Getting More Bodies in the Club. (Geriatric Trick Clique version)

In most major cities there are major groups of clientele that should have a club or two that primarily cater to those groups. I know I’m college when I took marketing they said “Do you want to be something to everyone or everything to someone.” When there is a lot of competition it’s best to define your target market. I’m not that old but I’m a middle aged accountant. My tastes tend to be more closely aligned with the older crowd.

No smoking enforced is very important.

Letting it be more like Atlanta's Follies, letting the women do it their way, rather than the Deja Vu Clip Joint approach of restricting the action to "Wanna Dance". And then just like this Playhouse in New Jersey, latest review:

https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=380711

And I feel like this Angel's Clarksburg WV.

https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7776…

And like this KH8 in Gardena CA, where girls approach with the handshake, and by kissing you, and then they invite you to play in the back room. But with generosity probably more can still happen in the front room, until you are both ready for the back room.

And like how it used to be at the San Francisco Market St. Cinema, before Deja Vu took over, then closed it down, and then tore it down. With generostiy, everything can happen front room, so you don't have to commit to the back room unless you and the girl are really ready for it.

Let the women drive it. Don't do like Deja Vu and organize them into a "wanna dance" pussy cartel, clipping money of of guys, and generating sexual frustration.

And don't tolerate DV trying to export its clip joint system into Mexico.

SJG

Ummmm. You forgot lots of hot girls with large breasts.

Darn, this thread seems to be about living bodies. JFK Jr probably liked classic rock but how about some of these other undead gents 🧟‍♂️ I thought if you played a record backwards there were satanic messages or something?

I think the private party membership model is the way of the future. It gets you around most COVID neuroticism. And CA-AB 5 destroys gig work and it is likely to spread. It gets you around that. It gets you around all public sex and lewdness laws. It does not get you around the prostitution law, but political support for that is weak, and in such an environment it is extremely hard to enforce.

So with a safer environment and a culture of maximum mileage, and for those who want it, maximum mileage in the front room, the women will probably just open up completely. So the money will flow and you will get lots of young hot girls with large breasts.

SJG

I have music which I listen to, but at a strip club I am happy to let the women play whatever they want.

The issue is that the club should be pushing the legal limits, as Follies was, as old S.F. MBOT was, and as the old S.F. Market St. Cinema and New Century were.

Deja Vu type operators who have figured out a gimmick to squeeze more money out of guys while increasing the sexual frustration level and while in a very tolerant metro and with a culture of extremely willing women, they should be boycotted.

SJG

How about this as a stage set? 😋

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qJFVPxBpez…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8UKf65NOz…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qzpPy9hJYA…

This one is interesting!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=deskto…

Most all of the legal risk has gone out of running strip clubs. So that was when the brave soldiers of the Mafia came in, to be followed by Deja Vu.

We have to find some way to again push the limits. I see this now as being in the private party model.

SJG

Parking!

Elderly Caucasian gentlemen aren't an important demographic when it comes to strip clubs.

This forum is the only place I've heard of them being so vital to clubs.

From what I've seen and what girls have told me. They're cheap. Don't like buying girls drinks. Don't come in often. Usually show up when their social security check hits and look for girls willing to let them grope til they have an ldk then they leave. They Usually come during day shift. At night they act scared and paranoid and rarely stay long.

Middle aged white men come looking for hookers and are overly demanding.

The best demographic are blue collar guys on pay day

Seems to me that Viagra is a big factor in the proliferation of strip clubs, and of UHM clubs. Guys old enough to need it, are usually the guys giving out money.

SJG

If the girls are hot and the mileage is high I don't care if the music is shit.

I support Dancers picking their own music.

Because of that second song, nicespice spent years hanging out in candy stores, trying to date bikers. Then she realized she had to become a stripper.

@motorhead you're taking "bodies" too literally. Strippers don't want PLs in the club who are about to have a heart attack any minute.

To cover your #4, motorhead -

Lots of clean toilets!🚽🧻

Only hire dancers that are down w/ FRMOS

A buffet will pull in the senior citizens.

The geriatrics that I know all grew up in an era where smoking was so common that they learned to tolerate it. This must be the Sissy Geriatric Trick Clique version.

Maybe a club that is hopping BEFORE 11PM so that us senior citizens can get our beauty sleep.

Early bird lap dance specials

I don't care if other people smoke. A pussy like SJG cares. By the way SJG why the weak kneed pussy fear of getting older? Read up on things boy, young men are having erectile dysfunction now, you will be using a penis pump before you're old chump.

Felix Unger is quite old now.

Would it be okay to mix some MC Hammer, Vanilla Ice and Will Smith rap in there occasionally? Everybody loves “Can’t Touch This” and “Ice Ice Baby.”

Whenever an old white guy gets the death penalty, the club should pay a small fee for getting to execute him. Then cut his hair like Mike Pence's, and tie him down on the stage. The dancers take turns face sitting on him for one minute. Whichever one manages to finally suffocate him to death gets her house fee for the night waived. The club would be packed with cheering old white guys. Pat down for bear spray at the door.

Remember, it would still be 1976, except for all that reverse-discrimination that forces the Earth to keep going around the Sun.

Most of the strip clubs I've been in tend to be carbon copies of each other with very little variation in them. Here in Indianapolis the only variations are a few black clubs and a few clubs that try to be "upscale". "Upscale" often ends up meaning they charge higher prices without providing a better product so that ends up not working.

One local club, Brad's, does play classic rock on day shift and has a good number of older customers coming in. I've had some strippers there on the Brad's day shift tell me they do better with old guys. Some girls have trouble selling lap dances to young guys in groups. The girls I've known who do the best with old guys are often the more friendly type. A lot of old guys, like myself, worry that the strippers would rather be with young guys their own age and don't want us old guys there. Them being friendly to us signals to us they want us to come in. Girls with children to support and girls who are working their way through college also tend to do better with old guys because they are a little more serious about making money and therefore are more willing to spend time with older customers. Also, girls with children or pursuing an education often seem a little more mature than the "let's party!" type of stripper so older more mature men feel more comfortable with them.

When they dance for young guys, they tell them that young guys are their favorites, and old guys suck When you're good at sales, you convince every customer that they're you're number one customer.