marraige

What an educational system we have!

Hello clubber,

To be fair do you even know if he was educated in this country? I do agree with you about the educational system, however.

Didn't they used to put periods between sentences so we would know when one sentence ended and another began?

"so i've got problems"

No doubt

I'll bet that he doesn't even remember posting on here.

Not "problems", problemswh. Get it right! Obviously, there's a higher intelligence on display than any of us could hope to appreciate.

Duh. Um uh, rait am sexunds! Ben wit chikx al mi live loonge and nefer have prooblim yat!

I believe "problemswh" means "problems with her", however this is a guess as I never seen it written that way before

I think I'm psychic. Accepting donations now for translation. I'll give you guys a freebie. The original poster said he was having trouble with his wife after taking his wife to the club and his wife read an autographed pic of him and a slutty stripper that read "Wow, best time I ever had! Cum again anytime." It didn't help when their waitress asked "you're usual drink?" or when the taxi cab driver said "Wow, you picked up a real slutty one this time John!"

CasualGuy: Wow, good job translating. You version made much more sense. So, how long have you been able to speak gibberish, or whatever language the original poster was using?