Alibi

I look at my wife and say pleasantly: "I am going to suck on some nipples at the titty bar; text me if you need me to pick up anything on the way home". She falls for it every time lol.

None whatsoever. While I don't go out of my way to share every detail, she knows, or surmises, exactly what I'm doing.

You guys are telling me even with the pandemic she doesn't mind you going to the SC?

If you have to hide what you are doing from your wife either you shouldn't be doing it or you shouldn't be married to her.

OR both, Whoday, but yet, here I am in my life. :)

@WILLYDOESNTEVENKNOWWHATAWOMANIS: Yeah, that's what I'm telling you.

Total preparation and attendance to detail are critical! If you make utterly sure that a. You and your wife are in separate cities and b. Your monetary needs are made in as undetectable a fashion as possible, and finally, c. You are damn careful when emailing or messaging that your words ARE ONLY GOING TO THE INTENDED PLACE, then alibis are unnecessary.

ATACdawg has it down. I only club when out of town so I don’t have to worry about coming home smelling funny. I rarely even bring my phone into the club (only when I have to use an Uber).

All the clubs suck in my home area and Ive always been apprehensive to do that to begin with, small town, don’t want my car seen in front of the club and I don’t drive something like a white Honda Accord that blends in.

My only issue is when I return home my clothes often stink like smoke and sometimes perfume. Smokes no big deal since I often go to casinos - perfume and glitter are sometimes an issue. Luckily I sometimes do my own laundry or I’ll spray a little of my body spray on my clothes when I toss them in my suitcase/duffle bag.

On the rare occasion I may go to the clubs in the city about an hour away from me. They aren’t that great either but I only do that when SHE is out of town, which is not that uncommon.

3 years ago I travelled A LOT more than I do now (preCOVID) and she did as well, making more opportunities. I am grateful for being able to home more and even though I make less trips to the club (again preCOVID) I don’t mind because when I actually did go it was a bigger deal.

If I have to lie to my wife it's something I shouldn't be doing. I assume my wife doesn't give a shit about covid risk, but I haven't been in almost two days so who knows.

Willy, the truth will set you free.
Consider it.

I'm on a pandemic pause, but the last visit I said 'have fun at your music outing, Dear.' She says "have fun at the feel-lies bar".

It's so less stressful than lying. At least for me. But I'm a lousy lier.

Relax Willy-ape. Skifredo’s story is just that: a story. And not a particularly plausible story. It is by now firmly established that skifredo is actually a homeless crab stealing WiFi from the Starbucks he lives behind.

As for the person who brags about having a small dong, all I can say is would you trust anything said by a guy who says he has a small dong?

Just tell you SO that you’re a turtle and that turtles are horny creatures. Do it like this “So Mrs. Turtle, Imma go turtle ‘round with some sexy female hairless apes. Aah...yup”

The “Aah...yup” is key. Aah...yup.

And Willy, do you think it's fair and right to - potentially - bring covid home without her knowing how?

I'm being pretty safe. One on one setting. I wear a cloth mask and kn95 mask and face shield. She wears a mask too. Strip clubs are way to dirty for a pandemic.

You can get it anywhere. But I don't see the appeal in going to strip clubs right now. Nightlife is dead pretty much