FREE MEDICAL ADVICE

17 comments

• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  ^ Diagnosis: A very small penis.
  
  Go away, Cacaplop
• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  Go a way tetraplop/cacaplop
  
  How do you treat obsessive compulsive trolling? You need help
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  ^ Diagnosis: mild to moderate mental retardation.
  
  Suggest genetic testing to make sure you don't pass it on to your children.
• skibum609

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  3 years ago

  Icee is having issues looking in a mirror.
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  ^^ You're alright, heaving. Maybe a little social anxiety disorder. Nothing a little booze and titties can't cure.
  
  If you think I'm a nice person, I diagnose you with blindness, lol
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  ^ Just ask a girl who wants a VIP. She'll tell you what you want to hear
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  If a dancer wears one of those naughty nurse costumes - I am pretty sure she can prescribe medications!
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  They are trained medical professionals - but sadly their services aren’t usually covered by insurance!
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  ^ Don't they subsidize disabled people to use hookers in the Netherlands?
• Mate27

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  3 years ago

  I’m not a doctor, but Mormon stay at a holiday inn can I pretend I’m a know it all drug dealing wanna be pimp drinking slurpees?
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  ^ Sure. I prescribe you crystal meth and coke for your stripper hoes, dosed to the point of addiction. And a lethal dose of heroin when you lose your bottom bitch.
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  I have no idea who Meat72 is referring to!
  
  I would avoid those slurpees - they are not good for you.
• twentyfive

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  3 years ago

  Is a Medic Alert bracelet, when worn by a pimp, considered bling ?
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  ^ It's the equivalent to grills on every tooth.
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  The medic alert bracelet should indicate his true ailment - Diarrhea of the Mouth…
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  ^ Especially dire with comorbid mental retardation
• Cashman1234

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  3 years ago

  ^ It’s even worse - as I’ve heard he swallows what he spews…