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After watching this, I want a Tesla!

crazyjoe
crazyjoe941525

Colorado

5 yrs ago · 1 min read

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nicespice

Sadness

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shailynn

For now I will just have Juice chauffeur me around. The worst thing that happens with him is some bbq sauce gets on the steering wheel, and I cant get the smell of his farts out of the interior. I'm used to wearing a mask anyway now, no big deal.

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MackTruck

Dam! I was looking at a tesla truck for a shit truck! I thank dat would be a shitty mess haha 🤣😂🤣

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Cashman1234

It’s always the whites that cause these issues!

Even Tesla’s aren’t immune to whitey!

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rickthelion

Teslas are the bomb. But only if you reprogram the autopilot and add rick mode.

rick mode is a sophisticated neural network trained on the way the dugan and I drive given sufficient driving whiskey. Fun as shit to sit back, gimlet in one hand and rickarita in the other, laughing while you watch the apes bounce off your hood. ROAR!!!

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BBBC

^ All you ricks are the same. You love your autopilot because you all love your road head! 😉.

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