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The House
3530 Georgia Ave NW Washington, DC 20010

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  • review
    11 years ago
    I stopped by the House on...
    I stopped by the House on a Sunday evening around 6pm. 10 or so patrons -- including three women -- and a half dozen dancers were there. The dancers were happy and...
  • review
    11 years ago
    Dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes… YIKES!!!...
    Dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes, dykes… YIKES!!! I started patronizing strip clubs in October 2011 and the Penthouse was the first club I ever patronized. This was when the renovations were still in the works...
    Agent_Zero
    Charlotte, North Carolina
  • review
    11 years ago
    my 1st time ever at the...
    my 1st time ever at the house.. just not really into going to sc's in the city but i was in the area i figured id stop by and see whats up . parking...
    rell
    washington dc
  • review
    11 years ago
    After visiting the Macombo Lounge earlier,...
    After visiting the Macombo Lounge earlier, I stopped by The House. Since it was early evening, probably around 6:30, there was no cover charge. I got a beer and found a seat by...
    rokme
    District of Columbia
  • review
    11 years ago
    Visited a few months back on...
    Visited a few months back on a weeknight about 8:00 or so. Layout was nice: there are 3 stages. Two smaller ones near the front and back of the place and one large...
    liljimmy
    Florida
  • review
    11 years ago
    I came in here on a...
    I came in here on a recent Sunday evening, after a several month absence. It was disappointing. Although there are still a few good-looking dancers left, most of the thick dancers have...
    fuego2039
    British Columbia
  • review
    11 years ago
    The Penthouse has fallen off big...
    The Penthouse has fallen off big time. It is no longer a true strip club. It is more like a lounge that has strippers. Let me give you all the 4-1-1 on “The House.”...
    Agent_Zero
    Charlotte, North Carolina
  • review
    12 years ago
    Earlier in the day I'd been...
    Earlier in the day I'd been on the Block in Baltimore with buddy. At night time, we headed to DC and the House. This is definitely my favorite spot in DC. ...
    rokme
    District of Columbia
  • review
    12 years ago
    The bad news about The House:...
    The bad news about The House: the prices have gone up. It's now $20 to go upstairs; dances start at $15. Last time I was there it was $10 for each. I spent...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Wow, how I miss the old...
    Wow, how I miss the old Penthouse, now called the "House". We were lucky to find parking out front considering how sketchy the area is, I would strongly suggest finding parking on the...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Went on a Friday evening, and...
    Went on a Friday evening, and as usual parking was a real pain to find. The area is a little shady to boot, so it always feels a bit dangerous walking to the club....
    kayak
    Virginia
  • review
    12 years ago
    The dancer quality has gone down...
    The dancer quality has gone down big time at this club. It’s not the same like it used to be six months ago. I used to frequent the Penthouse occasionally in the past, but...
    Agent_Zero
    Charlotte, North Carolina
  • review
    12 years ago
    Came here on a recent Tuesday...
    Came here on a recent Tuesday evening with a female friend. She had been here pre-renovations, and said the club had previously looked like a "basement." I hadn't seen it then, but...
  • review
    12 years ago
    You know, this used to be...
    You know, this used to be one of my favorite lil spots to hang out at and just be one of the fellas at. But every since they did all their "renovations" they...
  • review
    12 years ago
    I stopped by after not coming...
    I stopped by after not coming here for over 3 years. A definite upgrade to the clubs physical appearance. About 6 dancers were there. Dont remember their names but almost all of them...
  • review
    12 years ago
    The Penthouse is still standing in...
    The Penthouse is still standing in Washington, DC after all this time. Even though it is no longer known as The Penthouse and known now simply as "The House", it is a staple...
  • review
    12 years ago
    I probably won't go back to...
    I probably won't go back to The House too much. Although they totally redesigned the club for the better, I was turned off by the amount of dancers constantly either asking for...
    laplap1974
    Maryland
  • review
    12 years ago
    Went to this club on a...
    Went to this club on a Friday evening. Parking was a pain and it took 15 minutes of driving around to find a parking spot on a side street a few blocks away. The...
    kayak
    Virginia
  • review
    12 years ago
    I made a return visit to...
    I made a return visit to The House on a Sunday evening. I didn't stay long--but that's because it only took two dancers in the upstairs area to send me out the door very...
  • review
    12 years ago
    I decided to visit the House...
    I decided to visit the House around 5pm on Thursday to see what was going on. When I got inside, without paying any cover, there was almost nothing going on. There were...
    rokme
    District of Columbia
  • review
    12 years ago
    The Penthouse is the best strip...
    The Penthouse is the best strip club in Washington DC. The renovations are great. The best looking strip club I have seen period. Also, the dancer quality is just as good. Music is also...
    Agent_Zero
    Charlotte, North Carolina
  • review
    12 years ago
    My last visit to The House...
    My last visit to The House was a Sunday evening around 5pm, an hour after it opened. Two dancers were on stage when I walked in, with five or so customers. It...
  • review
    12 years ago
    Ok, the House is back! ...
    Ok, the House is back! I'd been coming to this place for years, when it was named the Penthouse, the best booty shaking club in DC. It's been on the decline for...
    rokme
    District of Columbia
  • review
    12 years ago
    I have been a customer of...
    I have been a customer of The House since like 2005. It has going through its ups and downs, but it looks like since they have made the latest renovations that they are going...
    nohaso
    Maryland
  • review
    12 years ago
    This club was NICE!!! The...
    This club was NICE!!! The dancers in there really know how to shake what they have! THey're sexy and volumptuous. If you're into skinny girls or white girls, don't visit this...
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
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