Drought coming?

I highly doubt we lose the dollar bill. Is there any evidence to suggest we are running out of the special paper composition used to make money.

To be honest, electronic payments have saved money. The penny needs to go because the cost of printing them has superseded value for at least 3 decades.

I like the fact that Waffle House includes tax in it's prices. No need for pennies.

The $1 bill needs to stay: strip clubs!

Our way of life depends on the $1 bill.

Looks like we’re going to need to make it hail. The act of throwing coins in the air.

This rick is definitely okay with abolishing the penny. Yes, it will only save a trivial amount of money, but putting politics aside I’d like to point out that throwing pennies at dancers is just low class.

At least the frickin’ Canadians are limited to tossin’ loonies and toonies. And they’re too frickin’ polite to do that! The reality is that you damn dirty American apes love your paper $1 notes. Has there been a successful $1 coin in America? This rick doesn’t think so! So don’t stress.

Hopefully this sensible take - a ricktake, if you will, will head off the weirdos that want to write a 20-page essay about how the Trump is playing 27-dimensional chess by eliminating the frickin’ penny.

I mean really, if you saw a penny on the ground would you bother bending down to pick it up? I don’t think so! Only Skifredo would be dumb enough to do that, and he’s all hopped up from drinkin’ Strawberry Yoo-hoo, lookin’ at porn he found using bing, and jackin’ off while Grand Funk Railroad plays. ‘Nuff said. ROAR!!!

^ hey I like Grand Funk Railroad

I like GFR and I pick up pennies.

^
Do either of you search for porn using bing, chug some Strawberry Yoo-hoo, and then proceed to jack it while “We’re an American Band” plays?

This rick hopes that isn’t the case, because I can’t help you if it is. ROAR!!!

^ I listen to T.N.U.C. On the Closer to Home album, usually sipping Macalan or Jonny Black on Ice.
That’s some good driving music lion buddy

True fact: A hundred years ago, the US had a dollar coin made of pure silver that was large and heavy.

https://www.moneymetals.com/pe…


Now the talk is getting rid of all cash, like Sweden or someplace. The real reason for this would be so there could be no income tax evasion.

On a lighter note, my friend worked at a bank, and they did not like handling the stacks of ones the strip club folks would come in with on Mondays!

A sign of rare competence in club management is that the strippers can easily exchange singles for twenties or benjies right at the club. Which means the club has plenty of singles to make change for PLs.

Inflation.... The $5 is the new $1. Even homeless people ask for $5s and up now.

Stage tipping sucks in Canada! God damn Loonie ($1) and Toonie ($2) coins and no dollar bills.

I throw fives on the stage. Ones if its just a pity tip

@rtl if four young chiquitas from Omaha don't appeal to you, it's time to talk to your doctor about Lionosterone. The proper way to consume Strawberry Yoo-hoo is to take in a mouthful, then blow it out through your nostrils while listening to We're An American Band turned up to 11.

Canadian strippers get such a charge out of it when you've got US singles. Maybe the US Treasury will make a special bill worth $1.25 for tipping Canadian strippers.

I just find stage tipping pretty useless. Maybe I'll go up to get one girl's attention, give her $5-10 in singles, and tell her to come find me afterwards because there's plenty more where that came from.

@Icey - homeless people asking for fivers, there's a reason they say "beggars can't be choosers." I just don't pull out my wallet around strangers, period.

Pussytat maybe its geographical but out here it doesn't feel safe taking money out anywhere. I recently had a homeless guy ask for a $20.

One thing Im seeing a lot more of that I like is women watching your grocery cart. Flirt more based on what you buy. Like affording groceries is a flex now

@Icey - I've never been robbed, but lived in rough parts of enough cities that I don't even use ATMs that aren't indoors. I don't pull out my wallet anywhere (except the club) with anyone within 10 feet of me.