She gained so much weight

rick my brother, what you are experiencing is something this rick calls “rickbrain”.

As you know, we members of the council of ricks are far more sophisticated than normies. We are sophisticated enough to admit that it is okay to be a lil’ bit of an asshole…but you should always refrain from being 100% a dick.

I mean really, there are only a few people attracted to the obese, and we both know those weirdo chubby chasers have their own problems. So it is perfectly natural to be unable to be as attracted to the chubbster girl.

But you are sophisticated enough to be happy for her kicking her coke habit. It’s not like you’re saying “I wish she would get hooked on coke and lose the pounds”. And why aren’t you saying that? Because you’re not 100% a dick!

You have learned well rickthegrasshopper. ROAR!!!

I blame rickthecheesestick for this weight gain.

Yeah, I've had the same thing happen a few times, sometimes for similar reasons, sometimes for having a baby. Since I'm not exactly Slender Man myself, I usually reflect on what the experience was previously, and go from there. As long as they're not bigger than me now, and the experience is the same, I'll roll with it.

My ATF gained weight after she stopped dancing and had two more kids, but it didn't change who she was, nor did it change her enthusiasm.

I saw that with a notorious extras girl in Fort Myers. She was Cuban, of course, and very handsy. She was known for being a wildcat, I'd even heard of her squirting breast milk at guys during one of her pregnancies. She also led the Cuban Stripper Mafia with an iron fist. Even as a customer, guys tried to stay on her good side.

For the first couple of years, she was much as Rick described: fit, thicc in just the right places, and so fucking sexy. Her face was her most amazing feature. Every time I saw her face, she was more beautiful and more exotic than I remembered. Until she wasn't. Her waist started expanding. She started talking about a 14-day cruise she was planning with her mom. She came back having taken full advantage of the onboard buffet. Her cheeks were getting chubby, her belly had developed an overhang. Then the binge drinking started and her behavior became out of control as had her weight. Several customers, myself included, cut her off and refused to engage with her at all. Eventually, and fairly recently, management fired her and several of her clique for their behavioral problems. A couple of her clique were pretty hot, but really troublesome binge drinkers like her. Unlike Rick, her abusive and obnoxious behavior has wiped out any iota of sympathy I might once have felt. I do miss one girl that got fired with: Selene. That Cuban was practically a 10.

Rick, do you realize that not everyone can be as svelt as us top tier customers?

Bacon!

===> "You have learned well rickthegrasshopper. ROAR!!!"

@rickthelion: Who's teaching who exactly? 😉

But the rest was very well put rickthepadawanlion. Very good. 🌌🧙‍♂️

If one wishes to last long enough to play with generations of strippers over many years, one must have at least a little asshole in him to retain control of his experiences and navigate the hustles and various other pitfalls. But there's no reason to be 100% dick.

The sad reality though is that my fellow hairy apes often lack the emotional control to calibrate their responses. But of course they aren't like us ricks, so maybe they can be forgiven. 😆

@GMD: I hear all that, but I can't get past my natural resistance at the thought of paying her what I used to for sex. I'm not saying I wouldn't throw one in her for free - she still has some attractive qualities. But I just can't wrap my arms around paying a large sum of money for that when it can be going to something much sexier.

be on a lookout for a coke dealer for you to introduce her to. 6 months from now she'll be like just as good as before .

"I tapdanced around it," "I'm not saying I wouldn't throw one in her for free"

Was going to suggest just this. You should not have tapdanced around it. No need to openly mention her weight, but I'd tell her that it's good to reconnect with her, and I'll do a favor by letting her practice sucking dick if she asks nicely, but no practice fucking until she earns it. It will be seen as outlandish, asshole-ish, and arrogant to both women and weak males who have no idea wtf is going on. You can't say it like a joke. You have to really mean it. That would be the hard part for most guys because they chase after pussy and treat it like it's special. You said you liked her. If you really believe that you're truly doing her a favor, it's 10x more likely to result in a good nut than if you do what most dudes do, which is one of any usual bitch ass behaviors like slinging compliments, small talk about life, buying shit for her, etc., all in the name of getting pussy.

The easiest pussy is the pussy you don't need, or the pussy you don't even want. Act accordingly and you can have a regular fuck buddy who you can call any time you want and say no when you don't feel like it.

@rick, I can see that. I try not to be a hypocrite about criticizing other people about their weight though. I am NOT a skinny dude.

I've experienced this twice during my tuscl membership. In the 1st case, dancer quit smoking and put on 20 - 30 lbs within a short period of times. I still got dances with her, but with a less frequently. Demoted from starter to reserve.

In the last case, dancer left club when she got knocked up. After ~ 3 yr. absence, came back 50 to 60 lbs heavier. She'd had 2 kids in the interim. I couldn't bring myself to buy dances from her. Her return was short lived.

@GMD: Sorry to say, but I really don't get the hypocrisy angle. Are you saying that you also go to the club looking to get paid to remove your clothes and dance on stage?

We each have our respective roles. They're supposed to look sexy and we're supposed to have the money to pay them. When either side doesn't live up to their part of the bargain, the other will inevitably be critical.

Imagine the reaction of the the most broke ass stripper in almost any club if I told her that I was broke too. She would likely be highly critical of me and there is no hypocrisy in that either.

^ excellent point

@rick: "Sorry to say, but I really don't get the hypocrisy angle."

I'm fat. I'm not going to rag on other people who have gained weight. As long as they remain a decent person.

