Elysium Reviews

Stopped at PH Detroit , renamed no longer Penthouse Club, around 9 a couple fridays ago with a friend. Pass through a couple of sets of large doors to enter the club. Was told to drop the managers name Jimmy at the door to get cover waived. It worked....

I visited this establishment after a 3 year hiatus from shut-down. I will first say that this place is a mere small shadow of itself from yester-year. Despite this, however, I did actually have a nice time with the only two dancers that were there.

Parking is...

This used to be a favorite stop before closure/covid etc. How does it even stay open now?
10pm, Valet $10 with tip, entrance $20. Same layout downstairs as before, with pay station straight ahead when you walk in, bar to the left and stage surrounded by tables and booths past the...

Wow how the mighty have fallen. This was from a visit three weeks ago. The club interior is still very nice. The upstairs is completely remodeled which must have cost a pretty penny. Now VIP is only on the side where the elevator is and enclosed in a glass...

I have visited Penthouse when it was the rockstar club in the area, where dancers from across the country would show up and compete. Although I knew it has lost its charm recently, I visited because my friends persuaded me. So, I thought of giving it a chance to see...

For clarifications sake, I never experienced the Penthouse in it's heyday. However, this review will be comparing it to the Legendary PH that used to exist before the crackdown.

Arrived around 3PM on a Friday, appeared to be a decent crowd based on the parking lot. Big sign that says...

I used to be a regular at Penthouse a couple of years ago, before the Detroit Police began to require the curtains come down and raid the place regularly. In the past, PHC was definitely the club to go to for the hottest dances, great wait staff, friendly bouncers,...

Hadn't been here since December of 2017 (yeah before the curtains went down). My curiosity finally got to me and I ventured in. Valet is $8 and entrance fee was $10. I arrived a little before 8 pm. I entered and sat at the downstairs bar....

I try to get to Detroit once or twice a year, literally only for the clubbing. Detroit offers the opportunity to do things other Midwest cities don't, so it becomes a destination. On a trip two years ago, I nearly didn't go to Penthouse, having heard about changes there. On...

I arrived at penthouse on a Friday around 5 pm. Parking was 8 and cover 15 or 20, can’t remember. So I’m out like 25 or so just showing up. The door man was really nice we chatted for a minute and I went in. As...

After reading a lot of reviews for clubs in Metro Detroit, I figured Penthouse was rated the best. I paid the usual valet fee, coat check etc. and sat on the free sofas as I was alone. The club was very neat and clean. It took the waitress almost 20...

The club is the same as everyone has mentioned aesthetically. However the vibe is dead. This used to be the place to be. If you didn’t get here early there was no where to sit. No it’s basically a ghost town. Not worth the parking or raised entry fee. This...

Avoided the parking charge by taking Lyft. Couple drinks that I think were about $8 or $9 apiece.

A little weird vibe since reopening but still hot girls there that want to have fun. Seemed to be fewer customers than it used to have though. Just means more girls...

What can I say for being a regular for around 10 years. I have seen the ups and downs of the bar business but after the shutdown, This bar is not coming back. Maybe on a Friday or Saturday after 12 a.m. it might get busy but it is not...

Have been a frequent patron of PHC until the major shutdown earlier this year. Reviews after the reopen were too discouraging for me to go back. But after seeing clicks of some of my ATFs at the photography page that clicks PHC and coliseum, I was tempted to go back....

it is in a great spot and we felt very safe. You are forced to check your coat which I didn’t like. The club itself is very nice and clean....the waitress was slow and at times seemed to forget about us. In her defense it was a busy night...but we...

After its re-openeing/re-modeling , this is the first time i have been there. valet was polite and cover was $20 as its saturday and after 9PM. Got a beer and searching for my atf which i never saw. may be she moved to other places as this was shut down...

I was in Oakland County for work, so the FC was a bit of a drive, but the PC was only 6 miles by GPS, so punched and made my way down 8 Mile to that former go to place in the D. I have seen the reviews and...

I stopped by Penthouse on a Friday afternoon. The dancers were 6-8.5. I came in looking for a certain dancer. I order a Coke $9.50.
I get my drink and boom, another dancer sits down. “A” has nice natural boobs. Face a 7 body a 6 but a...

Decided to stop by Penthouse for the first time since the "remodel." Front parking lot was full of exotic sports cars just like the old days so I had my hopes up when I walked in. Downstairs bar and most of the tables and booths were full so I went...

Better late than never? This was my first visit to Penthouse. Not first visit since the remodel, but first visit ever. I wish I had experienced a visit to the Penthouse Club before the shutdown, but since a time machine has not been invented yet, I can only review the...

This used to be the mecca, the standard by which others were judged. Wow. Times have changed. I spent $25 to get in and out. And that was it. I got there Friday after 11:30 pm, and left by 12:15pm, and was never approached to buy a drink...so I didn't....

The wife and I were on our way to a party and were looking for some entertainment and good food before. We were successful with the good food.

We arrived on Saturday, just before 6p and left around 7:30. The place was dead. Two dancers with lackluster performances were...

I showed up at about 1:00 p.m. hoping for a change of energy as club has been dead. Ordered lunch and made small talk with a few dancers. At about 3:00 p.m. Detroit Vice Squad stopped by to inspect the club. Must have been 10 of them,...