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CUMBRELLA EYELASHES

rattdog
rattdog95232

New York

3 yrs ago · 1 min read

always learning something new everyday.

the purpose of this invention was to prevent eye infections from jizz facials.

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Warrior15

That is hilarious. Then the next time I see a girl wearing them, I need to put them to good use.

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Specialj

Finally I know just by looking at a girl whether or not she swallows. 🤭

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CJKent_band

Fake News.

Google says:

“In 1911, a Canadian woman named Anna Taylor patented false eyelashes in the United States. Taylor's false eyelashes were designed using a crescent-shaped strip of fabric. The fabric had tiny pieces of hair placed on them.”

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440viking

'Fake News.'

Sums up 99.9% of everything you post cj

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Hank Moody

Don’t care if it’s fake news. I love ‘cumbrellas’ and am definitely going to work it into my club banter.

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Dolfan

That shit is funny, for sure. But I hope no one actually believes that really happened. In any case, I'm absolutely gonna comment on some strippers "cumbrellas" in the near future.

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Studme53

I love them. Something really slutty and sexy about them that turns me on. Google Alia Donovan - she looks great in them and they perform their umbrella function for her.

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