Be careful. You can break your dick from fucking.

So the author of this in depth reporting is named Carly Ortiz-Lytle. Sounded like a slutty party girl name on a gal who might be hot. I looked her up and...no.

I remember once when Oprah had her show the guests were all guys had had their wieners broken during sex with their wives. Felt so sorry for those guys who had to tell their stories in front of a room of probably 1,000 women. I hope they paid those guys under the table.

It was sad, their wives were with them and all smiles like “this fuck has to keep me and his dick doesn’t even work so I don’t have to service him or worry about him leaving me.”

Rodman broke his dick several times. I gather it will heal eventually, maybe requires surgical intervention. Hopefully it doesn’t shrink or look deformed.

I only got 2 words: pencil dicks

The dancer the other day grinder me so hard I thought she would break mine. I enjoy a good lap dance but not when they get carried away like that.