if i was to go up to a girl and tried to bump and grind from behind i would at max face incarceration. now if a girl comes up towards me, turns around and proceeds to bump me i wouldn't be able to charge her with shit because hey, who's going to believe a guy right?
this happened about a year ago. girl was a regular at the bar i went to. i'm waiting my turn at the pool table and she comes up to me and does the bumps. her face is ehh ehh, but that ass felt pretty good so i played along. started to get a rise and then 5 secs later she goes, "oh sorry, my bad." wtf? she then walks away.
would anybody here have thought of doing what i was thinking of doing, which was this: follow her to wherever and then say to her, "why did u do that? you know what you did right? next time u do something like that to me again do me a favor and finish the job."
looking back i should have done that but at that particular moment i became confused.


Mistaken identity?