Tree skiing is better than sex

Wrong link. Yo lo siento mucho.

^ if skiing is that good, you’re doing sex wrong 😑

So basically, you're saying that abject terror is important to both tree skiing and sex??🤔😆

^ LOL😂

Wow, no wonder you’ve earned that name SkiDumb. The evidence is clear.

I read a funny article by some chick about her first time skiing - she said if I wants that sensation again she’ll ride her bike down hill in the winter with wet hair. She also wrote about falling and being sprawled out at the jumping off point at the top of the chair lift and all the snarky local-yokel attendant did was say, “Not a great place to stop.” I skied like a maniac when I was in my 20s - my ski bunny former girlfriend taught me - and I loved it. I’d probably break my neck now.

Gotta admit my favorite part of the ski trip was getting stoned and watching those movies with cool skiing clips with the mellow old dude narrating. Warren somebody I think.

^ Warren Miller. At the beginning he'd drive around the country and show the films in an auditorium on a projector. Something so sad and ao wrong about Mate.

25ape said => if skiing is that good, you’re doing sex wrong 😑

This rick says => are any of you damn dirty apes surprised that skifredo is doing sex incorrectly?

Well, no, but you can be sure it's lawful......😜

Ricks = aids infected homosexual bottom