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Broader definition of "faulty equipment".

So this relates to the earlier discussion of when are we too old to go to strip clubs. Some guys assume they will draw the line when they get erectile dysfunction. I am going to throw something else out there:

A casual friend of mine is quadriplegic from a broken neck in a collision. I learned from a mutual friend that he still hires a prostitute occasionally. (His wife bailed on him within a year or so of him being injured.) The mutual friend (female) was a little scandalized, and I am like What the Fuck? More power to him.

So he obviously has no feeling in his dick. I presume that means he can't get a hard on. Yet he still gets some satisfaction from being intimate with a woman. I don't know, maybe it realigns his brain if he can get a whiff of pussy once in a while. Or maybe he just wants to be alone with a woman.

What's my point? I'm not sure, other than this is a new perspective for me. Some of you guys explicitly state you do not want conversation with a dancer, you just want her to service you. Good, if that trips your trigger. I like conversation, as well as a little physical stimulation. I hope I never have to settle for what my friend has to settle for. My hat's off to his prostitute.

Chris Rock is the guy that said "Don't be the old guy at the club." I suspect he is going to be singing a different tune as it applies to himself within a few years.

One thing I know for sure: Once they throw the dirt on your face, your clubbing days are over. As long as they keep taking your money, there is no reason to quit before then.