7-ups and lap dances; a haiku

They’re waiting for their whales to arrive.

Dancers Sometimes Like The VIP, Pole Dances Or Just Sitting With Their Clientele. I've Never Had A Issue Finding A Hot Strip Girl For Dances. I Guess Some Strip Club Girls Are Different Than Others.

Customers are too pervy
Most all want extras
So hot girls stick to the pole

Of course this depends on the club. I’d say a larger club that has several stages the dancers rotate through they can get a lot of stage tips, but that has to be combined with something - just what mate said, a small pool of whales or favorites dropping money. I’ve seen girls sit and wait all night for a whale to show up and blow off numerous customers while she waits. I’ve even had dancers leave my lapdance mid-dance because a bouncer came and got her because her “whale” arrived and was asking for her.

This reminds me of a situation I ran into. A few years ago I was in Vegas with a bunch of guys. We went to Sapphires one night, there were 12 guys in the group. We sat down, there were these two really hot dancers nearby and I told them please come over. They said “oh we only do VIP.” I said “okay thank you.” The next 2 hours we all bought each other lapdances and drinks, each of us spent a minimum of $200 each. Not big baller money by Vegas means at all but still $2,500 from a group of guys in 2 hours should be somewhat significant anywhere right?

Those two dancers that rejected us stood in the same spot for those 2 hours and never moved. When we got up and left I went over and said to them “we just spent over $2,500 and would have loved to get some lapdances from you, while you two stood in the same spot the entire time. May want to change your strategy.” No response and a confused look on their faces.


I get it, I’m in sales and and I ignore small customers everyday because I have to cater to big customers, but some days I find myself in a town with no big customers so I have to focus on several small customers because that’s all that is available.

Instructions necessary
Mongers can be dense
Point went right over his head

😂

Sad to see the hottest girls
Only on the stage
My lap is very lonely

Good stuff

I never see a Cuban get up on stage. It's "wanna dance" and 1 minute into the dance it is "VIP?"

The hottest girls in the club
Want VIP cash
Or to see it rain on stage

The cheap ass guys in the club
Just want to see cunt
And tip a dolla up close

The last time I was at Oz in Clearwater I walked in while a flawless 10 was on stage. As soon as i had a beer and seat I tippes her $10 singles at the tip rail, exchanged names, and got her to agree to.finding me for dance next. Then I learned that she was not taking off her tops or bottoms for the entire stage set, and went back a guy who she did not leave all night. Nobody tipped her twice after seeing it once.

Yesterday, at Vixens Fort Myers, I tipped one of the two hottest girls in the club. She was a spinner Latina with a excellent pole skills and an impressively hard little body. Just her voice and accent during small talk at the tip rail turned me on. Then she sat alone, in a booth, after kissing and thanking all us tippers after her set. She accepted no requests to join anyone at a table or go to the LD room. The other hottest girl in the club just floated from table to table, talking to other dancers and the customers they were sitting with. She never approached any customers who were alone (without a dancer). All of these girls were only making stage money, and I saw no one tip them a second time after getting shot down the first. None of these girls were new or shy, and the two Latinas were likely Cuban.

I want to have fun
But the girls remain aloof
Damn phone addiction

I've seen this scenario repeated many times in different clubs.

A stripper finishes her set, collects her stage tip money and immediately goes to the bar to sit with some local who didn't tip, didn't buy any dances and who left his bar seat only to take a piss. She stays with him until her next set and then returns when she is finished.

I keep wondering when is this guy going to drop some cash?

^ what make you think he’s not doing anything for her ?
This comes up every now and then, but you really have no idea what their relationship is.

What is she doing?
There is money to be made!
We will never know...

“ I keep wondering when is this guy going to drop some cash?”

So you were stalking her 100% of the time and are 100% certain he never handed or Zelled her any cash? If not, you have no idea what you are talking about

Tits and ass display
Hot girls make bank for nothing
Broke men leave horny

Ha ha - don’t try to figure them out. There’s a million reasons, legitimate and crazy, why they do what they do. They’re not working a civilian job for a reason.

Went in for blow job
Damn that body spoke to me
Used all three inputs

The wise men have spoken - read these statements again - they are so so true…

“I want to have fun
But the girls remain aloof
Damn phone addiction”


“What is she doing?
There is money to be made!
We will never know...”



“Ha ha - don’t try to figure them out. There’s a million reasons, legitimate and crazy, why they do what they do. They’re not working a civilian job for a reason.”

Haiku isn’t for me.
Lollipops the only thing i suck.
Fuck you, you cuck!

If you see them just hanging out with some dude that never tips or gets dances he’s their sugar daddy or drug dealer. In either case move along you are invisible.