Reviews

I had a Saturday return to Torpedos, and everything fell in place. I parked in the train lot behind the club and walked around front to enter. When you go in, there are TVs all…

Visited the club on a Friday night. Parked on the street as there is no dedicated lot. Located in the middle of town near restaurants and other shops. Walk in - there is an ID…

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon as I was in the area for work. In a downtown area with street parking all around so no issues there. Walked in to a large U shaped bar…

I will mesh two Saturday visits together. I had been meaning to stop by Torpedos for a while, as a young Brazilian I had become friendly with up north had been going there for a…

Tuesday afternoon after a long break I was in the area so I visited. I used to go there frequently but couldn't recognize any of the girls. A few hot girls sitting with their regulars…

I was back in the area for a meeting so decided to check out Torpedoes. I hadn't been there since 2018 and it's gone down hill. As you walk in the DJ both is…

I went twice. Once on a weeknight and once on a Saturday. I will touch on both visits. The parking sucks. No parking lot and you have to park on the street with metered parking.…

Let me make this quick and simple Torpedos is a very basic, terribly ran club with the laziest dancers in the world and a TERRIBLE dollar parade. As a person who used to go here…

I was in North Jersey on business and figured I'd check out a new spot. This was 10 min from my meeting so that is why I chose this place as opposed to other…

Stopped in for the first time in a long time around 3:30. Bit of change since I was last in. Little cleaner, less odor, better overall experience. Walk in the bar/stage is strait ahead.…

Visited mid-afternoon a few weeks ago on a Wednesday or Thursday. There were probably 5-8 customers around the bar and maybe 5-10 girls working. Seemed that mostly latinas were working although there may have…

A spa in NJ was kind to me last week so I figured I’d try the strip clubs here in NJ. There is street parking with a meter but it was broken so fortunately I…