This just in -- NJ is officially the horniest state

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njscfan
Ok, just when you thought NY's ex-governor Spitzer was the biggest horndog, it turns out that New Jersey's ex-governor had three way sex with a male aide AND HIS WIFE! That's right, the same wife who has been tsk-tsking in the media over the Spitzer affair and what dogs men are, apparently used to participate in 3 way sex orgies with her husband and another guy. Ahh, the hypocrisy is everywhere in this world, but my main point here is this proves once again that NJ is the most sex drenched state. The Empire State's gov had to pay $$$ to the Emperor Club to get his nut off, but the Garden State's gov got to tag team his wife with another guy. (Yes, yes, I know, McGreevy was actually gay all along and was doing it just so he could suck the other guy's cock. Still, when was the last time you talked your wife into 3 way sex of any variety?)

Not bad, if you ask me, for a State crammed with chemical factories. I think we New Jerseyeans are lucky we can even get erections with all the pollution, let alone have 3 way sex with our wives. Someone on another post dared to say "NJ sucks." Well maybe, but only in a good way. Hey, maybe we could put that on our license plates!

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harrydave
17 years ago
The state motto "The Garden State" became ridiculous years ago, as it is now has the highest population density in the country. So a new motto is in order:

The Anthill State?

BTW, I love the Jersey Shore, my GF is from NJ, and my brother lives there. But there is plenty not to like as well, including jug handle turns, and the sparkling cities of Newark, Trenton and Camden.
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MisterGuy
17 years ago
"when was the last time you talked your wife into 3 way sex of any variety?"

Well, not married here, but I've had 3-way (or more-way) sex (no dick sucking/fucking for me thanx) in several states...none of them NJ...lol...

The Garden State...yea, you guys are doing great at growing smokestacks down there...keep up the great work...as long as it all blows out to sea that is. I'll admit though that southern NJ is nice...it looks a lot like Cape Cod in spots IMO. Don't forget the "sparkling" cities of Paterson & New Brunswick too... ;)
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njscfan
17 years ago
That's great MisterGuy, how much did it run you? What do you mean you had three way "or" more way sex? You can't remember? Don't you keep track of how many hookers you hire at a time? Is this kind of like not being sure whether you did or did not drop a load in your drawers? Whatever . . .
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MisterGuy
17 years ago
No hookers were involved njscfan...lol...and loads were not dropped in any drawers...
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njscfan
17 years ago
Ah, yeah, right, a guy who can't make it in 20+ strip club trips (who in one of his most recent trips can't even get the strippers to talk to him) is having three way sex (or "more way" sex, we're not sure) in "several states."

Apart from being consistent (yesterday you weren't sure whether you ever came in your pants in a club, and admitted to wearing shorts for better action) you've gotta come up with a more credible story line. How about this?

You're a highly trained medical specialist (both your B.A. and M.D. from Harvard). You're traveling back to the States from a trip to Nepal, where you were climbing Everest, and also helping to run a charity clinic for the poor little Nepalese children. You have a layover in Paris, and so you head into a bar for a drink, where there just happens to be a high school girls lacrosse team. Fortunately your French is fluent. You order your martini, shaken not stirred, and . . .

