Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club Reviews

I went here after seeing a sick loved one. So I needed a place to drown my sorrows. What is better that some breast and ass meat to drown in? Nothing to me so...

Great selection of Latina ladies on this afternoon visit. All different shapes , sizes and ages available, so the challenge is finding the right fit for that day and my mood. Wanted to experience...

I was in the area and decided to stop in at lunch. I got there at 12:00 and then found out the dancers don't start until 12:30. I decided to have a couple beers...

My last few adventures around the central Jersey clubs in my area were a bit disappointing, there wasn't any place that was laid back but still high mileage like Clancy's, so I decided...

Ill begin with Torpodeos has been a club ive been circling for years. Always heard they have a nice stable of brazilians who offer some mileage but with Clancys and parlors nearby I never...

It was too long since my last visit to Torpedo's. It's a 21+ bikini bar where the dancers and customers are mostly Latinos, reflecting the town it's in. The back of the bar is...

I’ve had fun times other days, but a recent Monday visit was a disappointment. The dancers were all low energy and just looked tired, with little effort to engage or even smile. Most were...

I have visited a handful of times for a few years now. I must say that there finally seems to be some new variety of talent. This place has often been full of average...

Stopped by Torpedoes on a Monday afternoon. Walked in there were about 5-7 dancers all Hispanic and decent looking. About 10 customers spread out. Overall good vibe, large place with pool tables and separate...

Coming off the mountain with some time to spare so I stopped in Torpedoes. So my time was cut short because I pulled up and parked right outside the club. It's door are limo...

Torpedos is pretty reliable though I am becoming bored with it. I parked back by the train tracks so I can leave via the back door when that time eventually arrives. I paid $4...

Arrived around 8pm on a Tuesday day. The place is located on the main st in Bound Brook. I lucked out and got a spot right in front The area is fine...

A good variety of dancers on this visit - all Latina with a mix of shapes and sizes. In some cases you should be ready to use Google Translate to navigate the conversation. Dancers...

No entry charge. Friday evening, plenty of girls most average but a few good lookers and a few ugly bitches. Everyone skimmed a couple bucks off the top, when I got change, when I bought...

Big bar square bar with plenty of space. Two pool tables. AC wasn't working that great. It was kinda hot and a little smelly. I think I counted 12 dancers. More than half were...

Literally can’t understand what anyone would choose to go here. It’s worse and pretty much every way that I can think of than any place that surrounds it. I suppose if you are in...

Pulled in too the front and luckily a spot was open. It’s on the main road. Not sure where other parking options are. No cover simple id check. Huge bar around the main stage. 4...

Dropped in on Delilah’s in Manville but it looked utterly dead so drove to Torpedos instead. This dive bar is right on the main strip. I parked on the street near the train station...

Went in to torpedos, parked as usual in the train parking lot behind the club. Paid the $4 using the app and avoided any dumb problems with tickets or tows like some have dealt...

I visited a few times during the day shift recently (between 2 and 5). The bar is a big square with plenty of seating. Very quiet atmosphere. Two dancers on stage at a time....

This has been one of my favorite places generally lately but the dance I had this time was definitely not worthwhile. Arrived around 9 PM which is not always a great time to arrive....

Entered late on Sunday night. Bar is a large rectangle. Plenty of small tvs and a few large screens to watch tge game. Weird smell coming from bathroom. Even though I was far away...

Had the opportunity for a quick drop in to Torpedos, one of my favorite bars of late. Parked in the train station, paid for the parking for the quick and easy exit afterward, and...

Had an hour to burn before having to head home so I stopped in to see what was happening. Parking on a main st but definitely lots of spots around. Upon entering the layout...

Visited on weekday eve, club is on a busy street so might take some time to find parking. There is a rectangular stage on the right side with bar and some pool tables to...