Crypto is going to make me rich in the next five years

11 comments

• wallanon

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  3 years ago

  Aren't you already rich because of your investing last year? If any of these threads are remotely true about your investing good for you. It's better to have resources and choices in life than not.
• twentyfive

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  3 years ago

  If you really want to become rich I’ve got a bridge in Brooklyn for sale, you can set up a toll booth and cash in. PM me for a prospectus
• shailynn

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  3 years ago

  I think you missed: “9AM eat a bag of Cheetos and jerk off. Spend rest of day trying to get rid of orange dick.”
• jackslash

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  3 years ago

  Juice is a heavy investor in Slashcoin, which is worthless today but will be trading for $1 million in the future.
• shailynn

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  3 years ago

  ^^^ that was Hertz. Juice bought so much stock they gave him a free Toyota RAV4.
• latinalover69

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  3 years ago

  yep... me too. Theta tokens.
• BitCoinHodler

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  3 years ago

  Congrats on being one of the few to actually make money on crypto. Unless they're all paper gains and you haven't sold for fiat yet, then you're most likely going to lose money.
• Tetradon

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  3 years ago

  I thought it already made you rich, Juice...
• ATACdawg

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  3 years ago

  Paper gains in crypto? They're not even that solid. More like electron gains - soon to be followed by rapid discharge. ⚡⚡💨😢
• MackTruck

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  3 years ago

  I dumpa load in juices trailer
• MackTruck

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  3 years ago

  I am a rich sum of a bitch!!!💰💰💰💲💲💲♚♚♚⚀⚁⚂⚃⚄⚅