See, that's much more believable than the BS in your last post.
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jester214
17 years ago
Ok kids lets all calm down... We're on a site for (mainly) men who frequent strip clubs I think we can all brag a little...
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arbeeguy
17 years ago
I think njscfan is onto something here, satire and all. I love (LOVE) it. But Jester214 does have a point - which is that let's talk about the horny New Jersey strip clubs, instead of (or at least in addition to) the horny New Jersey politicians and their "friends". Like, what is the horniest NJ strip clubs. This is actually a question njscfan asked (more or less) in his debut post and got some unkind responses (including from me -- I apologize, njscfan) - now that we all know njscfan is for real I think we ought to sit up and take notice to what he has to offer - such as a quick overview of the best of the best of the horny NJ strip clubs please.
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njscfan
17 years ago
No satire? Ok, Delilah's Den in South Amboy is the best, and I note it is not just my experience, other reviewers have said the same thing. The bottom line is they have a private room, and management takes a "hands off" position, so rent the room and go have sex. There is a group of clubs in North Jersey run by "Johnny A" (I think he has like six or so clubs), and of those Players is the best. The LD room is disgusting and there's little or no privacy, but it does not matter, there is always (at least every time I've been there) at least one Brazilian that will fuck you anyway. They literally will just pull the strap to their bottoms to one side, and ride on your dick. VIP in Orange also has a private VIP room, my only complaint being that it is too pricey. But you can have sex there, and management will leave you alone (it all comes down to management, in my opinion). That's where I've had the best luck in North/Central Jersey so far. There are a number of places in the Newark and Irvington area that are well reviewed, but I am unwilling to chance it because I am familiar with the area, and I think it is just too dangerous -- too dangerous at least for a guy in a suit. I've had my car broken into outside a strip club once on Route 46 and that is a very hard thing to explain to the wife. I would avoid Hott 22 in Union which is way overrated. In South Jersey, I will put in a plug for the Playhouse, where I got laid, although you have to watch out for those cameras. All satire aside, I think NJ is a very strange place. There are a ton of strip clubs here, but the quality really varies. Some people have suggested that mileage hounds like me are willing to go to places that are a little seedier. I cannot disagree with that assessment, and there are certainly some pretty seedy spots in the Garden State. Does that answer your inquiry?
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harrydave
17 years ago
The NJ quick overview seems on target to me. My recent experiences in Irvington suggest you want to be out of there by nightfall. In my visit to Vic's, the first girl who walked up to me proposed we do FS right there, standing up, in front of everyone. I declined and don't have the slightest idea of price, although a HJ is $20. Nothing like that would ever happen in a bunch of other places in other states. So I guess NJ gets a prize; some sort of bronzed dick mounted on a little marble square. You could keep it on your mantle, njscfan! ;-)
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njscfan
17 years ago
Yes a steely dan for nj I love it. Told you the clubs in Jersey were weird. You're a brave guy to go to Vics; I don't have the guts.
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MisterGuy
17 years ago
You need to learn to read njscfan...I've never cum in my pants in a strip club or anywhere else, period. I've also worn shorts to club...when I feel that it's warm outside silly man. Better action doesn't always come from the way that you are dressed. Some people realize that and some don't, but who cares? And like I've said before, I don't feel the need to brag about any conquests that I've made in or out of strip clubs. If you do (and I think you do), more power to you. If you're looking for details from the likes of me, go read something else. I'd LOVE to tell you a great story, but I'm sworn to secrecy. :)
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Book Guy
17 years ago
Isn't that just called a "dildo"?
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harrydave
17 years ago
njscfan - Vics is the scariest place I have ever been. As a white, 53 yr old, red haired, upper middle class guy, I do not fit in. I'm more like a beacon. I would not go there in a suit. But it is the closest thing to Tijuana in the continental US, and I am a sleazy dive adrenaline junkie.

It's also a wierd place. It closes by 8PM. That suggests to me that either everyone wants to get out of the neighborhood by dark, or everyone has a night job. I suspect the latter. I think the majority of patrons easily migrate from the club to nearby street corners, perhaps to earn the money they will spend in the club the next day. Which likely makes the place even more dangerous than it appears.

There is no rational reason to go there.
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njscfan
17 years ago
Book Guy -- Technically the more precise term is "steely dan," which is a metal dildo. My understanding of harrydave's excellent suggestion was that the dildo would be cast in bronze, hence a steely dan.

harrydave -- I am glad you made it out alive from Vics. But I feel sad that I was not aware you were in the hood. You were remarkably close to where I work and live. If something again causes you to be in NJ (or the NYC metro area for that matter), please oblige me by shooting me a pm beforehand, and we can meet up. I know NJ gets a good ribbing (and I don't mind that), but there are nicer places to go than Vics.
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wondergrl5
17 years ago
S where can I buy one of these tropheys?
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harrydave
17 years ago
I've got one right here in my pocket, wondergrl.
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Book Guy
17 years ago
rofl

Ever seen those Pyrex sex toys? Evidently they work better than the "real life feeling" latex or real-skin rubber ones.
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wondergrl5
17 years ago
either way Ill accept this "trophy" for NJ Ill give it a good home. LOL

P.S Send batteries as well!!!!
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MisterGuy
17 years ago
Yeah, but won't you take this coveted trophy out-of-state wondergrl?
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