Traffic stopper??

I'm glad I am old and losing interest.

South Beach?

Smash. Right their in front of everyone in the middle of the street.

Thirsty girl. I'm actually turned off by it.

Yeah... what is she drinking?

thirsty An adjective used in describing a person deliberately fishing for compliments, attention, etc.

Thirsty

1. Too eager to get something (especially play)
2. Desperate

thirsty girl A girl who desperately craves the touch and attention of a man

Did all that drinking cause her breasts to swell up?

I'd like to check her out... closely.

The dumb shit people do to build a fan base on social media and get likes may be the most voluntary degrading human behavior seen in history. It’s the prevalence, popularity and lack of awareness of how ridiculous such behavior is that makes it astounding and embarrassing.

But, yes, smash of course. lol

Despite not finding her fake boobs appealing