Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

Visited early evening around 7 or 8. Place was pretty dead due to shift change. Big bar with lots of space. Small tvs around the bar area with a big screen in the corner. There was a slighted raised general area with pool tables and some larger Tv's. Seems like...

Stopped by here as it was on the way home. Place is in the middle of a downtown area with street parking as far as I know.

Dancere were all of Latina decent with plenty of shapes and sizes but amazing selection of Big booty BBL Latinas. Dollar parade is...

My first time visiting and it was worth it. It's located on the main street in downtown Bound Brook. You enter right off the sidewalk thru 2 sets of doors and into the club. The club is split into two halves. The left side has a...

It was my second time there , after a first screening visit 1 week before to see how things worked. In the first time is stayed only at the bar on the dollar parade , and was surprised with the higher quality of the girls, several hot Latinas , and...

Epic fail on a weekday afternoon. Thought there was going to be something to be had here, according to the reviews, and made a trip to see what there was to find. But The Fuglies were on call today.

Torpedoes is on the main street of Bound Brook (Main Street, actually)...

Since I have been driving through due to work lately, I have stopped in a few times around lunch time. The bar is usually empty with lots of space. Food is excellent. Never got drinks because of being on the clock. I would say that 1/3 of the girls look...

I had some free time this past Friday and was in the area so decided to stop. It has been over a year since my last visit and it seems like nothing has changed. The club is located on a Main Street with lots of parking. One thing to note...

This is kindda 3 reviews at once. I visited the Club around noon Wednesday no one was on the stage but 5-6 patrons waiting. Girls arrived a bit before 1PM as a group. I saw Kara that I had good experience before. But Melinda took stage.

Melinda is an athletic...

I went here after seeing a sick loved one. So I needed a place to drown my sorrows. What is better that some breast and ass meat to drown in? Nothing to me so I GPS'd this place and saw it was 12 mins away from where I was.

This...

Great selection of Latina ladies on this afternoon visit. All different shapes , sizes and ages available, so the challenge is finding the right fit for that day and my mood.
Wanted to experience someone new on this visit, so enjoyed the parade of dancers on stage. They go up...

I was in the area and decided to stop in at lunch. I got there at 12:00 and then found out the dancers don't start until 12:30. I decided to have a couple beers and wait.

The bar is on a main Street and is sort of rundown inside. Upon...

My last few adventures around the central Jersey clubs in my area were a bit disappointing, there wasn't any place that was laid back but still high mileage like Clancy's, so I decided to venture out a bit further and try Torpedos, parking was easy at the train station...

Ill begin with Torpodeos has been a club ive been circling for years. Always heard they have a nice stable of brazilians who offer some mileage but with Clancys and parlors nearby I never saw the need to make the drive for nothing more than a handshake. I was in...

It was too long since my last visit to Torpedo's. It's a 21+ bikini bar where the dancers and customers are mostly Latinos, reflecting the town it's in. The back of the bar is the train station parking lot, where I parked when I arrived at around 12:40am. The entrance...

I’ve had fun times other days, but a recent Monday visit was a disappointment. The dancers were all low energy and just looked tired, with little effort to engage or even smile. Most were nicely curvy (or a bit pudgy), but just kind of swayed on stage and circulated for...

I have visited a handful of times for a few years now. I must say that there finally seems to be some new variety of talent. This place has often been full of average girls that have bad attitudes. I was pleasantly surprised that there was an energetic vibe with...

Stopped by Torpedoes on a Monday afternoon. Walked in there were about 5-7 dancers all Hispanic and decent looking. About 10 customers spread out. Overall good vibe, large place with pool tables and separate area for Lap Dances.

I sit at the front bar get a Corona 7$. The bartenders are...

Coming off the mountain with some time to spare so I stopped in Torpedoes. So my time was cut short because I pulled up and parked right outside the club. It's door are limo tint. So with it being the early afternoon and knowing this town I wanted to make...

Torpedos is pretty reliable though I am becoming bored with it.

I parked back by the train tracks so I can leave via the back door when that time eventually arrives. I paid $4 via the app and I was good for all night with my parking. I then...

Arrived around 8pm on a Tuesday day. The place is located on the main st in Bound Brook. I lucked out and got a spot right in front The area is fine and safe. Inside, it’s got a dive feel with a large rectangular bar that has...

A good variety of dancers on this visit - all Latina with a mix of shapes and sizes. In some cases you should be ready to use Google Translate to navigate the conversation. Dancers do 2 songs on stage then circle inside the rectangular bar for tips. They seem to...

No entry charge. Friday evening, plenty of girls most average but a few good lookers and a few ugly bitches.

Everyone skimmed a couple bucks off the top, when I got change, when I bought drinks - always 2 bucks missing - guaranteeing themselves tips, guess the clientelle is cheap like...

Big bar square bar with plenty of space. Two pool tables. AC wasn't working that great. It was kinda hot and a little smelly. I think I counted 12 dancers. More than half were latin and a little chubby. Ok looking. One skinny white girl. No AA.. Out of 12...

Literally can’t understand what anyone would choose to go here. It’s worse and pretty much every way that I can think of than any place that surrounds it. I suppose if you are in walking distance from it then that might be a reason. But if you drive a...

Pulled in too the front and luckily a spot was open. It’s on the main road. Not sure where other parking options are.

No cover simple id check.

Huge bar around the main stage. 4 poles and 4 girls dancing. A few pool tables and seats on the back side. This...