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^ Diagnosis: A very small penis.

Go away, Cacaplop

Go a way tetraplop/cacaplop

How do you treat obsessive compulsive trolling? You need help

^ Diagnosis: mild to moderate mental retardation.

Suggest genetic testing to make sure you don't pass it on to your children.

Icee is having issues looking in a mirror.

^^ You're alright, heaving. Maybe a little social anxiety disorder. Nothing a little booze and titties can't cure.

If you think I'm a nice person, I diagnose you with blindness, lol

^ Just ask a girl who wants a VIP. She'll tell you what you want to hear

If a dancer wears one of those naughty nurse costumes - I am pretty sure she can prescribe medications!

They are trained medical professionals - but sadly their services aren’t usually covered by insurance!

^ Don't they subsidize disabled people to use hookers in the Netherlands?

I’m not a doctor, but Mormon stay at a holiday inn can I pretend I’m a know it all drug dealing wanna be pimp drinking slurpees?

^ Sure. I prescribe you crystal meth and coke for your stripper hoes, dosed to the point of addiction. And a lethal dose of heroin when you lose your bottom bitch.

I have no idea who Meat72 is referring to!

I would avoid those slurpees - they are not good for you.

Is a Medic Alert bracelet, when worn by a pimp, considered bling ?

^ It's the equivalent to grills on every tooth.

The medic alert bracelet should indicate his true ailment - Diarrhea of the Mouth…

^ Especially dire with comorbid mental retardation

^ It’s even worse - as I’ve heard he swallows what he spews…