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CUMBRELLA EYELASHES

rattdog
New York
Thursday, February 9, 2023 7:03 PM
always learning something new everyday. [view link] the purpose of this invention was to prevent eye infections from jizz facials.

7 comments

  • Warrior15
    a year ago
    That is hilarious. Then the next time I see a girl wearing them, I need to put them to good use.
  • Specialj
    a year ago
    Finally I know just by looking at a girl whether or not she swallows. 🤭
  • CJKent_band
    a year ago
    Fake News. Google says: “In 1911, a Canadian woman named Anna Taylor patented false eyelashes in the United States. Taylor's false eyelashes were designed using a crescent-shaped strip of fabric. The fabric had tiny pieces of hair placed on them.”
  • TheeOSU
    a year ago
    'Fake News.' Sums up 99.9% of everything you post cj
  • Hank Moody
    a year ago
    Don’t care if it’s fake news. I love ‘cumbrellas’ and am definitely going to work it into my club banter.
  • Dolfan
    a year ago
    That shit is funny, for sure. But I hope no one actually believes that really happened. In any case, I'm absolutely gonna comment on some strippers "cumbrellas" in the near future.
  • Studme53
    a year ago
    I love them. Something really slutty and sexy about them that turns me on. Google Alia Donovan - she looks great in them and they perform their umbrella function for her.
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