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review
a year ago
An hour of my life I won’t get back.
Stopped at PH Detroit , renamed no longer Penthouse Club, around 9 a couple fridays ago with a friend. Pass through a couple of sets of large doors to enter the club. Was...
Comments: 5
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a year ago
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SamPerkins_420
BDC
Michigan
review
2 years ago
A mere shadow of it's former self....but I had a good time none-the-less
I visited this establishment after a 3 year hiatus from shut-down. I will first say that this place is a mere small shadow of itself from yester-year. Despite this, however, I did...
amrehab1
Michigan
review
2 years ago
Sad times for PHC
This used to be a favorite stop before closure/covid etc. How does it even stay open now? 10pm, Valet $10 with tip, entrance $20. Same layout downstairs as before, with pay station straight ahead when...
Comments: 4
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2 years ago
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HannibalSmith
neverthelesshello
review
5 years ago
Closed chained and padlocked for a year
The place is closed. Busted for deugs and prostitution, in local news they ruled in court that the place is to be padlocked for a year and all fixtures sold off. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/penthouse-strip-club-on-8-mile-closed-for-year-for-prostitution-solicitation Not much more to...
Comments: 5
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5 years ago
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SuperDude
Lanechange
Michigan
review
5 years ago
Clinging to Life
Wow how the mighty have fallen. This was from a visit three weeks ago. The club interior is still very nice. The upstairs is completely remodeled which must have cost a pretty penny. Now...
Comments: 1
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5 years ago
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PepsiMan
audioslave233
Michigan
review
5 years ago
From Gentlemen's club to an Expensive Bar
I have visited Penthouse when it was the rockstar club in the area, where dancers from across the country would show up and compete. Although I knew it has lost its charm recently, I...
Comments: 3
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5 years ago
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PHound
arrowhead007
Michigan
review
5 years ago
The Magazine doesn't come to life anymore
For clarifications sake, I never experienced the Penthouse in it's heyday. However, this review will be comparing it to the Legendary PH that used to exist before the crackdown. Arrived around 3PM on a...
Comments: 2
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5 years ago
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AnonymousJim
PrimetimeSchein
Michigan
review
5 years ago
Penthouse Has Lost Its Edge
I used to be a regular at Penthouse a couple of years ago, before the Detroit Police began to require the curtains come down and raid the place regularly. In the past, PHC...
Comments: 3
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5 years ago
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samsung1
goodguy
Good Guy Looking for a Good Time: Detroit - So Florida
review
6 years ago
How the mighty have fallen
Hadn't been here since December of 2017 (yeah before the curtains went down). My curiosity finally got to me and I ventured in. Valet is $8 and entrance fee was $10. ...
Comments: 1
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5 years ago
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Danton
clubdude
The Greater Detroit Area
review
6 years ago
Still Gets The Job Done
I try to get to Detroit once or twice a year, literally only for the clubbing. Detroit offers the opportunity to do things other Midwest cities don't, so it becomes a destination. On a...
Comments: 3
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6 years ago
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AnonymousJim
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
review
6 years ago
Not cheap but a great time
I arrived at penthouse on a Friday around 5 pm. Parking was 8 and cover 15 or 20, can’t remember. So I’m out like 25 or so just showing up. The...
BigDraco26
review
6 years ago
Thursday Night fun
After reading a lot of reviews for clubs in Metro Detroit, I figured Penthouse was rated the best. I paid the usual valet fee, coat check etc. and sat on the free sofas as...
Comments: 1
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6 years ago
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s275ironman
Chandilal80
review
6 years ago
No curtains No point.
The club is the same as everyone has mentioned aesthetically. However the vibe is dead. This used to be the place to be. If you didn’t get here early there was no where to...
jewpac1
Michigan
review
6 years ago
Mia / curtains down
Avoided the parking charge by taking Lyft. Couple drinks that I think were about $8 or $9 apiece. A little weird vibe since reopening but still hot girls there that want to have...
Smdkern13579
review
6 years ago
Review
What can I say for being a regular for around 10 years. I have seen the ups and downs of the bar business but after the shutdown, This bar is not coming back. Maybe...
Comments: 1
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6 years ago
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Electronman
bearone2
Michigan
review
6 years ago
Good enough
Have been a frequent patron of PHC until the major shutdown earlier this year. Reviews after the reopen were too discouraging for me to go back. But after seeing clicks of some of my...
Comments: 1
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6 years ago
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Chitownsparty
rorajrocks
Stripclub is life
review
6 years ago
Decent
it is in a great spot and we felt very safe. You are forced to check your coat which I didn’t like. The club itself is very nice and clean....the waitress was slow and...
Comments: 4
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6 years ago
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rowdyronda
Superflexppr
review
6 years ago
like a newly opened club..... amateur
After its re-openeing/re-modeling , this is the first time i have been there. valet was polite and cover was $20 as its saturday and after 9PM. Got a beer and searching for my atf...
rowdyronda
review
6 years ago
Always willing to give it another shot
I was in Oakland County for work, so the FC was a bit of a drive, but the PC was only 6 miles by GPS, so punched and made my way down 8 Mile...
Comments: 1
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6 years ago
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dancewdcpa
heshootsandscores
Illinois
review
6 years ago
After the last raid
I stopped by Penthouse on a Friday afternoon. The dancers were 6-8.5. I came in looking for a certain dancer. I order a Coke $9.50. I get my drink and boom, another dancer sits...
anthony6613
Michigan
review
6 years ago
Parking lot looked full, but the place seemed dead.
Decided to stop by Penthouse for the first time since the "remodel." Front parking lot was full of exotic sports cars just like the old days so I had my hopes up when I...
Comments: 2
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6 years ago
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MARKRM
MARKRM
Michigan
review
6 years ago
First Visit, Won’t Be Back Anytime Soon
Better late than never? This was my first visit to Penthouse. Not first visit since the remodel, but first visit ever. I wish I had experienced a visit to the Penthouse Club before the...
Comments: 3
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6 years ago
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JuiceBox69
s275ironman
Detroit
review
6 years ago
The mighty have fallen
This used to be the mecca, the standard by which others were judged. Wow. Times have changed. I spent $25 to get in and out. And that was it. I got there Friday after...
Comments: 1
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6 years ago
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clubdude
audioslave233
Michigan
review
6 years ago
The place was empty
The wife and I were on our way to a party and were looking for some entertainment and good food before. We were successful with the good food. We arrived on Saturday, just before...
imjustabil
Detroit couple having fun
review
6 years ago
Raided
I showed up at about 1:00 p.m. hoping for a change of energy as club has been dead. Ordered lunch and made small talk with a few dancers. At about 3:00 p.m....
Comments: 4
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6 years ago
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premster
PlowKing
Michigan