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Do you have any new year's resolutions???

Jan 3, 2026, 9:56 AM
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ClubFan81077
Striving for mediocrity in everything that I do.

I have TWO resolutions for the new year!

  1. Stop making so many bad puns

  2. 1920 x 1080

Well, shit...resolution #1 is already toast. 😁

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rickthelion

That isn’t a bad pun ClubFan81077. It is officially lion approved. Not sayin’ you won’t break the resolution soon…just saying you’re still goin’ strong. ROAR!!!

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sfrsox

What the hell is 1920 x 1080

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gammanu95

okay, that made me chuckle a little

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ClubFan81077

@rickthelion @gammanu95 I apologize in advance for any and all lame puns that might be forthcoming in 2026!

@sfrsox 1920 x 1080 is a reference to the resolution of some displays in the computer and television world...

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morone99

I must get back into a gangbang or orgy! Too much time has passed since I last enjoyed the sensation and animalistic nature of either

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docsavage

My new year's resolution is to limit my strip club visits in 2026 to around twenty. I want to save more money for my impending retirement. This will involve me skipping a trip to the strip clubs on some weekends and engaging in other cheaper hobbies. I like taking a walk in the park, buying a cup of coffee in a coffee shop and relaxing or staying at home and listening to music, reading a good book or watching a movie. I just watched an old forties movie, Cluny Brown, that had a young and very pretty Jennifer Jones in it.

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ATACdawg
  1. I will not break any resolution this year!

  2. Therefore, I will make none! 😜😂

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ilbbaicnl
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sfrsox

Ideally more nipples and pussy in 2026

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georgmicrodong

My last New Year's resolution was about 15-20 years ago. It was to stop making New Year's resolutions. One of the few I've ever kept.

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TherealBudBundy

Hit up the clubs more :p

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