you think aliens have strip clubs on their planets?

Yeah but got bored of em. Do they come and probe us for some extras

They have an over supply of strippers so they are sneaking them into our country through the southern border.

If they wear clothes then why not?

I doubt aliens would like strip clubs on earth. They have have one star

Extraterrestrial strippers are out of this world.

as a space geneious i know the answer for this

my good friend alan guthman proposed the theory of eternal inflation which least to an infinite number of bubble universes within an inflating space and a consequence of this is that even very improbable events can happen

this means that we are but a chance thermodynamic event that led to the first coupled replication translatification system in the priobiotic and after billions of years of evolution yielded humans and the rest of the earths biodiversity

however a corrallary of this theory is that there is no extraterrestrial life in our local noninflating bubble universe so we are truly alone in a godless universe

so enjoy the velour tracksuits and sodomy. but most of u folks have to restrict urself to dude on chick sodomy the way ur fictional god intended

i hope that answers ur curiousity

your welcome

If they did, why would they travel light years to come here 🤔 ?

would marvin the martian be a strip club manager?

Gay male aliens have a preference for Uranus.

For fictional aliens:

Stranger in a Strange Land. The main character Valentine Michael Smith was born to earthling parents but raised by Martians. He enjoyed strip clubs -- found a spiritual connection to strippers.

Star Trek TOS. Episode "Wolf in the Fold" Scottie is accused of murdering an alien stripper while on shore leave. Turns out the murder is committed by a reincarnation of Jack the Ripper.

Actual aliens: I have no idea.