Frankfurt Report

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Frankfurt Report

Note: at this time 1 euro = $1.06 US

I didn't want to spend the first week of June in Frankfurt, having sex with hot Eastern European women. But someone had to do it. TUSCL needed report on the state of FKKs after the Covid pandemic. When I saw my trip from Armenia back to Detroit had me changing planes in Frankfurt, I knew where my duty lay. I switched my Detroit flight to a week later and booked a hotel near the Frankfurt Central Train Station (Hauptbahnhof). From this location I had easy access by train to Sharks in the suburb of Darmstadt and to Oase in the suburb of Friedrichsdorf.

I want to give you the most important news first. The good news: the girls are back and are as hot as before. The bad news: their prices have doubled. Prior to Covid, the young ladies provided 1/2 hour of BBBJ and CFS for 50 euros and 1 hour for 100 euros. Now the prices are 100 euros for 1/2 hour and 200 euros for 1 hour. Girls in both Sharks and Oase had the same pricing. I believe their union, the IS of H (International Sisterhood of Hoes), mandated the new amounts. However, their charges are still a bargain. I pay more for less at Detroit strip clubs.

For those of you who are unfamiliar with the European FKKs, I will explain how they work. FKKs provide a nudist-type club where males can relax with a sauna, a whirlpool, massages, a swimming pool, and so forth. But the real attraction is the female guests, who are independent contractors and who provide very personal services that men enjoy.

When you arrive you pay the entrance fee of 65 e. You are given a robe and slippers and a key. The key opens a locker in the locker room where you leave all your clothes. You lock your wallet, phone and other valuables in a small box on the main floor.

Then you walk out into the club and are met with 30 or 40 or 50 young women wearing nothing but stripper heels. Well, some of the girls wear a tiny bit of cloth that conceals nothing, like fishnet or lingerie. The girls are mostly white Europeans with blonde or brown or brunette hair.I saw a few black women and one girl who looked Polynesian. When they see you arrive, they immediately latch onto you and try to persuade you to have sex with them. But I advise you to resist. Don't go with the first girl who assails you. Walk around and discover what is available.

If you like to flit from blossom to blossom, the 1/2 hour session for 100 e makes sense. But I found that 1 hour for 200 e gets you more love.

Everything is on the table. CIM, anal and other extras can be had--for an additional fee. They don't give anything away for free.

Your girl will escort you to a private bedroom where you can do your shameful deeds. The rooms are very nice and many have mirrors for a good viewing experience. When you're done, you and the girl walk to your lock box and you pay her. Rinse and repeat.

My first night at Sharks I spent 1000 e. That included a memorable three-way with 2 cousins from Moldova with blonde hair and big natural tits. It was a real porn fest with the girls licking each other's pussies and sucking and fucking me. I should be ashamed of myself.

The girls come from various countries. Romania is still the most popular country of origin, but I talked to girls from Ukraine, Italy, Spain, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Colombia, Serbia, Greece, and Moldova. They are better looking than any strip club lineup. They could appear in Playboy. There were a few girls who were too fat for me, but they got a lot of attention from men who enjoy bigger girls.

The FKKs have some downsides. These girls are real pros. You won't find a nice fresh innocent girl in an FKK. And they give you the hard sell, harder than any stripper I've met. They will coax you and persuade you and guilt you into going to a room with them to have sex. While they won't give you anything for free, they will ask you for a present or a tip after you're done.

Without any dancing or stripping, there is not a lot to do between bouts. The whores' conversations are all focused on talking you into having sex. They speak pretty good English, but when I tried to tell them jokes they didn't get them. Jokes, I think, require a real fluency in a language.

You may swim in the pool or use the sauna or whirlpool. But I felt disinclinded to enter the toxic stew stirred up by bodies of naked men.

Guys will be naked in the club. Germans and other Europeans are more comfortable with nudity than Americans. You will see dangling dongs and fat Germans sunbathing in the nude and old men with fat bodies. I'm no Adonis, but I felt better about my own body after seeing some of the specimens of males in the FKKs.

Your entrance fee entitles you to soft drinks, coffee, water, and other non-alcoholic drinks. I bought a beer at Sharks for 7 e. Oase has a more extensive bar for drinkers. But unlike American strip clubs, drinking is not a part of the FKK scene. Men do not drink heavily and the girls do not ask for drinks.

Frankfurt also has strip clubs. To the east of the Central Train Station, along Taunus Strasse and Elbe Strasse, you will find strip clubs, "love hotels" and similar establishments. The area is seedy and dirty. Druggies and bums litter the street. I would be scared to walk around such characters in Detroit, but violence is unknown in Frankfurt. Pure Platinum is supposed to be a good club. One of the girls at Sharks told me she had worked there. But I did not visit any strip clubs because I was worn out from the FKKs.

From my experiences, this is how I rate the FKKs I've visted from best to worst:

Sharks in Frankfurt (Darmstadt)
Goldentime in Vienna
Oase in Frankfurt (Friedrichsdorf)
Artimis in Berlin

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shailynn
3 years ago
Didn’t you apply for a job at one of those places last time you were there? Was it locker room attendant or pool cleaner, I can’t remember?

Glad you had fun. How was Armenia?
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jackslash
3 years ago
Armenia was great. Scenic mountains. I stayed in a beautiful Marriott right in the center of downtown Yerevan, the capital. A lot of activity in the evenings and many attractive women.



