She gained so much weight
A few years back, I had a favorite who had a rocking body. She had just the right soft curves in all the right places and otherwise was slim. Her body somehow signaled "hot" and "comfort fuck" all at the same time, which is incredibly rare IMO. After weeks of casual pursuit, I finally got her OTC, but soon after she disappeared from the scene.
Fast forward 3 years and she has now returned to the club, except that there is a lot more of her now. So much so that I didn't recognize her at first when she came over to me a the bar. So much so that her small perfectly shaped boobs are now jugs. I just can't find the same attraction to her as I had a few years back.
I genuinely feel bad about that as she is a legit good egg, which is why I kept visiting her for weeks back then, even with no certainty of ever landing her OTC. During those visits I got to know a lot about her life. There was never anything polished about her hustle and there still isn't - she's still a sweet girl.
Apparently she blew up after finally kicking a coke habit. This makes me feel even worse as I'm genuinely happy that she got to a better place, but the hound in me very much misses her old body.
During my last visit she sent me veiled signals that she'd be open to another OTC adventure. I tapdanced around it, but she has to suspect that her weight gain is the cause of my lowered interest. With most strippers I wouldn't feel remotely bad about that - it's not my fault if they can't put down the Twinkies. But I genuinely like this girl, so I'm a bit more sympathetic than normal.
Ugh.
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last commentrick my brother, what you are experiencing is something this rick calls “rickbrain”.
As you know, we members of the council of ricks are far more sophisticated than normies. We are sophisticated enough to admit that it is okay to be a lil’ bit of an asshole…but you should always refrain from being 100% a dick.
I mean really, there are only a few people attracted to the obese, and we both know those weirdo chubby chasers have their own problems. So it is perfectly natural to be unable to be as attracted to the chubbster girl.
But you are sophisticated enough to be happy for her kicking her coke habit. It’s not like you’re saying “I wish she would get hooked on coke and lose the pounds”. And why aren’t you saying that? Because you’re not 100% a dick!
You have learned well rickthegrasshopper. ROAR!!!
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I blame rickthecheesestick for this weight gain.
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Yeah, I've had the same thing happen a few times, sometimes for similar reasons, sometimes for having a baby. Since I'm not exactly Slender Man myself, I usually reflect on what the experience was previously, and go from there. As long as they're not bigger than me now, and the experience is the same, I'll roll with it.
My ATF gained weight after she stopped dancing and had two more kids, but it didn't change who she was, nor did it change her enthusiasm.
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I saw that with a notorious extras girl in Fort Myers. She was Cuban, of course, and very handsy. She was known for being a wildcat, I'd even heard of her squirting breast milk at guys during one of her pregnancies. She also led the Cuban Stripper Mafia with an iron fist. Even as a customer, guys tried to stay on her good side.
For the first couple of years, she was much as Rick described: fit, thicc in just the right places, and so fucking sexy. Her face was her most amazing feature. Every time I saw her face, she was more beautiful and more exotic than I remembered. Until she wasn't. Her waist started expanding. She started talking about a 14-day cruise she was planning with her mom. She came back having taken full advantage of the onboard buffet. Her cheeks were getting chubby, her belly had developed an overhang. Then the binge drinking started and her behavior became out of control as had her weight. Several customers, myself included, cut her off and refused to engage with her at all. Eventually, and fairly recently, management fired her and several of her clique for their behavioral problems. A couple of her clique were pretty hot, but really troublesome binge drinkers like her. Unlike Rick, her abusive and obnoxious behavior has wiped out any iota of sympathy I might once have felt. I do miss one girl that got fired with: Selene. That Cuban was practically a 10.
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Rick, do you realize that not everyone can be as svelt as us top tier customers?
Bacon!
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===> "You have learned well rickthegrasshopper. ROAR!!!"
@rickthelion: Who's teaching who exactly? 😉
But the rest was very well put rickthepadawanlion. Very good. 🌌🧙♂️
If one wishes to last long enough to play with generations of strippers over many years, one must have at least a little asshole in him to retain control of his experiences and navigate the hustles and various other pitfalls. But there's no reason to be 100% dick.
The sad reality though is that my fellow hairy apes often lack the emotional control to calibrate their responses. But of course they aren't like us ricks, so maybe they can be forgiven. 😆
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@GMD: I hear all that, but I can't get past my natural resistance at the thought of paying her what I used to for sex. I'm not saying I wouldn't throw one in her for free - she still has some attractive qualities. But I just can't wrap my arms around paying a large sum of money for that when it can be going to something much sexier.
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Its a tRick hoe relationship. Youre not obligated to do anything if you dont think shes worth the money.
Id just ignore her
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be on a lookout for a coke dealer for you to introduce her to. 6 months from now she'll be like just as good as before .
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