Elysium Reviews

Came here a few weeks ago on a Saturday night. Got to the club around 930 and parked with the valet. It seems like a lot of reviewers don't like the new valet team but I haven't had a problem with them yet. One thing I don't like is the...

I come here semi regularly as I have a favorite dancer I see. The club is upscale, similar to Flight Club if you have been there. Valet is mandatory and I normally pay $10 with flat rate $7 plus a few dollars for tip. During the day there is no...

It's Monday afternoon, meeting cancelled, PH is 20 minutes from the home office so I said, WTF. After arriving i remembered why Monday's don't seem to be the best day to visit PH. There were probably 8 dancers, very few customers, and a lackluster vibe. Of the 8 I...

My friend and I were debating on where to go eat lunch and decided on going to a nearby strip club so we chose the Penthouse. Great decision!

We pulled in and were greeted by the valet, who were really rude & unorganized. But from my understanding valet is mandatory...

The Penthouse Club is the best of Detroit's Eight Mile Road strip clubs. It is upscale and safe, and you don't need to worry about thugs in the club.

I came by Uber, but if you drive you have to use the valet parking, which costs $7...

This will be a very short review of a visit I aborted because of this club's fucked up parking policy. I knew from previous reviews that valet parking was mandatory, but I assumed that meant if you wanted to park in the club's lot. I really don't like valet parking...

I found myself in Detroit with an opportunity to club there for the first time. Based on reviews and my location, I chose Penthouse.

I arrived at around 9:30 on a Wednesday night and there was no where to sit at either bar. No one was sitting at the rail,...

Nice club. Mandatory valet after 2 PM. Free between noon and two. Good lunch deals. Steak or burgers good. Standard drink prices. No cover before 7 PM. $10 fee to go to private rooms, but negotiate that and dancer may pay it. ...

Found my way to the Motor City once again. This is absolutely strip club heaven. I decided this trip I would only visit clubs I had not been to before and started with Penthouse. Paid the entry fee, found a seat and enjoyed watching the show. ...

Stopped in early afternoon around 1:00-1:30, since I was already in the area. Very few customers in the joint, maybe 5, it was dead from that perspective. The weather was nice which explains some of it, but still surprised. When I first got in, I...

Do not, ever, visit the Detroit Penthouse Club on a Monday night. You know it's bad when you can hear the bouncers talking about how there are never any decent dancers in the place on Monday nights.

I arrived about 6:30, just before the shift change. I saw a couple...

I arrived about 5pm to see the talent. The valet service was quick. Still $8. There is no cover before 7pm.

The club was about 1/3 full, normal for that time of day.

I was very impressed with the talent. I found most of the dancers attractive....

I arrived around 1:30 P.M. Wednesday afternoon. I parked the car with the valet, entered the club, and took a seat at the first floor bar. I ordered a soft drink and began to look around to see who the dancers were that were working. It has been a...

So, had a night off and decided to visit a local SC or two in the metro area....had a decision to make Penthouse or FC. Decided to give Penthouse a shot as I haven't been there in awhile. Enough has been said about the physical layout....nice club outside...

Had guests in for a corporate outing, so after the official festivities winded down, we decided to take it to 8 mile for a little extra entertainment. Everything was on par with the level of this club, valet was great, cover charge girl was very attractive and nice, doorman...

Stopped by the Penthouse Club two Thursdays ago. Second time here. As I'm rather new to this I'll give people advice on the valet parking if you haven't been here before. Don't tip the valet on the way in. I tried that only to receive a strange look. You pay...

So I was stuck in Detroit overnight due to flight delays and got online to find a strip club. I was searching through Google maps and bingo! There's a Penthouse club in Detroit. Going to Penthouse is kind of like going to a high end chain restaurant you enjoy....

Went to Penthouse around 10:30PM on a Friday a few weeks ago It was their "We are the best" party or something like that. They had a Pornstar feature and she was onstage when I walked in. Pornstar did a decent stage show, nothing crazy. Alan the owner was there...

$7 valet parking is mandatory (plus $3 tip). $10-15 cover charge at night depending on if it is the weekend or not. Very expensive with food and drink prices. Lap dances are $25/song but lots of VIP options. This is one of the reasons I love...

Nice club but typical of "upscale gentlemen's clubs" with the over the top shiny, velvety, kind of décor. Parked with the valet, was well treated by the security team/management sat at the bar, ordered a great rye whiskey and looked around. Overall impression - good, even very good,...

Visited the club a couple days in a row a few weeks ago. Club has been described so I'll skip that. Valet was $8 and $15 cover both nights. Got there around 930. I like to sit at the upstairs bar (unless I'm having dinner, then I'll get a booth)...

3 of us friends decided to tour the west side of 8 mile for the first time.

Arrived half hour before the cover charge time and the club is very very well done (we visited the Inkster hot spots the previous week).

Beers were almost 9 a piece!! About 15-17 dancers in...

I went to the club on Friday late afternoon, at about 6, about an hour after being there the shift changed to the evening. The afternoon shift featured a couple of extremely attractive women, the night shift was a disappointment, no dancers above a 6 and compared to past experience...

Arrived just before 1pm. The club was kind of slow. Most the day, there was a 2 dancer rotation with 2 dances at each end of the stage. There was normal contingent of regular dancers in the 5-8 range. There was one interesting dancer, a blonde...

What the hell happened to this place? Showed up on a Thursday right before they started charging cover. The talent was...meh. Mostly 5-6 with a couple of 7s and a 9. I was on the hunt for gfe lap dances and then, bbbj and/or fs.

I grabbed a drink, waited a...