Elysium Reviews

This is a story of two stripclubs. I was back in Detroit for the first time in a while and thought I woulc check out the Hustler Club. I read all the reviews on this site and thought that it would be a great place to visit. ...

I'm been to the Penthouse Club a number of times over the last year or so. I would say my enjoyment level was different for each visit, but overall this is the best club in the area. On the days when I had the least amount of fun the club...

I'm surprised that this club is not rated in the top ten. The club has very nice facilities, especially the private VIP areas with comfortable couches. A good selection of dancers with a range of body types (although most of the dancers were white, so fans of Hispanic...

I was in Detroit on business and had read that the Penthouse was the best club. I had to find out for myself. The club is beautiful, well layed out, the waitresses are very attractive and responsive. I got a booth, ordered a drink and relaxed just watching the show....

Made my last business trip to Detroit for a while. On my last review I noted that the dancer quality had slipped a little over my last couple visits. Well, it's gone back up. Got to the club around 930p and immediately noticed that the dancers were...

Went there about 5pm in the afternoon. Not a lot people was there, about 10, same as the number of the girls. Mostly are old guys, 8 of 10 are older than 50s. Girls are a step better than Bogarts and other not so high class bars, severals 8s and...

Arrived about 1.5 hrs. before shift change yesterday. It was slow. About 10 dancers working and 20 guys, mostly older, in attendance. Ordered a beer and sat, and sat, and sat. Overall talent level rated a notch higher than Saturday night visit...

For a Saturday night, it was really slow. There were seats at the bar. Ordered a drink. Locked eyes with a decent looking dancer, dark hair, decent body. She came around, we chatted a bit, then headed upstairs in the elevator. She took me into...

I stopped by for the last hour of day shift and into the night shift. It does seem to me that most of the more attractive dancers are on day shift. There is one who is absolutely beautiful and I believe from Brazil. There are many who are in the...

$7 mandatory valet parking. no cover charge before 7pm. free copies of the recent issue of penthouse magazine near entrance. Around 30-40 dancers, mostly 8s or 9s with several 10s working Thursday around 6PM and again on my second visit Friday around 6PM.
Upstairs smoking was allowed. The VIP...

It's been awhile since I had stopped by for an afternoon here. The dancers were laconic to say the least. I sort of expect that when I go to a club, I don't really have to do any work. I didn't really get anyone that came up...

Very nicely furnished club in a somewhat dismal area of town. Mandatory valet parking, I was told the reason for that was for the protection of the customer. Sister club of the Flight Club in Inkster though a little smaller but almost identical in design. Maybe 15 girls working when...

Well, I didn't have to pay cover. Why? I walked up to the cashier's station pulled out my $20 and stood ready to hand it over. Only the gal on the stool was engrossed in her "smart" phone. I stood for 20 seconds...

Went to Penthouse Saturday night! I saw the aftermath of shoe throwing. Taylor was involved.

The talent pool is declining. But by Comparison it is still better than the other clubs. The Food is great! The strippers need to circulate more. The seem to stay by their regulars to much.

If you...

Each time I visit the Detroit area, I have visited The Penthouse Club ever since it spun off from its sister club, Flight Club, a couple of years ago. These days, I don't much pay attention to Flight Club any more but make Penthouse my priority. ...

Went here for a friend's bachelor's party and let me tell you, this was one of the best strip clubs I've been to. Large with an upscale feel, there is a chopper in the middle of the dance stage that lifts off the ground with girls riding it. ...

Back in Michigan for a short visit and went to my favorite club. I was disappointed and not disappointed.

I was disappointed because the overall quality of the girls had slipped somewhat. It used to be everyone was at least an 8, but there were several girls...

I visited this club on Friday around 1:00AM. Club was still crowded. All seats were full on 1st floor, so I went to upstair rounge. The view from the 2nd floor was very beautiful. It was a very good time to see just dancers. Before...

I have a love/hate relationship with this place.

Love: hands down the best and biggest array of top-shelf talent. One or two maybe only a 6, all the rest (25+) solid 7-8s with a healthy dose of 9-10s even on a Wednesday afternoon. All shapes, sizes, colors;...

My first visit to the Detroit PH was on a warm weekday at about 3pm. Was very surprised to see how busy the place was - the bar areas were pretty much packed. A dancer said that that wasn't unusual, but things get slow by early evening.

The club...

Nice club. Clean and well organized. Lighting is brighter than most clubs, so you can see what's going on very easily. Bartenders often slow and un-observant. Bouncers polite and professional; same with valet parkers. Managers circulate and keep an eye on everything. Drink prices...

Was back in Detroit for work and made my 5th visit to the PHC over the past 8 months. I'd not experienced the bias towards regulars that others had complained about on my previous visits. There were always plenty of hot girls dancing and most would come up...

My Tuesday afternoon visit to the Penthouse Club showed that for us 'irregulars,' afternoon is the time to visit this club. There are fewer girls on shift, but still plenty of hotties to go around. Because there are fewer customers, the girls are more eager to please: you...

As a regular the service is second to none. The shot girls are a bit annoying and can be pushy, but generally nice to look at. VIP dances are very good, price varies but you won't be disappointed if you don't mind dropping a few hundred. "Trouble" is just that,...

I think this the best club by far. Its closest competitor is its sister club - the flight club. The Penthouse Club should be the gold standard by which all strip clubs should be measured. The only downside to this place is that it is expensive. Expect to spend close...