Advertisement
forums

>

Front Room
2 months ago

Do you have any new year's resolutions???

I have TWO resolutions for the new year!

  1. Stop making so many bad puns

  2. 1920 x 1080

Well, shit...resolution #1 is already toast. 😁

comments (11)

Jump to latest
Avatar for rickthelion
rickthelion
•

That isn’t a bad pun ClubFan81077. It is officially lion approved. Not sayin’ you won’t break the resolution soon…just saying you’re still goin’ strong. ROAR!!!

Avatar for sfrsox
sfrsox
•

What the hell is 1920 x 1080

Avatar for TheOne&Only
TheOne&Only
•

okay, that made me chuckle a little

Avatar for ClubFan81077
ClubFan81077
•

@rickthelion @gammanu95 I apologize in advance for any and all lame puns that might be forthcoming in 2026!

@sfrsox 1920 x 1080 is a reference to the resolution of some displays in the computer and television world...

Avatar for morone99
morone99
•

I must get back into a gangbang or orgy! Too much time has passed since I last enjoyed the sensation and animalistic nature of either

Avatar for docsavage
docsavage
•

My new year's resolution is to limit my strip club visits in 2026 to around twenty. I want to save more money for my impending retirement. This will involve me skipping a trip to the strip clubs on some weekends and engaging in other cheaper hobbies. I like taking a walk in the park, buying a cup of coffee in a coffee shop and relaxing or staying at home and listening to music, reading a good book or watching a movie. I just watched an old forties movie, Cluny Brown, that had a young and very pretty Jennifer Jones in it.

Avatar for ATACdawg
ATACdawg
•
  1. I will not break any resolution this year!

  2. Therefore, I will make none! 😜😂

Avatar for ilbbaicnl
ilbbaicnl
•
Avatar for sfrsox
sfrsox
•

Ideally more nipples and pussy in 2026

Avatar for georgmicrodong
georgmicrodong
•

My last New Year's resolution was about 15-20 years ago. It was to stop making New Year's resolutions. One of the few I've ever kept.

Avatar for TherealBudBundy
TherealBudBundy
•

Hit up the clubs more :p

Advertisement