I have TWO resolutions for the new year!
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Stop making so many bad puns
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1920 x 1080
Well, shit...resolution #1 is already toast. 😁
6 mos ago · 1 min read
I have TWO resolutions for the new year!
Stop making so many bad puns
1920 x 1080
Well, shit...resolution #1 is already toast. 😁
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That isn’t a bad pun ClubFan81077. It is officially lion approved. Not sayin’ you won’t break the resolution soon…just saying you’re still goin’ strong. ROAR!!!
What the hell is 1920 x 1080
okay, that made me chuckle a little
@rickthelion @gammanu95 I apologize in advance for any and all lame puns that might be forthcoming in 2026!
@sfrsox 1920 x 1080 is a reference to the resolution of some displays in the computer and television world...
I must get back into a gangbang or orgy! Too much time has passed since I last enjoyed the sensation and animalistic nature of either
My new year's resolution is to limit my strip club visits in 2026 to around twenty. I want to save more money for my impending retirement. This will involve me skipping a trip to the strip clubs on some weekends and engaging in other cheaper hobbies. I like taking a walk in the park, buying a cup of coffee in a coffee shop and relaxing or staying at home and listening to music, reading a good book or watching a movie. I just watched an old forties movie, Cluny Brown, that had a young and very pretty Jennifer Jones in it.
I will not break any resolution this year!
Therefore, I will make none! 😜😂
For anyone trying to swear off, this may help: en.wikipedia.org
Ideally more nipples and pussy in 2026
My last New Year's resolution was about 15-20 years ago. It was to stop making New Year's resolutions. One of the few I've ever kept.
Hit up the clubs more :p
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