The House Reviews

I am not familiar with all the clubs in the DMV (DC Maryland Virginia), but AFAIK this is the only black in the city. I went to this club after a midnight visit to some...

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This was my third visit to the House. Please see my other reviews to get a feel for the place. I arrived around 9pm. Girls were dancing on each stage, but there were not...

My girl and I go to strip clubs all the time. This is our go to spot! Drinks and cover is what should be expected. $20 to get in. Think Henny and coke was...

This was my second visit to The House. See my review from my visit in 2017 too. I arrived around 8. To my surprise, I was the only guy in the club! Another guy...

The House is a fun club in DC standards. There are no lap dances allowed in DC, but there is full nudity unlike Virginia. As soon as you enter, you pay $20 cover and...

I went to the House around 7 pm a couple of Fridays ago. It was early and the place was pretty quiet. There was a guy on one of the couches spending...

First learned about House from a buddy who lived in the city and took me by there. I have mixed feelings about the place because i like to go to SCs where i get...

One of my favorite places to go - The House. Haven’t been back in a while since I travel a bit and I ALWAYS spend more than I planned for, but this place is...

On my recent tour of D.C. clubs this one held the most promise. A bit farther out, in fact I took a $12 taxi ride to get here, but the promise of some...

I would recommend this place to anyone. the dancers are a mix, but a lot of them look pretty good, a few very attractive ladies. if you're an assman, this place is definitely for...

Went to the house on a Saturday with about 4 friends to celebrate Landing a new job. Did not expect much , knowing how dc clubs are.. i was pleasantly surprised. Saturday nights...

Went to the Club for the first time after reading the various reviews. For a DC club, this was a pleasant surprise. As others have stated, it is a very nice room. The cover...

I arrived at The House at 6 pm on a Friday afternoon for "Happy Hour". The first issue is parking. I was LUCKY to find an open spot a block and a...

Nice club. Mostly black dancers, mostly curves to thick. Ass everywhere. I saw one white and one Latina dancer, both thick. This is a great place if you like tipping at the rail, because...

I came here on a Wednesday a few weeks ago. It was $10 to enter and the do a mandatory pat down. I grabbed a Heniken and had a seat. It was only 9pm...

The place is up on Georgia Ave in a notoriously rougher part of DC. I came back to see that the neighborhood is actually a lot more well lit and seemingly safer to come...

I stopped last week in the evening. The cover was $25 but it was three dollar Thursday, which is a pretty good deal if you are there to drink liquor as all drinks are...

First time here in a year, see my August 2016 review. Not much has changed. $20 weekend night cover, $10 cover during the week. A beer costs about $7, a long island iced tea...

I was in town on business last week, and so decided to stop by the famous House (formerly the Penthouse, DC's only family-owned strip club) after being away for a number of years. It...

I made a horrible mistake. Okay, so I was determined to check this place out on a Friday night. I had read prior reviews from other users on this site that peeked my interest....

After checking out fuego(waste of time)decided to stop by the house and see what was going on. Against my better judgement I went in. Entry fee was 20.00 and as soon as I got...

In summary, The House is a fun nude D.C. strip club, featuring reasonable prices, an excellent club setup, a nice mix of dancers (most are AA) and a masterful DJ. Entry fee was $20...

Well, The stars finally aligned for me to be able to hit up the "famous" or "infamous" House. I've heard about this club and have been trying for years to get out here. I...

So with the shortage of good clubs in the area I decided to check this place out. The area wasn't bad in my opinion. There was on street parking in the area. The parking...