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Maybe it's supposed to be absolution?

I'm not interested in solutions anyway. I'm all about problems lol.

This brings a smile to my face. When I was 16, the slutty daughter of the preacher in my home town paraphrased this Bible quote ("ask and the door shall be open unto you") as she slid her panties to the side. Hallelujah!

It goes to a completely different web site. biblegateway.com

Maybe the rev honey bastard has been consulting with founder on the redesign.

Founder's sense of humor?

Ask, Seek, Find... sounds appropriate

Why are you so surprised, this site is filled with very religious members. After all isn't the whole point of this site to help us find those pious dancers that will help us find God while avoiding those unholy jezebels that want to tempt us into carnal sins of the flesh?

Oh. I thought it was to help us call out to God while partaking in sins of the flesh? Had that all wrong. That's why I don't school much lol.

The quote the link lands on is “Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you.”

…so basically it’s an exhortation to “ask and you shall receive”. Which is highly appropriate in the context of strip clubs.

Jesus is just alright with me.