Need Advice :Mens Health as we age

You sharted?

You should wear an anal plug. Just stay plugged as much as you can to help prevent any leakage. Also thrust the plug in and out often to exercise the muscles in that area, or just have a dancer bang you with a strapon or play with the plug

🔺 I hope your wearing black under wear, or black fitness shorts to hide/blend any crud.

I wear black fitness shorts for underwear, they be lighter & smoother, they don't show any crud!

If you're serious, go see a gastroenterologist. If you're not, follow the advice of the guys above!

Butt plug?

Bagels or other white bread to absorb the crap

DON:T EAT AT CHEAP MEXICAN PLACES LIKE TB

I would definitely go to a medical professional so you can be looked at.

you need a diaper. Even a plug is going to leak.

IBS sucks.

and you may as well get a emergency response device for around your neck." I have fallen and I can't get up"

My first guess would be dietary; you might need to get a lot more fiber in your diet (maybe even some Metamusel) and avoid highly processed meats. But that's just a guess. Do what the serious posters are saying -- go see a doctor.

Seriously and honestly,,, stop putting things up your ass as you have discussed at length on here.

Honestly I swear the average iq of tuscl members has plummeted in the past 5-10 years

There is only one answer, go to a gastroenterologist. Here's a story for you. When I was 36 I went to the Red Cross to donate blood. They first tested my blood's iron level, said it was too low and that I should go to my doctor (you do have a doctor I hope). I went to the doctor and after having a colonoscopy was told that I had colon cancer. I had surgery, no chemo needed because it was stage one, and 40 years later I'm doing great. If hadn't gone to the doctor I'd have died years ago. Clearly something is wrong with your body that needs to be diagnosed before it develops into a more serious problem. For your well being get on the phone today and make an appointment.

Aren't you the one who, just last week, talked about getting a toy shoved up your ass while getting blown? You might want to slow down with that.

Get a prescription strength hemorrhoid cream.

PrepH suppositories are great, they help you shit better. You hardly need to wipe. I've just stuck some toilet paper between the cheeks. I figure it's part of getting old, I'm nearly 80. It's nothing to joke about.

This sucks.

Maybe you should be shoving things up your ass

You likely have age-related weakening of the anal sphincter. The solution is to do sphincter exercises for a few minutes each day to restrengthen it. It's almost like Kegel exercises (contract, hold, then release) but for the anus.

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^ Your last sentence explains everything LMAO!

@baristafan let guys cum in your ass before bed. It helps with healing and repair of the soft tissues and mucus membranes. Havent you thought how women are able to heal so fast after giving birth

I sharted today at the World Cup. .

Took a lime scooter home.

Still no doctor?

When my dad was about three years into his dementia, he started losing control of his bowels. Had to go around the house daily to clean up after him. And there were times I had to clean him -- yeah, you haven't lived until you've cleaned shit off an 86-year-old man.

Get to a doctor already, okay?

@baristafan mi friend you can pay a dancer to eat your ass

Obviously see a doctor. If all checks out, invest in a Bidet that attaches to your crapper. Decent ones are about $150 and easy to install. Expensive ones require electrical connection via GFI but stop short of powdering and blow drying your ass. A side benefit is that you’ll hardly buy toilet paper again.

You can sell your shit for research studies mi friend. Just collect it and bag it so you can sell it.