Massage Envy

bang69
North Carolina
Has any one ever been to a massage envy. If so what was it like. What is the possibility of extras ie bbfs,cbj cfs.

21 comments

  • Tetradon
    3 years ago
    0%. Massage Envy is uber corporate, not an extras place. I go there to get my knots busted, not to bust a nut.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    3 years ago
    Exactly none.
  • theeastcoast757
    3 years ago
    Please come back and let us know how that goes for you.
  • whodey
    3 years ago
    Decent massage but no chance of anything more.
  • Hunter2019
    3 years ago
    I know a current Hi Liter dancer that worked at Massage Envy for 3 years before she started dancing. She said that they had the customer wrapped up like a mummy when she did the message.
  • Mate27
    3 years ago
    I go to their franchise, and if you scored an extra I would envy your massage.
  • Papi_Chulo
    3 years ago
    Yeah - AFAIK Massage Envy is just straight up therapeutic massages

    Rubmaps.com used to be the kinky massage website if I remember correctly but IDK if that site is still functional (I actually never used it myself, just remember it being referenced here in years past)
  • sclvr5005
    3 years ago
    Rubmaps is alive and well. Seems to be not only surviving, but thriving. Well worth the membership fee for dedicated amp mongers.
  • misterorange
    3 years ago
    That's like going to Applebee's and expecting the waitress to blow you under the table. Not gonna happen.
  • 48-Cowboy
    3 years ago
    I took my horse there once when he had a sore back.
  • Cashman1234
    3 years ago
    If the massage place doesn’t have a Chinese buffet next door - there’s no chance of a good tug job.

    Contact Mamisan to find a proper massage place. Or check the back of the sports pages in the local newspaper - for table massages - if you want a good handy.

    Massage Envy is a corporate chain - and after there was some bad press - there’s no chance of any good filth.
  • Studme53
    3 years ago
    Ha ha - couldn’t hurt to ask. Give it a try.
  • sclvr5005
    3 years ago
    Actually it might hurt to ask. At a legit place like that you could get thrown out and/or blackballed just for asking. Not worth the risk of you ever plan on going back.
  • misterorange
    3 years ago
    ^^ sclvr5005

    When I'm there I cover my mouth with both hands while faking a cough and saying something that may or may not sound like "blowjob." Plausible deniability.
  • Warrior15
    3 years ago
    Ask Deshaun Watson, Texans QB. He seems to be the expert at asking massueses for extra services. He's only getting sued by a dozen or so.
  • magicrat
    3 years ago
    An ex SB got a vanilla job there. As others have said, no extras. Maybe work on OTC?
  • Studme53
    3 years ago
    Funny scene from the movie Hall Pass, I think, where Owen Wilson asked about a happy ending and it blows up in his face in a really embarrassing way.
  • Heellover
    3 years ago
    You can get an extra there, even if its your first time on a first time customer price......



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