@GMD: If you wish to patronize fat strippers with sparkling personalities then all power to you. I will never criticize how another grown man spends his own money. 😉

But watching this formerly hot ass girl lifting up a ham hock in the air during her stage routine, which used to be a sexy leg, was a turnoff for me. As were the blown up ass, big belly and jugs that used to be perfect tits. I don't mean to be cruel, but it's her job to to look sexy, not mine. If I met her in the local pharmacy then I'd agree 100% with your hypocrisy perspective, but not in a strip club.

dugan my brother, lemme ricksplain something to @georgmicrodong, aka georgie lil dick.

Imagine that you’re a basketball coach. Let’s say you’re coaching the current champs, because this rick has a soft spot for that team despite their weird appropriation of rickthegator’s culture (gator culture, not rick culture).

Anyhoo, my rickish point is that you want to get the best frickin’ players that win the frickin’ basketball games. You identify a high school student that seems promising. Nice kid. But then you lose track for a bit because his mother wants him to go to Villanova. When you reconnect you discover that he’s eaten a whole frickin’ Twinkie factory. Do you recruit?

You still think he’s a nice kid. Maybe you offer to hang and spend some time. Maybe you offer to make him and his mother some delicious wildebeest tacos. But you wouldn’t put the chubbster on the the team because he ain’t gonna win games.

Now do you understand? ROAR!!!

Dugan “ I will never criticize how another grown man spends his own money. 😉

Not sure if this can be called gas lighting or you’re just full of shit. Either way, narcissism is a reoccurring theme when it comes to hard core mongers. Rick has always been the most critical member of how others spend their money in this hobby, but you do you.

^ Mate, my posts are all on here, so I'm open kimono. Feel free to post a link to a single comment I've made telling someone that he was wasting his money or otherwise criticizing how he spent it.

Can’t believe you’re actually attempting to deny this. Why waste time sifting through volumes of grifting cantankerous rhetoric when I’d rather wait for an epically predictable self agrandizing comment to be written?

Fat chicks are like mopeds, fun to ride but you don’t wanna be caught on one.

^ Mate, you can't back it up because it didn't happen. Next time be sure before you open that goofy hole under your nose to direct accusations at another.

Now do I use this place as a locker room to brag? Sure. Am I also the first to criticize myself when I do something foolish? Yes siree, because I find that entertaining too. But none of this is the same as criticizing how others spend their money.

The only mild exception to this is to question whether a guy who admittedly goes into a club with extremely light pockets might find better uses for his few extra shekels elsewhere. I'm sure that there are a few of those rattling around. But if GMD likes chubby girls and wants to spend hundreds to fuck them then consider my the first in line to waive my pom poms in encouragement.

The dugan said => But if GMD likes chubby girls and wants to spend hundreds to fuck them then consider my the first in line to waive my pom poms in encouragement.

So, does this mean that Georgie lil dick is going to fund an all chubbster cheerleader troop? Perhaps there is a market in oversized bouncing boobs and enormous tree trunk legs. Kinda bizarro goofy but maybe there is an audience for that shit. ROAR!!!

Some guys spend their money on alimony and child support, while other married guys choose to stay successfully married. Each has its own advantages.

Rick is so full of Jack he pushes out the memory he stokes criticizing others how they spend their money. I’d say LDK is the easiest one that comes to mind. Some guys aren’t interested in fs other than with their wife, but that of course is subject to judgement, too.

Mate, you're confusing my jokes about premature ejaculators with the money element. Heck, if I had that condition myself, I might have a very different view of the value of LDs too. 😉

I challenge you to find a single thread where I told premature ejaculators that they were wasting their money by buying LDs.

Another dumbass thread about to die without remission….

^ Says the ass clown who decided to start spouting non-sensical snark.

lol, gaslight much? Must be the constant alcoholic fog conjuring up your sense of reality. C’mon, be better than that. Be Rickish, which means you’re not 100% a dick, just 100% asshole.

Rick, firstly, your name is actually Rick? Secondly, you mentioned not wanting to pay her the same amount you used to, for sex… you dont have to. If shes gained double the weight, you can simply pay her half of the rate you used to pay.

Also @rickdugan im very interested in your comment “After weeks of casual pursuit, I finally got her OTC”

What kind of time/monetary investment was needed for the weeks of casual pursuit? If a dancer doesnt show openness to an OTC encounter, or particular extras ITC after the second time ive met her, i will completely ignore her in future visits. Ive already seen all there is to see in a lapdance, so there is no further excitement in getting more dances. Is this a thing, some dancers wont do OTC unless youve seen them many times over several weeks? That means you are investing a huge amount of time and money just on the possibility of the dancer being open to OTC? Money that could be used on other dancers, other otc opportunities, or escorts

my other concern. If a dancer is stiff with extras/OTC, to where she wasnt open to OTC initially, but became open to it after i saw her for weeks. My concern would be that she may be a scammer, or that the OTC will be very restrictive and strict.

@Mate: I missed this before. Did I just see a grown ass man actually use the term "gaslight" in discussing interactions with anothr man? Do you feel like a victim troll Mate? 😆

The Council of Ricks has decreed that your man card is permanently revoked. Not that it was likely doing you much good anyway, lol, but even still. 😉

This is how we know you’re gay, because of your toxic femininity. Words really bother you. Maybe you need a hug from your mommy?

^ Now you're just making no sense. Even by the very low standards we hold loser trolls to, that was weak apple sauce. 😏

Man the quality of the trolling on TUSCL has really gone downhill over the years, especially recently. Even the lion Rick posts have taken on a bitter edge. It feels like someone is really having trouble holding it together. Just sayin. 😔

Classic wussy boy response…..Slam dunked that faggit Rickyboy!