Where I'm at right now, the sun is shining, classic rock is playing in the background, and I'm about halfway through a snack of a really tasty blueberry muffin. I'm also looking forward to a late dinner with an incredibly beautiful dancer friend of mine...
The only thing weighing heavily on my mind right now is this--will a second blueberry muffin spoil my dinner??? 😜


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Always room for 1 more of THOSE.
It is nice sometimes to just ignore what is going on in the world and enjoy the little pleasures in life like a blueberry muffin or spending time with a pretty stripper. I relaxed and drank coffee at a coffee shop today and had a baked chicken and squash for dinner. I plan to drive to a nearby strip club later tonight.
Did you cross-post this to r/crocheting? We all have to do our part to maintain the perv vibe of TUSCL.
@mogul1985 I threw caution to the wind and had that second muffin. YOLO...right? :)
@docsavage wrote "It is nice sometimes to just ignore what is going on in the world and enjoy the little pleasures in life..."
Yes sir! That's why I posted in the political forum... :)
@ilbbaicnl This is a tight-knit community...
"blueberry muffin" appears 16 times in the Epstein Files.
^ Was about Trump eating them? I would have thought it would be McDonalds.
My bad, BIG APOLOGIES for allowing ilbbaicnl to get me on a fun post!
Was that beautiful stripper friend of yours your third muffin?
@PhantomGeek Everything after the second muffin is redacted... 😁
too many muffin tops in SC's nowadays. Eat a salad, ladies.
Hard to get the junk in the trunk without a little jiggle in the middle.
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