If you were a...?????
DickJohnson
Illinois
If you were a stripper what kind would you be? I would be the type that gave great stage shows because I liked to be well prepared. I would also give great lapdances too cuz i would care about ccustomer satisfaction. I would definitely not give any xtras tho, cuz i'm not that kind of girl. I would also demand respect from the customers and have lots of regulars.
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As far as what kind of a stripper I would be if I WAS one, I am sure I would be a failure. Assuming I had the proper sex, face, and figure, my downfall would be my nit-picky and irritable manner. My potential customers would get pissed off at me and ignore me. I would quit after a few days and go back to may day job. I have nothing but admiration for the many females, young, old, thin, chubby (but not fat) who put up with their lousy bosses/DJs/bouncers/peers, make guys happy, and make a decent living in the process.
Some of us have things we absolutely hate about our job. I landed my first post military job by going out in shirt and tie in 100 degree heat to pull an acre of weeds (it was a test). You will do whatever you have to to pay the bills. You may or may not do drugs to numb yourself, but you still numb yourself. As a Marine I had to numb myself to certain aspects of my job. Ever wonder why combat vets go a little cuckoo? Some strippers also go a little cuckoo.
I must say that I can't see this from the XX chromosome side. So if I were a stripper...I'd be the most requested stripper in da club 'cuz I'd be throwin down with every stiff dick in da place.
I'd first train in karate till I got myself one of dem black belts and then I'd take every customer home and sex 'em up till they passed out.(if I'm a women I might as well be my fantasy women)
If they went just a bit psycho on me or tried to get rough I'd just go Angelina on their bitch ass.
Either way I'd get their dough.
Expect anger at me for posting this, then gushing over what a wonderful human being she is. Lots of hearts and flowers shit.
As for the drug debate, I know some do and some don't, but no one ever said anything about alcohol consumption. At the two clubs I visit most, I would have to say at least 3/4 of the dancers can be seen with a can of beer in hand most of the time. I've met several dancers with a DUI, which was probably gotten when they left work to go home. I know one who never drinks, and she is often the one responsible for giving a number of the other dancers a ride home.
Yes, but in his blog I think there were a bunch of others.
***In his eyes if something was her experience than it MUST be true of all strippers.***
That is like the scrape of finger nails on a chalkboard. It is like he can only see one side of an issue and therefore it MUST be true.
I'd be surprised if *addiction* was even as high as 10%. Now, *abuse*----governments' definition e.g. a single joint or pill---might be higher than 99%. :)