Usually if a stripclub doesn't have a cover they make you buy a drink. Usually I just get a coke or water. But I've noticed they all use the same brand water bottle.
So if I bring that water bottle and avoid the waitress for a minute, I can then say another girl served me my drink. Or they'll just ignore me, wont ask.
Than i can bring a few 20s for dances and leave.


OP = troll