you think aliens have strip clubs on their planets?

10 comments

• Icee Loco (asshole)

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  3 years ago

  Yeah but got bored of em. Do they come and probe us for some extras
• shadowcat

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  3 years ago

  They have an over supply of strippers so they are sneaking them into our country through the southern border.
• wallanon

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  3 years ago

  If they wear clothes then why not?
• motorhead

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  3 years ago

  I doubt aliens would like strip clubs on earth. They have have one star
• jackslash

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  3 years ago

  Extraterrestrial strippers are out of this world.
• DoctorPhil.

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  3 years ago

  as a space geneious i know the answer for this my good friend alan guthman proposed the theory of eternal inflation which least to an infinite number of bubble universes within an inflating space and a consequence of this is that even very improbable events can happen this means that we are but a chance thermodynamic event that led to the first coupled replication translatification system in the priobiotic and after billions of years of evolution yielded humans and the rest of the earths biodiversity however a corrallary of this theory is that there is no extraterrestrial life in our local noninflating bubble universe so we are truly alone in a godless universe so enjoy the velour tracksuits and sodomy. but most of u folks have to restrict urself to dude on chick sodomy the way ur fictional god intended i hope that answers ur curiousity your welcome
• gSteph

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  3 years ago

  If they did, why would they travel light years to come here 🤔 ?
• rattdog

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  3 years ago

  would marvin the martian be a strip club manager?
• RandomMember

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  3 years ago

  Gay male aliens have a preference for Uranus.
• loper

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  3 years ago

  For fictional aliens: Stranger in a Strange Land. The main character Valentine Michael Smith was born to earthling parents but raised by Martians. He enjoyed strip clubs -- found a spiritual connection to strippers. Star Trek TOS. Episode "Wolf in the Fold" Scottie is accused of murdering an alien stripper while on shore leave. Turns out the murder is committed by a reincarnation of Jack the Ripper. Actual aliens: I have no idea.