strip club hobby. I recently got promoted and as a present got okay from my wife to have fun at strip club. I went to St James around 800PM on...
  Comments: 1

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  2 months ago

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  chiefwiggum
  junkhero
• review

  2 months ago
  Saturday night was great!

  Arrived at 10:30pm. Cover was $20, I was asked to walk through a metal detector then allowed into the club. Large stage was immediately ahead with loud club music. Two smaller circular dance stages...
  Comments: 1

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  2 months ago

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  Flash4
  Sirk48
• review

  5 months ago
  Great night at The St James

  I was in Houston for work and decided the visit St James on a Thursday night b/c of the reviews I read here. It was about a 10-15 Uber from the IAH hotel I...
  Joe_barton_45
• review

  7 months ago
  My, my, my Delilah!

  I thought about venturing out to some of the other Houston establishments I haven’t been to in a while, but honestly, it’s hard to beat the privacy of the private dance rooms here. For...
  Comments: 4

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  6 months ago

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  deltapete
  RizzlessHomeschooledFreak

  Texas
• review

  7 months ago
  Great afternoon at the church!

  So I won't cover the layout, the other reviews nailed it. The club was clean, had a great seafood buffet for $15 and drinks were $8 to $10 at least for what I ordered....
  Cantgetenuf
• review

  7 months ago
  Great birthday night at the St. James

  I took my gf here for her birthday last night. Was my first visit to a TX strip club since the new laws were passed. And this was my first time at...
  Comments: 3

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  7 months ago

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  lurkingdog
  SizzlerTX
• review

  8 months ago
  Still As Good As Ever

  I thought it was high time for a night out so went on to the church. Parking's never an issue here; if the front's packed, there's plenty of room in the back, plus they...
  Comments: 1

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  8 months ago

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  RoboPeasGrower
  abcabc

  Texas
• review

  9 months ago
  Place for regulars

  Ok, was looking for somewhere new in Houston and had heard good things about this spot so made the trek from downtown. Parking lot was large and well lit. In a kinda...
  Comments: 1

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  8 months ago

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  deltapete
  Converse99
• review

  10 months ago
  My Favorite Octoroon

  I went back to the St. James (aka the “Church”) for the first time in about 6 months. Not much has changed. All the dancers were new and unknown to me, but their appeal...
  Comments: 2

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  10 months ago

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  reverendhornibastard
  reverendhornibastard

  Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
• review

  a year ago
  A comfortable, relaxing evening at The Church

  I arrived at about 8 PM to a well (and colorfully) lit parking lot and parked myself. Friendly doorman, $20 cover, and in through a metal detector. It looked like it was just starting to...
  RizzlessHomeschooledFreak

  Texas
• review

  a year ago
  Evening Service at The Church

  Visited The Church on a Friday evening around 8 after a bit of a hiatus. The place itself is still a lovely facility. Large, almost castle style building, that is lit up...
  poketwizards

  Florida
• review

  a year ago
  Going to Church on “Sinday”

  I got into “one of those moods” last Sunday. You know what I mean … one of those moods when I absolutely, positively had to be desplooginated by a good looking woman I’ve never...
  Comments: 5

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  a year ago

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  reverendhornibastard
  reverendhornibastard

  Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy
• review

  a year ago
  Meh It Was A Letdown

  I went to the church on Sunday afternoon at around 5:50 pm only to find out it opens at 6 pm. Their hours on google said that they open at 11 am so I...
  abcabc

  Texas
• review

  a year ago
  Saturday's are not for church

  Swung by on a lark one Saturday afternoon after 9 holes with a friend in mid May. How the mighty have fallen, to say this place is dead on a Saturday at ~5pm is an...
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  best2come
  Stroblow
• review

  a year ago
  memorial day weekend, slow and disappointing.

  Went on memorial day weekend on a Sunday. Thought it would be more active but was surprisingly dead, with only the main dance floor being active. Parking is safe and well lit. You pay...
  JAYSON4646

  Texas
• review

  a year ago
  Go Ukraine!

  Saturday afternoon and just got home from a trip at IAH. Had some Tim so decided to visit. Arrived around 2 pm. Maybe about 20 cars in the parking lot. Went...
  Bunsen
• review

  a year ago
  Almost perfect evening at St. James.

  I wasn't expecting much on a Monday evening but was pleasantly surprised. I was at the St. James from about 6 to 10 pm. At 6, it was still slow but activity...
  Comments: 1

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  a year ago

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  Rod8432
  Pentangle
• review

  a year ago
  Fun Night At The Church

  It’s been a while since I went to St. James so figured it needed a visit. The club has ample parking so even if the front side is full, you can park in the...
  abcabc

  Texas
• review

  a year ago
  The Church

  Girl1: D****, mid 20s, white, dark hair, tight body 9 face 9, medium boobs 10/10 ass, great eye contact Girl2: J****, early 20s, light Hispanic, dark hair, classy&articulate, long body 8 face 7 decent bubble...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account
• review

  2 years ago
  Stripper with a Side of Asparagus

  This excursion was my first visit to TSJ in a couple of months. $12 Lunch Special which this monday (4/17/23) was cooked to order catfish, pork chops, with the option of a $25 8oz...
  tuscl

  A catch-all account