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the purpose of this invention was to prevent eye infections from jizz facials.
CUMBRELLA EYELASHES
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Finally I know just by looking at a girl whether or not she swallows. š¤
Fake News.
Google says:
āIn 1911, a Canadian woman named Anna Taylor patented false eyelashes in the United States. Taylor's false eyelashes were designed using a crescent-shaped strip of fabric. The fabric had tiny pieces of hair placed on them.ā
'Fake News.'
Sums up 99.9% of everything you post cj
Donāt care if itās fake news. I love ācumbrellasā and am definitely going to work it into my club banter.
That shit is funny, for sure. But I hope no one actually believes that really happened. In any case, I'm absolutely gonna comment on some strippers "cumbrellas" in the near future.
I love them. Something really slutty and sexy about them that turns me on. Google Alia Donovan - she looks great in them and they perform their umbrella function for her.
That is hilarious. Then the next time I see a girl wearing them, I need to put them to good use.