Not an MD, but I see a lot of advice from the unqualified today, and I do have an advanced medical science degree.
^ Diagnosis: mild to moderate mental retardation. Suggest genetic testing to make sure you don't pass it on to your children.
^^ You're alright, heaving. Maybe a little social anxiety disorder. Nothing a little booze and titties can't cure. If you think I'm a nice person, I diagnose you with blindness, lol
If a dancer wears one of those naughty nurse costumes - I am pretty sure she can prescribe medications!
They are trained medical professionals - but sadly their services aren’t usually covered by insurance!
I’m not a doctor, but Mormon stay at a holiday inn can I pretend I’m a know it all drug dealing wanna be pimp drinking slurpees?
^ Sure. I prescribe you crystal meth and coke for your stripper hoes, dosed to the point of addiction. And a lethal dose of heroin when you lose your bottom bitch.
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last comment^ Diagnosis: A very small penis.
Go away, Cacaplop
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Go a way tetraplop/cacaplop
How do you treat obsessive compulsive trolling? You need help
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^ Diagnosis: mild to moderate mental retardation.
Suggest genetic testing to make sure you don't pass it on to your children.
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Icee is having issues looking in a mirror.
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^^ You're alright, heaving. Maybe a little social anxiety disorder. Nothing a little booze and titties can't cure.
If you think I'm a nice person, I diagnose you with blindness, lol
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^ Just ask a girl who wants a VIP. She'll tell you what you want to hear
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If a dancer wears one of those naughty nurse costumes - I am pretty sure she can prescribe medications!
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They are trained medical professionals - but sadly their services aren’t usually covered by insurance!
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^ Don't they subsidize disabled people to use hookers in the Netherlands?
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I’m not a doctor, but Mormon stay at a holiday inn can I pretend I’m a know it all drug dealing wanna be pimp drinking slurpees?
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^ Sure. I prescribe you crystal meth and coke for your stripper hoes, dosed to the point of addiction. And a lethal dose of heroin when you lose your bottom bitch.
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I have no idea who Meat72 is referring to!
I would avoid those slurpees - they are not good for you.
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Is a Medic Alert bracelet, when worn by a pimp, considered bling ?
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^ It's the equivalent to grills on every tooth.
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The medic alert bracelet should indicate his true ailment - Diarrhea of the Mouth…
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^ Especially dire with comorbid mental retardation
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^ It’s even worse - as I’ve heard he swallows what he spews…
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