Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

First visit here. Arrived about 9pm...

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DocJhani
Jan 14, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

First visit here. Arrived about 9pm the Friday before Christmas. $15 cover. (may have been "holiday" price) Quite full of patrons, including couples. Standing room only according to bouncer, but I spotted a small table near the stage and tipped the bouncer to sit there. $8 beer $11 mixed drink. We waited through the whole rotation and I counted about 50 girls. Mostly A and B cup. Some nice rump shapes. Generally thin, youngish girls. Mostly tatted....some a little, some a lot. Sprinkling of black and asian ladies. Had a lengthy, intelligent conversation with a 20 something Latina. I diplomatically turned her down for dances... she was nice but I did not find her attractive (I didn't tell HER that...I'm not a douchebag...) My friend had a large, sweaty Eastern European blonde plop into his lap (Picture Drew Carey with bangs...) and proceed to blather in "Borat" style English about "extras". He politely declined while I avoided eye contact. Eh, who am I to judge? Around 11pm it started to get REALLY crowded. The few girls I would have gotten dances from were either busy with other patrons or disappeared once they got off stage. Shortly after I paid the mandatory $7 valet (+tip) and left. Maybe I'll try again.

Pros: Clean. Friendly, attentive waitstaff. Mostly friendly dancers. Not pushy. Seemed couples friendly.any

Cons: Expensive (of course). A lot of cigar/cigarette smoke. (not Coliseum level....but still...invest in some vent fans.)

Extra loud music, DJ banter was unintelligibly distorted ( is that girl's name "Susan", "ShaNiQwa" or "SSBZZGACK"?) Not a lot to see in the breast department if that's your thing (it's mine).

 

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