Over the years I have heard of some dancers, and non-dancers, doing some weird things to make money on the side. For the longest time the weirdest I had heard of was a dancer I knew that was paid $500 per visit to change a guy's diaper and pretend to breastfeed him.
This chick has found an even weirder way to get a lot of money from some truly pathetic losers.
What's the weirdest side hustle you have ever heard of for a dancer or anyone else?
I knew 1 that worked 1 day a week at Big lots unloading trucks. She did it to get the employee discount on purchases.
I heard this a long time ago, and at second hand, so maybe you should discount it but I did know everyone involved: Sex with the customer's dog. ($1,000)
I knew one that was a part time diesel mechanic. Worked for one of her regulars.
Wonder why he bothered to go to the club as she was an extras girl. Lots of room up in those big rigs with sleeper boxes.
Except for fucking the dog those don't seem weird.
Oh this thread is frustrating for me because I remember hearing some good ones I just can't recall at the moment. But yeah a lot girls have a lot weird stuff going on. Dancers usually aren't button down types. Here and there I'll give them the opportunity for me to be the side hustle.
I know a few that tried getting a gig with CNN but were told they were too old
I knew one that taught piano. She gave the lessons at her parents house because she didn't have a piano in her apartment.
I met one girl who maintained bonsai trees. She showed me pictures of a bunch of them at houses in the area.
There's a number of other strange ones that I can't seem to remember right now.
I already play the piano but, for shadowcat's dancers, I might have been in need of refresher lessons.
I've actually known more dancers who claimed the club was their side hustle, not vice versa.
Pharmacy tech, Best Buy Geek Squad tech (I should have broken my PC), serial fast food employee, Army reservist, office manager for her husband's law firm are the ones that come to mind first.
Yes, most of the interesting jobs were day jobs and the stripping was part-time.
Once met one that was a mortician. I guess she was not too worried about her day job clients walking in, LOL!
Another worked at the family business making fruitcakes. She also was a phone sex operator. This was the late 1980's.
Had one a couple of years ago that was an EMT. She kept taking my pulse during VIP sex to see how high it would go.
Not a stripper but close. Years ago a divorced buddy of mine traveled for his grandson's kindergarten graduation. One of the teacher's aides was the escort he had banged the night before at his hotel.
Forgot the Follies girl that blew me in VIP and the next day cut my hair at the haircut chain where I go. When we went back to shampoo my hair I "accidentally" got some nice tits in my face.
A dancer at Spearmint Rhino in COI told me she had a couple customers who would buy baggies filled with her used cigarette butts.
I always wonder what happened in a young Pl's life that smelling an old cigarette butt gets you hard. Yeesh.
One of the more common ones is feet stuff, either pics or CR where he just rubs her feet.
Less common but still out there is getting his balls stepped on with heels.
I heard of cute girls going to darkly lit bars , dancing on stages and taking their clothes off. Do such places exist ?
Not sure about dancers but when I was a waitress I made $100 of one of my regulars like twice who was a plumber by going to his house to help him snake a drain. Not a innuendo at all it’s really what I thought I was doing until I later learned that’s not how you snake a drain. The details are really odd (he wanted me to put on a skirt but I refused) I was so gullible. Wasn’t until I told a male friend that I realized it was not normal.
Unfortunately, skill at writing and skill at stripping don't seem to overlap. I'd love it if a stripper wrote a book full of bizarre anecdotes from her stripping experience as well as from her day job and private life.
I knew a dancer that worked on a farm.
I knew a dancer that wrote childrens books. From my last contact with her (years ago) she was still trying to find someone to publish them.
Marijuana plant trimmer/maintainer (not sure of the correct title) was told she was really good at harvesting buds off the plants with minimal damage.
One dancer I was “in love” with worked in the pharmacy at a Kroger as her day job. Normally not odd but she loved to do any type of drug she could get her hands on so I often wondered how long she lasted worked in a pharmacy.
Not a stripper but related story. Years ago when I wasn’t “too old” to go to college bars my friends and I were out and got hit on by a trio of super hot college girls. There were 4 of us, 2 were single myself and the other guy were married. One of the girls got so drunk I took her to her apartment and carried her from my car to her bed. No funny business I’m smart enough not to fool around too close to home. A week later I walk into a restaurant with my wife and that same girl is the hostess. She looked like she saw a ghost, I’m surprised she even remembered me as drunk as she was. I could on my imagine the look I had on my face. Never saw her anywhere again.
As far as the darkly lit bar question, I have seen strippers in regular after-hours bars. The kind that cater to bar and strip club employees when they get off work. There was one in Atlanta in the 1980's called Club 112. It was open from 1 AM to noon. Hence the name. Quite a few times some female clothing came off on the dance floor. Those were wild places. The staff usually gently nudged these women to keep it R rated.
My buddies and I used to go on Saturday morning, like at 5 AM. By that time the women were drunk and getting tired. We would wear a suit like we were still partying on Friday night. Never picked up a stripper there but took home a couple of hot bartenders that could have passed for strippers.
I got a dance from a dancer in Winston Salem who told me that she was a dentist. She said that she made a very bad business investment and needed to earn alot of money quickly, so she was dancing. I did some research and she was a dentist.
A singer in a band. I was curious to see her and wasn’t impressed. She kept dancing for a few years and I know why.
One was going to school to learn to be a Marriage Councilor.
SJG
Loper says: "I'd love it if a stripper wrote a book full of bizarre anecdotes from her stripping experience as well as from her day job and private life."
Diablo Cody wrote a book something like that: "Candy Girl".
Another book for Loper amazon.com