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TheeOSU
3 years ago
Good report Jack and yeah I'm curious, what's the deal with Armenia?


BTW, you probably should have left the paragraph about the dangling dongs and naked fat old guys out. All that will do is entice dipshitscrub to book a trip out there for some scrubby type action and to apply for the men's locker room job.
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Papi_Chulo
3 years ago
Great thread - would have been better if it had been submitted as an article so it'd be easier to find for future reference.

I take it there's no P4P action in Armenia?
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Garfield84
3 years ago
i’ve been waiting for this report for a long time. Thank you jackslash.

I was wondering if things had returned to normal. I gotta go. I’m getting tired of Medellin & Tijuana (although, they are quite enjoyable) , I’m craving some snow. I’m planning a trip to fly into Amsterdam , then head south to Frankfurt and take another train to Zurich before I fly home. I want to experience a weekend in each city, but I definitely can’t afford 3 weeks there.

My last trip to Medellin review is coming soon. Bear with me fellaz
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motorhead
3 years ago
Thank you sir, may I have another
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twentyfive
3 years ago
When I grow up I wanna be jackslash
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jackslash
3 years ago
I visited Armenia for conventional tourism. I don't know if P4P is available in Armenia.
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motorhead
3 years ago
You went to Armenia?

You had me at “having sex with hot Eastern European women”

and stopped reading to go knock one out
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Studme53
3 years ago
Great review. Someday….
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Longball300
3 years ago
Well Done Sir!
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Tetradon
3 years ago
I just did FKK Sharks and had a very similar experience, though I didn't see as much price inflation (offset by everything being a la carte). Look forward to reading your review.
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Muddy
3 years ago
I gotta try it someday just to try it.

And I like the trip reports here over the articles actually too Papi. I don’t think a lot of people read the articles even tbh
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Call.Me.Ishmael
3 years ago
Though it's here, you could still post it as an article so that it's easier to find in the future.
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Muddy
3 years ago
Btw this is how you retirement!
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Jascoi
3 years ago
On my to do list!
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Player11
3 years ago
What is the hiv rate of infection in sex workers there? Is it close to the 17.7 % rate if US.

Sounds like fun fantastic fun place reasonable pop but I would party safely. I would want blonde gal w big tits….If she open to SD relationship…
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Player11
3 years ago
Certainly I would play safe there.
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Player11
3 years ago
From op descr of club would not want to be rushed so would book for hr. Do they give good foreplay? Would want hot blonde w big tits who could ride me real good CG.

Do their pussies seem good or stretched?
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Rod8432
3 years ago
I was under the impression CBJs/sex was 50E for 30mins, no? BBBJs, which used to be included, got somewhat regulated out shortly before covid, by politicians under the guise of promoting safe(r) sex. So, I kinda gather the more preferred BBBJ simply got relegated to a higher price-point as an ala-carte extra.

Jackslash is right, though - compared to the states and most anywhere else, it's a bargain.
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623
3 years ago
When I was there every session started with a bbj before the raincoat goes on. This can be extended for no extra $ as long as there is no cim action, that costs extra.
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wld4tatas
3 years ago
Excellent write-up, I must commend you on your writing style and attention to detail. Not too much or little, just right. Thanks for taking the time.

I haven't been to the German FKKs in ages. The 50 Euro/30min rate goes back to at least 2005. It was overdue for an increase, although 2X is a bit of sticker shock. I tend to prefer the large clubs in Central and South America where the ladies dress sexy, not walking around almost naked with their tits out.


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Icee Loco (asshole)
3 years ago
Armenian girls are hot but sketchy af
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Tetradon
3 years ago
@icee, lots of Armenian girls near Boston. Some hot, but a lot of them have these masculine eyebrows and jawlines that put me off.
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
JackSlash, is there a web site for the FKK you went to?

SJG
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Tetradon
3 years ago
@SJG, https://fkk-sharks.de/

It isn't very informative though
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san_jose_guy
3 years ago
https://fkk-sharks.de/index.php#home

looks good, thanks.

SJG

Now saying 6/5/22, and her name is Sasha Allen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiXWGrRu…
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Nixur68
3 years ago
Are all the COVID restrictions gone?
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jackslash
3 years ago
^^^Yes. No requirements for masks, tests or vaccinations.
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623
3 years ago
Ass far as dressing sexy instead of full on bare assed, both sharks and oase had “lingerie day” once a week before Covid. Don’t know if that is still. The case but it was my favorite days to visit each club.
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londonguy
3 years ago
Thanks, Jackslash. I have heard from many that the rates have doubled and some girls are pushing for 150/30 though a lot of guys are refusing that. 100/30 is still a bargain off it includes BBBJ, which it should.

There’s a strong possibility I will be in FKK Palace second Friday in July and Sharks the following day. I was going to do Oase but I heard they don’t have the kino anymore and I used to enjoy being hit on by hot babes there, most of them feeling my magic wand lol.
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Liwet
3 years ago
Do you have to wear a robe walking around or can you wear normal clothes and undress when you get to the room? Is bareback sex permitted?
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jackslash
3 years ago
You have to wear a robe. You can't wear your street clothes. You can walk around naked if you like. I'm sure bareback is available for a fee.
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