Shortest Stripclub Stay . . .

I got woken up last night by my neighbor. He needed a flash light and pry bar and help unloading a junk vehicle. The trucker was trying to get an extra $10 complaining a few times that Tulahomma (sp), TN was long way away and that it was dangerous. Well, all it took was the $10 reference and I was thinking strip clubs. :)

I wanted to go to Angels, but had been earlier in the day and they got some problems including the owner wanting to slow the business. Even with that I didn't want to deal with NO parking so I went to The Trap-----I will never learn. :( It was just a little after midnight and surprisingly there were a lot of cars. Open the door and it is packed. A really good crowd. I start looking around for attractive women and it is ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly. If you like LARGE women (it is like they raided Angels' largest dancers), then this is your club. One of the dancers looked to be over 55 and in fact most 55 year old women look a lot better than her, imo. (she had worked at the club more than 20 years earlier--she refreshed my memory on an earlier visit). I watched almost one full song where a big lady was making her implants jump---left, right, left, right. I'd had enough. Best thing was that I didn't even spend $1, but did lose about 3 minutes in the club--a short stay, but too long at that.

I think the customers were happy so The Trap must be doing something right.

I was thinking about heading out to Black Gold (I haven't been since it was last a hetero club (gays were supposed to save the community financially and morally), but there are just too many police in that area and it was late. Maybe next time it will be Black Gold first----I don't expect much. Their prices were always very high and the club always empty on my visits years earlier.