Lunch Time In Browns

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue.

Met three friends in here on a quiet Thursday lunch time. There was at least one point when we were half the audience. It's a pretty reliable classy strip joint. You don't really see girls that are anything less than reasonably attractive. Beware if you don't like boob jobs though as there are plenty of them. The venue itself is clean and tidy. The toilets too are good and always kept clean. The bar staff are helpful and efficient (unlike The Griffin.) DJs can vary, some mumble but the girl on duty today (who I'm told used to be a stripper) always speaks clearly so you know the girl's name. Best of all is the nice stage you can sit right up against for a nice close view (unlike The Griffin.)

Where The Griffin does win against Browns for me is overall quality of dancer performance. Some here are good with plenty of legs open action, others not so much. I'd say in Griffin as well panties come off much quicker than here on average. Girls today were about 50/50 for my taste. Some put in a lot of effort, others seemed like they couldn't be bothered. One girl who my mate really liked was one of the most stunningly beautiful strippers I've ever seen and had a really classy outfit plus cheery personality when she came round with coin jug. What let her down for me was stage performance. I'd have liked to have seen a lot more of her cunt.