Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

If you like South American girls with bangin' bodies, then you'll like this place. It gets expensive because it's kinda like a typical dollar parade club (not as bad a Titillations in Bloomfield), but still pretty bad. I went in to visit a friend of mine who was dancing...if...

Had a job that brought me into this club (would rather not say the company I work for) and although down town Bound Brook is not what it used to be it's not that bad of an area. I believe the name has changed recently but I do not know...

In what looks to be a seedy area but overall safe. Plenty of parking on the street or at the train station next door. People are friendly, but kind of tired looking. Dancers can look bored. But a good place to go with a buddy to hang if your primary...

This was my second time at Torpedoes. First time I went was on Cinco de mayo and it a big party. Full bar and there were at least 3 girls on stage at once. bar tenders are very nice and attentive. The quality of girls varied but it...

Dropped by Thursday afternoon during my trip to get moil changed for my car. Bound Brook is a relatively safe town and the town does not look shady. I was a bit surprised to see a club in the middle. Note that it is a Bikini only...

So first time as passing through on business and 2 hours to kill. Club is in decent area corner of a main st with ample parking. Arrived about 4:30 in afternoon no cover. Walk in and place has 2 levels one to the left up higher with couple pool...

Stopped by here again, first time on a Thursday. Drinks were okay, not $4 worth. My sprite was WAY too syrupy, ( Don't give me that, look, I had to work later). Saw some new girls, most were Eastern European, and a few Spanish. Mostly sixes, there was one older...

Got a chance to stop at Torpedoes for the first time in a while, this was Thursday before St Patrick’s day and the place was relatively empty, maybe 8 customers and 6 girls working.

Typical NJ bikini bar, 2 or 3 girls dance on the long stage that is surrounded...

Good local club, not worth travelling to, but if youre in the area, a good place to kill an hour or two.

I used to stop by for lunch fairly often a few years ago. Back after a few years, nothing really changed. Day shift has lots of hispanic and...

It was a decent strip bar.. Bouncers are nice and respectful. they just dont push themselves on customers. Girls are decent, but need to rotate a bit. Other than that you got pool table to play on , have a sip along , music is decent...

I visit this club on and off for the last year. The service is good and the staff is friendly. The dancers... vary. They are all pretty but a few of them have absolutely no skills at dancing at least on stage. I did find one girl who really gave...

So first of all, I gave the club a 6 on physical rating - but its a nice club inside, pool tables and its clean, the only problem is a very strong paint thinner/gas odor probably due to remodel after the hurricane or something. My clothes smelled of it even...

I recently spent several months working in New Jersey and every other weekend I found a way to make it to Torpedo's. This should tell you that I kinda like the place. Not unlike most clubs in the area, they do abuse the "dollar parade" and there is...

I've been to enough clubs to appreciate Torps all the more. We all know it's about the almighty dollar, but many of the dancers come across as more sweet and less money hungry. I really like the lap dance area since it's semi-private (less distraction from others in the room)...

I decided to stop by Torpedos with some friends the other night. I hadn't been there for about a year, because I live out of state now. Basically Torpedos is the only game in town if you live near Bound Brook (Oh La La's is a crack hole...

Have not been here for a while so stopped by for a quick beer and to see some dancers. Nothing much changed since last visit, typical NJ bikini bar.
The girls are average, couple of cuties , couple of older one, its a mix of Latinos, Eastern European and black.

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I visit Torpedo's occasionally, most recently on a late Monday afternoon. There were the usual Brazilian and Russian girls,3 on stage at a time. They were mostly 6's or 7's, but there were a couple of hot dancers that got my attention, and I ended up in the lap dance...

Went to Torpedo's noticed that it was mostly brazilian and russian girls. Talked to the Russian girls, said they shifted between Paterson NJ strip joints. Most of the dancers seem uninterested in what they were doing. One was even eating a full meal on the bar while she was supposed...

I've been to Torps several times, and it's always pretty much the same. The Russian dollar parade is constantly in full effect. Generally 15 min sets, and the girls will make the rounds once or twice after that. I'd say about 75% of the girls are Russian,...

Have been here a few times and the place is pretty average. There were a lot of Russian dancers who are true dollar parade pros. There are some pool tables to help pass the time. The club has a safe feel to it and the bouncers will...

Went there several times recently, Wed and Friday nights. Plenty of woman, most of them good looking, but a few chunky ones. At least half russian and a few black and white locals. Parade of girls looking for dollars if you sit at the bar. Lap...

Had no other place to go so stopped by Torpedo's to see some dancers, have some cold beer and get out of the sun. All was accomplished! Club was a stage wrapped by a bar, with pool tables in the upper section of the club. The club seemed safe...

Very easy to find on Main St, and just off of I-287, and easy parking nearby. Seems like a reasonably safe area. No cover. Drinks are cheap and I got lots of ones back in change from my 20. Good thing becaue this place is all...

A couple of visits during a recent trip to the area. In the afternoon it was mostly cute brazilian girls. Not that busy so plenty of attention from the girl, but the inevitable dollar parade taps your funds pretty fast. I had a couple of dances with one girl in...

Torpedos is a safe, local, blue collar mens club. During the day there are 6 or so dancers, mainly hispanic, Russian and Brazilian. The girls are solid 6-8s and are freindly. You can sit down and talk with them. Chances are they will ask you for a dance which costs...