The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073

Underwhelming sunday evening/night visit.

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JAYSON4646
Jul 31, 2025, 2:47 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

I've been going to the church off an on for over a decade - seen some highs and lows. Today was pretty low in my opinion.

 

Got there at 6:00 PM on Sunday evening and paid $10 cover charge. Club was very dead when I entered. about 5 girls visible and no one was on the main dance floor. There was about 10 by the time I left. The two mini-side dance floors were not in use at all and the upstairs was closed except for a couple of people who were in VIP I assume. Dancers did eventually come out. They did 3 songs and then there was a 2 song dead time with no one on the stage. Overall, pretty dead. I sat at the bar for a bit and then sat at on the more comfortable chairs away from the main stage. During my time there, I was approached by about 3 girls, which given the number available, was honestly not that bad. All three girls were actually pretty fun to talk to, probably chatted about 30 minutes with the first 2 girls each and about 15 min with the last girl. One was Hispanic, the other was a lightskin Black girl. The girls were about 5 to 7 - with the Black girl being the overall cutest of the three. The last girl was Cuban so I was surprised that she wasn't immediately going for dances, which has been my experience with Cuban girls in the past. Mixed liquor drinks were about $12 each with tip.

 

Had a few dances with each one. Dances are done in relatively private back rooms, using a chair to block the doorway. These are one of the highlights of the club, offering pretty decent privacy. I think I had a manger look in only once over the 10+ years I've attended this club. Based on past experience, I know mileage can vary from dances. However, these were probably the lowest mileage dances I've had in years, specially considering it was three separate dancers and one was Cuban. Dances were generally mechanical, with girls going through their repertoire by the 2nd song. Song length was good (not too short).

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