The St. James Reviews

Was in Houston for a night after arriving from New Orleans following the Super Bowl. Searched TUSCL for the best clubs in Houston and The St. James was #1 and rated one of the top in the country, so decided to make the 20 mile trip from the Galleria...

This was my second time coming to “the church” while passing through Houston. Overall- this is a very comfortable club with what seems like plenty of seating. Both times I’ve come on a Thursday evening, and there were only a handful of customers in the club. The girls mention it’s...

So I travel to Houston for work once every quarter. I always stay near the bush airport and St. James has always been my go to club whenever I’m in town. This review is from my visit a month back on a Friday last afternoon.

I got to the club...

Arrived around 9:30, $20 entrance fee – quite busy with a constant stream of girls on stage. $20 cover bt drinks were cheap – only $8 for a highball & a soda.

Hadn't been here for a bit, but the girls are still standoffish. I've sat around often enough with nothing...

In town for work again and after my last experience, I knew I had to come back to St. James. As with last time, I took a 10-15 min Uber from my stay and arrive around 8:30 pm...a bit earlier than the crowd apparently normally gets in. There's vallet parking...

Once again, I awoke with a burning desire to be desplooginated by a woman of questionable morals whom I had never met before. I am unsure why I so often awake with this strange fixation in my head, particularly since I have a lovely young wife who is always available...

I had some time up north before a flight out of town and it had been a while since my last visit. There are a lot of smaller clubs needing some recon but I opted for something known and reliable.

Layout - So much has already been posted about...

I travel to Houston two or three times a year and always stop by the St. James for dinner and sightseeing. On this Monday evening, the beer was cold ($9/bottle) and dinner was superb. The chef will accommodate special requests. If you like seafood, I recommend the snapper...

I have reviewed St. James (AKA “the Church”) so many times, it seems rather absurd to go through the details yet again, but here we go (just to keep those mongers out there who are so forking fastidious about details that you can’t help but wonder whether they were toilet-trained...

In this final stretch of the 2024 spooky month, I found myself with a rare weekend to myself and I decided to take full advantage with a multi-club scouting mission to visit some clubs on my general side of town. My initial plans was to start at Splendor for an...

Back in town for work and I finally had the opportunity to try this place out. It was about a 10-15 min Uber from my hotel near Bush Airport. Vallet options when you get there but I also saw a few cars heading to the back to park.

The door man...

Honestly, kind of disappointed I went here.

Cover was $20, the time between dances seemed like 30 minutes, I specifically kept getting ones for change to tip, but there was 3 or 4 dance during my entire ~2 hr stay. There was no additional mileage.

Beer was $9! Dances were $20.

It was...

Club layout hasn't changed since recent reviews. Plenty of well-lit, non-valet parking.

Cover $10 before 7PM.

Beer $9. Chicken Marsala $24.

Female servers working but was personally only served by male staff.

Very few patrons throughout the entire night, but only 4 girls working total, with almost no stage work before 9PM. Only the...

The first thing I noticed was The Saint James looks out of place. The place is across the street from nothing on a semi-busy road not far off I-45 north. The street has several low end strip malls and industrial buildings around it. However, when you pull in the lot...

I am new to Strip club hobby. I recently got promoted and as a present got okay from my wife to have fun at strip club.

I went to St James around 800PM on Thursday. beautiful girls. I walk in wanted to soak in the atmosphere.

I start right away...

Arrived at 10:30pm. Cover was $20, I was asked to walk through a metal detector then allowed into the club. Large stage was immediately ahead with loud club music. Two smaller circular dance stages were on the left and the right. There are a few bars, one on the left...

I was in Houston for work and decided the visit St James on a Thursday night b/c of the reviews I read here. It was about a 10-15 Uber from the IAH hotel I was staying at.

I arrived and an older lady checked my ID and if I remember...

I thought about venturing out to some of the other Houston establishments I haven’t been to in a while, but honestly, it’s hard to beat the privacy of the private dance rooms here. For the unfamiliar: they’re basically large walk-in closets, with the dancer blocking the doorway with a chair....

So I won't cover the layout, the other reviews nailed it. The club was clean, had a great seafood buffet for $15 and drinks were $8 to $10 at least for what I ordered.
The girls - there is a really nice variety, you should be able to find one...

I took my gf here for her birthday last night. Was my first visit to a TX strip club since the new laws were passed. And this was my first time at the St. James. The woman working the door was very laid back and friendly. $20pp...

I thought it was high time for a night out so went on to the church. Parking's never an issue here; if the front's packed, there's plenty of room in the back, plus they offer valet if you're not in the mood to hunt for a spot.

The entry fee was...

Ok, was looking for somewhere new in Houston and had heard good things about this spot so made the trek from downtown.
Parking lot was large and well lit. In a kinda weird area, but felt reasonably safe.
$18 entrance fee. Drinks were about average...

I went back to the St. James (aka the “Church”) for the first time in about 6 months. Not much has changed. All the dancers were new and unknown to me, but their appeal and “aim to please” attitude was the same as what I had come to know and...

I arrived at about 8 PM to a well (and colorfully) lit parking lot and parked myself. Friendly doorman, $20 cover, and in through a metal detector.

It looked like it was just starting to hit the Friday night stride, with the center and 2 side-stages fully occupied. A waitress seated...

Visited The Church on a Friday evening around 8 after a bit of a hiatus. The place itself is still a lovely facility. Large, almost castle style building, that is lit up and colorful in the night. Plenty of parking out front and more available in the...