Massage Envy

Exactly none.

Please come back and let us know how that goes for you.

Decent massage but no chance of anything more.

I know a current Hi Liter dancer that worked at Massage Envy for 3 years before she started dancing. She said that they had the customer wrapped up like a mummy when she did the message.

I go to their franchise, and if you scored an extra I would envy your massage.

Yeah - AFAIK Massage Envy is just straight up therapeutic massages

Rubmaps.com used to be the kinky massage website if I remember correctly but IDK if that site is still functional (I actually never used it myself, just remember it being referenced here in years past)

Rubmaps is alive and well. Seems to be not only surviving, but thriving. Well worth the membership fee for dedicated amp mongers.

That's like going to Applebee's and expecting the waitress to blow you under the table. Not gonna happen.

I took my horse there once when he had a sore back.

If the massage place doesn’t have a Chinese buffet next door - there’s no chance of a good tug job.

Contact Mamisan to find a proper massage place. Or check the back of the sports pages in the local newspaper - for table massages - if you want a good handy.

Massage Envy is a corporate chain - and after there was some bad press - there’s no chance of any good filth.

Ha ha - couldn’t hurt to ask. Give it a try.

Actually it might hurt to ask. At a legit place like that you could get thrown out and/or blackballed just for asking. Not worth the risk of you ever plan on going back.

^^ sclvr5005

When I'm there I cover my mouth with both hands while faking a cough and saying something that may or may not sound like "blowjob." Plausible deniability.

Ask Deshaun Watson, Texans QB. He seems to be the expert at asking massueses for extra services. He's only getting sued by a dozen or so.

An ex SB got a vanilla job there. As others have said, no extras. Maybe work on OTC?

Funny scene from the movie Hall Pass, I think, where Owen Wilson asked about a happy ending and it blows up in his face in a really embarrassing way.

You can get an extra there, even if its your first time on a first time customer price......

extra sales pitch to get a membership